It always comes back to the boobs, doesn't it? I swear, it was Wonder Woman, she's the one that screwed me up. Also, my mom used to walk around the house naked when I was a kid, we can put some blame on that too. I have been running across these Met-Art chicks for a few years, now I give them to you. They are F-ing insane. Check it out:
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Can you believe that? Now seriously, if you had boobs like that, you would be rich wouldn't you? Wow those nipples dude. Imagine those nipples poking you in the eye and scrubbing around on your forehead while she rode you on the couch. You would even put the remote down for that shit wouldn't you? More:
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Hobo submitted this chick prancing around in the rain. Gotta be from some porn magazine college shoot. Check out that last shot, I'd eat her ass like a cupcake. Thanks for the submission
Hobo.

I gotta lose some weight man. Gettin too flabby. The muscles and the flab combine to put too much of a load on my damn joints. Order your goodies from Netrition. Maybe one day we'll be ripped like Autumn or Venus.

Back to Koika at Met-Art. Mamma-mia, lookit that. Excuse me for a few minutes, I gotta go rub one off.
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Is it just me, or do you guys never get wood in a strip club? Maybe it has something to do with being three sheets to the wind when I'm there, but the stiffy never stiffens. I'm thinking that if I were a stripper, I would make out with other strippers. Oh wait, sorry - daydreaming a bit there. If I were a stripper I think I'd be offended if I was gyrating all over some guys lap and he didn't develop a bulge.

I wasn't happy with yesterday's update. I forgot the update file and didn't have it with me when I updated, so I had to wing it. Yep, we've had a few broken links lately. Sorry, I'm just a regularpervert, I never professed to be a good webmaster.

I did lunges in the gym last night, and my glutes are so sore it feels like I got whacked with a bat.

Let's review another perverted product today, shall we? Let's discuss the little mini-pussys that it seems like everybody is selling these days. Here are a couple:

I had this girlfriend in college that knew a few tricks. We'll call her "L". L was actually an RA at her dorm. The rooms were arranged in a suite, with a hall, 2 rooms on each side of the hall, and a bathroom at the end. There were 2 girls per room, but since L was an RA, she had a room to herself. Mmmm, if I had it to do over again I would’ve tried to hook up with some of the other cuties in her hall. But I digress. She had no problem with going down, but she not only refused to swallow, she didn’t even want to spit. No matter how you tried to hide it, L would use her powers of telepathy to identify the exact moment you were going to spooge. She would then kind of turn her head and arrange it so that she was stroking you between her lips and her hand. So you weren’t actually IN her mouth at all. That was all fine and dandy, but jeez what a mess. I remember one time I was on my back and shot a load all the way up over my head. One drop landed right on my cheek and I was like dammit, gonna have to teach this girl to be cleaner. In the spirit of my wonderful college memories, I present to you some University Girls.

In the news we have:
Liberian soldiers wearing women's clothing (freaks)
Eva Longoria (hot)
Kimberly Caldwell (hotter)
Penelope Cruz (hottest)
Ms. North Carolina/Ms. America (sizzlin)

Here's Alexa
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And here's yummy lesbos:
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Gotta start out with Vanessa today, yowza!
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Don't be scared Misty, but you are my newest obsession.
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For those of you keeping track, Orgasm_Total=905. I could not help but blow my load on Dee tonight. Holy shite, don't make me beg girl, come back over and let me like wash your car or walk your dog. I. Am. Not. Worthy.

I didn't notice anything prolific in the news, so tonight is a good night to introduce a new feature called the PRODUCT REVIEW.

Product Review:
Vibrator - Accuvibe. You should arm yourself with one of these vibes.

Ladies F'ing LOVE them. I think they talked about one on an episode of Sex in the City, but that's just what I've heard. Anyway, quit screwing around with those little wimpy vibrators, this thing has the power to knock a hole in a block wall. Sharper Image sells them, worth every penny. See it in action here:

There is something about a lady that is nipped out, don't you agree? If there is an obvious and legitimate excuse for the nippage (ie it's cold outside, shirt's wet, in the gym exercising), it's still interesting. If there's no apparent reason, it's REALLY interesting. For you, in your time of need, I present:

Some chicks like it... underwater?

I was listening to Stern on the way in to work this morning. He had this chick named Shayna in the studio and she sounded really hot. She said she had D-cups, a little belly-shirt on, and some kind of slacks with no panties on. She works in some Doctor's office, but she sings and plays the guitar and (I guess) wants to launch her career to stardom. Anyway, she was on the show with some dude and they were going to play a trivia game. Stakes...she wins she gets $10k, she loses she has to get naked. Well she won, but Howard agreed to let her play her guitar and sing as long as she did it in the nude. About the time she stripped down and Howard started commenting, I had to get out of the car. It was kinda like going to take a whiz and pinching it off just as the first few drops trickle out. It left me in a horny and irratable mood all day. For you, loyal readers, I've done some homework on this chick:

Let us explore today my inroads to kinkiness. My conversion to perversion, if you will.

My memory is fuzzy, but I think the first photo I saw of a naked woman was a playboy centerfold. I was probably 10 yrs old, it was summertime, and we were out of school. I was hanging out with some friends and one of them had an older brother who had just one dogeared Playboy issue. They all said "Show him the CABBAGE PATCH". The CABBAGE PATCH turned out to be a pretty thick bush owned by the centerfold in question. I was rendered pretty much speechless.

I also remember taking some catalogue or generic magazine and cutting a bra ad out of it and hiding it in my room. The lady was a brunette, and had on a black bra. The was probably when I was 8 yrs old. Yep, perverted even then.

All through adolescence, my mom's Frederick's of Hollywood and Venus Swimwear catalogues had a habit of ending up under my matress or on the top shelf of my closet. Give me a break, have you seen some of those chicks? We're talking serious hotness. This was long before I had access to a PC or the unlimited perverted porno land that makes up the internet.

You guys seem to like the old ones:

Zara Philips is like a niece of Prince Charles or something like that. You would mack on her, don't lie. Whip it out and give a shout.

I saw Monster's Ball last night with Halle Berry and Billy Bob. Holy crikey, that girl has a rack! Not to mention she is super-cute. Kinda gave me wood sitting right there in the living room.

And we all know the kind of woodrow PureDee gives me:

No wonder I'm such a pervert. I grew up watching Lynda Carter's boobs bouncing around as Wonder Woman. Here's to you, my queen.

Cheerio, pip pip you duffer! Man, I'm so tired of seeing Charles and Camilla in the news.

Sometimes you gotta go Old School:

Serena is a monster...News

Who the hell is Paula Rubio?...News

Circus babes are yummy:

Aren't you glad I can provide you with custom content? And brilliant blogging? Who are you and why are you here? You are out of the ordinary if you are actually reading the text. Most internet porn surfers are only after one thing, and it ain't text.