9:33pm - I hate it when you go down on a girl and she has super-long pubes which tickle your nose and make your sneeze. Sneezing is not romantic, which doesn't really bother me. I don't care about being romantic, I just want to get it on. But sneezing is also a mood killer. Here's a chick, little Ms. Iveta from Femjoy, who has a well-trimmed bush.

9:39pm - We all know we're a little freaky, but do you like nun porn? Then you are definitely wakked out. Jana Cova as a nun, dawgs.

4:42pm - Whoa, man. I ate some Mexican food for lunch today and it has cause some explosive results. Look out, don't walk behind me dude.

4:42pm - I am gaga for boobies. Always have been. Actually, I just F'ing like women. Small boobs do it for me sometimes, but big booms do it for me all the time! That's why I'm talking to my jimmy johnson about Paige Hilton again. Cause of her boobs. You dig 'em? Those things are sticking straight out dawg. She's got cleavage up top AND down below. Nice thong, Paige.

10:16pm - Cool, nipples getting all pokey on Martina Hingis.

10:25pm - Latino boobs are sort of an acquired taste. April from Pacinos World has some serious perkies.

12:10pm - Today is the last day of January. Can you believe we've already wasted 1/12 of 2006? What the F do I know, I'm just a dirty pervert.

12:11pm - I'm such a pervert in fact, that I got arrested the other day for taking pictures of chick's asses at a local college volleyball meet. The judge asked me, "Son, why would you want to do that?" And I said, "Your Honor, them were some really hot bitches." Speaking of getting arrested, Gina from TeenyQueen is going to get arrested if she keeps pulling her pants down in public. Gina, when that happens sweetie, you just give me a call. I know a GREAT lawyer for perverts like us.

4:02pm - Here we see Felicity Huffman groping Eva. I would be doing the exact same thing, can't blame her for that one. Grind it girls, jump on each other and grind while we watch.

4:20pm - Major pokies on Dannii Minogue. This woman must be cold, she's going to put somebody's eye out!

9:49pm - Heidi Honey licks a dildo in a see-through nightie. Now you're talking!

9:30pm - Rio from HotWifeRio is indeed a hot wife. She looks like she's been ridden hard and put up wet, but that's what mature women look like after a lifetime of perverted sex. It's all good, Rio would probably rock our worlds my fellow perverts.

9:56pm - They call her DaphneDDD for a very good reason. Do you think it's because she has some way big-big knockers? If she knocked those upside your head, you would likely get a concussion.

10:10pm - Back due to popular, enormous, monsterous amounts of emails, our Asian Hour. You will, no doubt, enjoy checking out the enormous Asian bust of Aki Kawamura.

3:34pm - Seeing boobs like Kara's tends to turn me on. This is not because I'm a pervert (although I am). Anybody sees boobs like these and pops a chubby. Look at 'em. Kara from Karashandfull is spilling right the F out of this top, and WE LIKE IT.

3:45pm - We've seen Karen from KarenDreams on regularpervert before. Here she is posing outside on a balcony. See pic number 3 where it looks like she's about to give herself a wedgie? That shit drives me crazy.

8:02pm - This chick will hump just about anything, as evidenced by her willingness to hump the entire couchfull of sextoys. Is that a Sybian? Ya gotta love a Sybian. Some dude must've been like... hmmm. I think I'll create a machine that makes women orgasm repeatedly for hours on end. Then I'll charge like $2k for it, and I'll retire early.

4:01pm - Here's a gallery of more Sedrf candid shots.

4:15pm - Some wonderful nipple shots of Courtney Cox...I'm telling you, her boobs were not that big once upon a time. People are saying they got bigger when she got pregnant, but I have my suspicions.

5:10pm - Bri from BeautifulBri works da ass. I would work her ass, too. Bri, Bri, come see me, bend right over and I'll hit that G.

1:41pm - Cool, soothing water. Running between the legs. Kissing our privates and making our perverted bodies sigh with relief. We enjoy this, Corinna from Femjoy obviously does too.

1:55pm - Laura has a set of boobs that I could just stare at for hours. I am a grown man and get laid with reasonable frequency, but having a pair of boobs like that to look at... it's like having a pristine Ferrari in the driveway with a beautiful sky overhead and an easy chair and a cold beer.

2:03pm - As we have previously discussed, I've never nailed an Asian chick. But I would. It's just that I live in Antarctica for part of the year, and in South Africa for the rest of the year, so there aren't that many Asian chicks around. How about this one? Yowza. Her name is Jun Kusanagi, and she is one of my biggest fans. She tells me she would marry me, but I have to give her all my money and a big slice of American citizenship.

2:59pm - Sedrf, you dirty bastard! Lol, seriously, what are you going to say when you get caught? If the cops don't get you, some hot chick with a gorilla for a boyfriend will smash you to a pulp. Ladies and gentlemen/perverts, the award must go to Sedrf.

2:45pm - Well, Beavis, unless there's something wrong with you, you would joing me in hitting Lola L. from McNudes just as hard as you could hit it. Not hit as in physical abuse, I mean hit as in scrog, hump, fornicate.

3:00pm - Lauren Kain looks like a business chick I'd like to work for. I can just imagine my boss looking like that. I'd be rubbing one off constantly. I'd probably get fired for staring down her blouse.

3:09pm - What do we have here? Lil' Ms. Cynthia Sin is back again. In this gallery it kind of looks like she's taking her clothes off and pretending to be a cowgirl while she's naked, but don't worry, she's not. Cynthia is really just humping the couch.

12:45pm - I love this photography. See how the hot naked chick is so perfectly in focus, and the background is blurred into passivity? Fantastic! Also, Thalia from MC Nudes looks pretty hot anyway.

1:02pm - Dayum. This is like an open invitation. When a chick bends over and spreads like that, she is effectively saying "Hello big boy. Will you be my pervert? Come over her and poke me. Nail me any way you want. I am built to take this, to give you pleasure, to be your little slut." So Veronica from MCNudes, don't play, if you're serious call me tonight.

1:07pm - Lia, aka Lia19 from FTV, says she likes to masturbate. I've heard that chicks who masturbate too much may end up with an enlarged clitoris. I see no evidence of this condition on Lia, but I promise to keep a watchful eye.

10:13pm - We should welcome our newest little addition, Lucy from YouLoveLucy. Lucy, if you feel the need sweetie, you go right ahead and lick your girlfriend.

3:15pm - For some reason (probably because I'm such a goddam pervert), I would much rather see a woman working herself over than the same woman getting busy with a guy. It's great if she's touching herself, going at it with a dildo, hunching up on a machine, whatever. Ever heard of a Sybian? These are big vibrating machines that apparently drive 99.9% of all living, warm-blooded, female homo sapiens crazy. Here we watch some European girl named Mella jump astride a Sybian and bring herself to a screaming, weeping, moaning, jittery, exhausting orgasm. She may hold somebody at gunpoint if they try to take this machine away from her.

3:37pm - I prefer drop-dead gorgeous chicks, but I will accept a less than perfect face if it is paired up with a better than average body. The better the body, the more lenient I am on the face. Are you following me? Good. Try Barbi from BustyBarbi if you want to see an example here.

3:52pm - Amber from AmberAndrews is F'ing tiny. I think she's 4'11" tall and weighs 96 lbs. That sort of begs the question... if you were up in there, I mean really hitting it, and you crushed a girl, would they put you in jail for it?