Athletic lesbians. Hot damn, doesn't get much better than that. Click for Flatsoda lesbos

Cyrstal Beddows. F'ing yummy. You KNOW I saved some of these to my hard drive. Look at the little freckles on her shoulders. I mean AFTER you tear your eyes away from her boobs. Fanfukintastic. Click the pic for the gallery

Uh oh, out comes the strap on.

Whoa now, can't miss any babes here. Try various MC-nudes hotties:
Is this Renata?
Big boobs, blonde.
She looks a little like... Michael Jackson? But with boobs, don't worry.
Woot! Blonde!

More party girls than you can shake a stick at...click for party girls

Some of you may want to see Britney Spears showing her pregnant belly and her swollen nipples.

These butts are absolutely incredible. Wow. You would eat it, I would eat it, we would all sacrifice our oral hygiene to eat it, so don't give me any lip.

Wonder if there's any sand up in there? That's always the worst. Don't ever plan on hitting it if there's sand up in there. No good, mate.

No sand in sight, Captain. Warp speed, then! Give me all you've got!

As many of you have admitted as you stagger out of a bar with your arm around some non-TEN chick... they can't all be supermodels. To you boys, I raise a toast. Just be careful, don't want to get caught with no ugly chicks. Also, careful not to drink too much, don't want to get whiskey dick.

Misc chickies:

Anna's boobs are the kind that you see in a strip club then go home and dream about. You will NEVER sleep with a chick that has boobs that look like this. NEVER. So stare and pleasure yourself and don't worry about it. 3 seperate galleries:

Full screen, high definition, big boobs. You're gonna like this one...CLICK

Breasts were more unique back in the day. Maybe that's why I like vintage stuff. Maybe that's why I always get a zillion emails from you guys when I go the vintage route:

Hey dude, let go my woman. I am mesmerized by those bazongas, no need for you anymore so scat. Buh-bye. Gonna go make a milkshake wif yo lady.

Heh-heh. Uh, this is my neighbor. Look REALLY close. Meet my neighbor's nipple.

I think you're going to like PBM...

Here we have Danya. Such cute chubby cheeks. I mean on her face. Well, her butt too. Grrrreat cleavahhg too Gustafsen.

Uh, did I mention PBM? Think ripe juicy melons, and warrrrrm apple pie. Eat it up, but do us a favor and leave the crust m'man.

If you fall off that ladder and crush your boob, I will have no sympathy.

Wow. Re-god-damn-diculous. Lookit that. Straight into the regularpervert hall of fame she goes.

I am always mesmerized by hot women. I, of course, have a particular affinity for models. I mean, their soul purpose in life is to look hot. Today, we salute models.

Model one:

Model two:

Model 3:

Misc:

Wow, check out Jennifer. You guys know how I love those mirror shots...

Just the mere HINT of workout wear is enough to turn me on. The fact that Ann is wearing it, that is like a monster bonus. Bring on Ann, I have two hands.

A freaking bubble bath dude. Takes me back to the time when I was dating this girl in college, she was not on birth control, and we were supposed to be using a rubber. I think I've mentioned, I hate F'ing rubbers. We were in the shower together getting the groove on at her parents' house, trying to get a little action before her old man got home. I was this {} close to just slipping it in there. She was all lathered up and I kept sliding my fingers in there, occasionally playing with her bunghole too. MMMM-mmm. Shelly, show us how it's done.

Here is a hottie from a truck show:

Sometimes, new models that are just starting out will do just about anything to break into the business. Half of them start out as strippers. Anyway, here are a couple that aren't bashful.

Starla kind of has that next door neighbor look going on.

Trisha from First Time Videos...mercy!

Tori Spelling is a little rich girl with what absolutely MUST be fake boobs and I'm guessing an enormous perverted streak. She would probably gross you out in bed doing things you'd never even thought of. Seriously, look at her, you know it's true, you can just tell.

I like big round butts and I cannot lie. Mix it up, Mr. Mixalot, and check out these butts:

And this one:

We've got a new feature today. A young lady named Jan has agreed to write a hot story for us. If you know Jan from some other websites, feel free to say hello (jan@regularpervert.com). Installments for the first story can be found HERE. I've asked and then begged Jan to provide us with some photos of herself, or let us do a photo shoot with her (she's pretty damn cute!), but she keeps declining. (so far at least). You guys write and and demand photos. And read her stuff, it gets better and better!
Story 1 Page (office lesbos?)

Freaking PERFECT, man. Per. Fect. Understand. Umm-Yowza-righton. Click Here

Another hungry butt...People of the world unite. We must stamp out hunger and malnutrition. We must relieve the fine butts of the world from starvation. Chomp Chomp.

Feed them and they will not munch on your shorts, bikinis, undies, and unprotected passers-by.

Don't paint the town black
Don't jump in the sack
Don't resort to crack
Just run down the track
And then come back
Or give the PC a hack
unless you don't know jack
Grab the boobie and mack
and then grab the suitcase and pack
Who cares if she's gotta good rack
great cleavage or a stack?
You'll go wak or you'll yak
If ya don't get them out yo crack!

Little chickies in black lingerie. It probably gets better than this, but right now I can't really think of how. Quite scrumptious if you ask me.

This young lady parades around in her little blue bathing suit in attempt to put a tent in every red-blooded guys shorts. If you were splashing or lounging around the pool when this stuff was around, you'd be covering your tent up. No shame in it, I'm right there with you bro.

Seriously, you've gotta love summer. Chicks in bikinis are hot. That's assuming they have fine bodies. I mean, a chick in a bikini is basically a chick in her underwear out in public. Think about it. Sllllurp.

The look of this butt stops me in my tracks. Wow. I don't know what this chick looks like, but I'd be happy to take her out to dinner and parade her around town just to have a chance at getting a grip on that sucker. Hit up that third photo. Now THAT is a chocolate starfish.

As you bump along on your Saturday trying to relax or have fun or get stuff done, try not to think about Katie's little body sitting on top of yours and grinding. I think you will find those thoughts very distracting. So don't.

Paola is hot.

In today's perverted news:
Dancers at the beach world volleyball championship.

Michelle Wie, golf chick.

Nicole Vaidisova, tennis chick.

More beach volleyball *players.

Miss Teen USA Shelley Henning.

Hello, beach volleyball girls. It is nice to see you again. Listen, I hate to worry you, or be rude, or surprise you with shocking information, but I think there's something you should know. Nobody really cares about beach volleyball. All those spectators? The ones that come to watch you play? They only come to look at your ass. Yes, it hurts, I know. But I speak the truth. So wear your boy shorts, your spandex, your bikini bottoms, and let your hungry ass much on them until it's warm sweaty mouth is full. And make certain that the sponsor that pays for your Beamer and your house renovation and your vacation puts their logo on your ass. Because that's where we look. And that's what we'll photograph.
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Thora Birch has some big natties. Those things have way too much droop to be fake. Take my word for it, I am certified in boob evaluation.

Ann-angel rocks in the bra. And the panties. And my dreams. clicky

As a certified boob expert, I can tell you that odd-shaped boobs are very appealing to me. Anybody with a few thousand bucks can get the regular softball-shaped implants. But a nice eccentric looking mammary gland, now that gets my eye every time. If you're like me in this regard, enjoy:

Speaking of boobs, it's about time to bust out the Scarlett Johansson photos. This may take me a while, I am doing it one handed.

Some more Anime for you.

In the news:

Maria Sharpova spreads 'em wide and hits 'em hard.

Rebecca Cartright checks out the sweaty men (while we check out Rebecca).

Vera Zvonareva shows a little cameltoe while whackin' the green ball.

Ommmmmmm. Hear that? Those are the angels singing. Or the monks chanting. Or something. I have finally found a babe so cute that I have hardly (just barely) looked at her body. Check out this chick, I think her name is Renata. Gorgeous.

Janine, honey, wherever you are, I choked the chicken to your stuff tonight. I'm digging you. I could do without the tattoos, but they say nobody's perfect.

I know we're not on news any more, but the moral of the story is... don't do it at work.

Casey looks nice...

The hottie from Seinfeld, Julia Louis Dreyfus. I know you'd do it, I know I'd do it, and you know I know we'd both do it. Some come on Playboy, go talk to Julia. I swear I see some nippage in this photo.

I'm loving this chick flashing in the store...click for store flash movie

And this girl... I will probably run into her at a grocery store one day and ask her to marry me.