I'm not ashamed to admit I rubbed one off to Melissa Midwest last night. It was those damn hot rod photos. I could just see her in my garage posing and bending over and smiling. Whew. Orgasm_Total=921. I'm actually getting laid with the real stuff tonight, so you guys don't be emailing me and bothering me, a'ight? Anyway, here are some more car photos of her:

Did you see the clip of Kelsey Grammar falling completely off the stage the other night at that show? Holy shit, that was funny. I mean, I feel bad for the dude, but not bad enough to keep from laughing hysterically. If you could pick one person to fall like a moron that you could watch on videotape, who would it be?

A few famous people:
Lindsay Lohan scratches the beav

Jessica Simpson shows a little cameltoe, and some semi- see through busty action. Go girl! Sing it! La-la-la-la-la!

Regularpervert.com's amateurs rock you:

I want to keep you guys abreast of current events.
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I wonder if there are any negative effects from long-term exposure to dog farts? Every time my dog farts, which is very often, it reminds me of the color purple. Not the movie with Oprah in it, I mean the actual color. Very grassy, noxious smell. Always the same. Of course my dog always eats the same thing every day, so it stands to reason his farts would smell the same every time.

With all the comic-based movies coming out, you'd think they'd get smart and do a wonder woman movie. Lynda Carter, however hot and do-able she is right now, is just too old to star in the movie. Who would we, the constituents of regularpervert.com, vote to be the new wonder woman? She needs to have big boobs, and even if she doesn't have blue eyes we could slap some blue contact lenses in there right? Think any of these ladies would do? Big shoes (and bracups) to fill...

Misty loves me. I love Misty. We will me married soon, oui?
Videos w/ next door nikki...

Total donations are up to about $6.13 now. Special thanks to Grady, who donated an e-gift certificate for some German restaurant on some other continent in some denomination that I do not recognize at all and have begun to doubt actually exists. You can donate HERE in case you missed the link. We will one day go to a full membership driven site with gig after gig of content and donators now will of course be granted free lifetime memberships. Besides, you can't get cool F'ing shiz like this on any other blog, you might as well donate a dime or two. I mean, hot chicks, famous chicks, fine azzes, amazing narration, poetry? No problem mon.

Smell the stink from the pottie?

Distract you little hottie

I like your sweater

Oooh...oh...ahh, I feel better

Maybe it's just me, but I totally shot a load over Gigi. This is twice now, I'm keeping count remember? I am going to think about it, but in all likelihood one or two of these will make it to the regularpervert hall of fame.

If you guys haven't gone to Domai yet to check Gigi and the other hotties out... uh, heh-heh, what's wrong

with you

beavis?

And then of course there is Isabella from FTV. Hey dawg, don't worry, she has no issues with cracking open the pink stuff to give you a good look. See what I mean:

So I was having this dream. In the dream, a brick fell and hit me in the head. And then I got a little crazy. Okay, a little crazier. And Rhonda Adams was single and she wanted me.

Then I hit it. Then this amateur Japanese chick wanted me. And I hit that too. Ahhh, refreshing.

Dayum! Naomi model making us slobber!
CLICK for entire gallery
CLICK for entire gallery

Erika from FTV gives us a tennis lesson...wow, check out the nips!

Ann-Angel gets a little sun:

On a bike

In a car

In your ear

Watch my rear

When I posted about Katie Holmes yesterday, I actually hadn't heard the latest news that she was dating Tom Cruise. Katie is 26, Tommy Boy is 42. Oooh yeah, you go Tommy Boy. When you start getting old and wrinkly, and the erection is perhaps a bit less firm, seek ye out a young piece o' ass and joy ye shall find. Katie actually has hazel eyes instead of blue eyes, but as we all know nobody is perfect. In celebration of Tom's success, I present: naked Katie Holmes movie
movie 1, movie 2

Hello, Heather Locklear Nipples, it's nice to meet you. My name is pervert.

Kinky, they should do this to my unit:
CLICKY

Speaking of Page 3 Girl Keeley, she has made it into the new REGULARPERVERT Hall of Fame.

The lovely Katiecutie
REMOVED BY REQUEST

Back to Nicole Kidman and those blue eyes. I can't help myself. Slobbering. Out of control.

An amateur suhweetie
Pic 3,Pic 4,Pic 5,Pic 6

This girl may very well rot your brain
Pic 3,Pic 4

In the news:
Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes 2

Careful lil Ms. Tami Tyson, didn't your mom tell you about not letting them pop out?

What is it with guys dressing up in the gym? Don't you want to just say, hey man you're here to get sweaty and watch chicks, just wear a T-shirt. And what's with the F'ing flip-flops? Those drive me batty. Wear your fag-boy gay-ass flip-flops to the beach, not to the gym. Makes me glad I am a carrier of the detested athlete's foot fungus. Take that hairy toe man, maybe you'll cover your F'ing feet up from now on. One of these days I'm gonna figure out how to get a camera into my gym and regularpervert is gonna go to a whole new level brutha.

I went to see the movie The Interpreter with Nicole Kidman in it last night. She was incredible. Her accent makes me kind of wild. Her face is so beautiful it makes me crazed. But you know what really does it for me? Her eyes. Holy rope-smokers Batman, her blue eyes kind of freeze me and prevent me from actually breathing. A few photos and a few nude videos:
Video 1, Video 2

Old school:

No school:

Pocket pool: