10:10pm - Kelly Brook topless on the beach... there's that wimp of a husband again. Dang has she got a nice set of nips.

10:11pm - Alison Angel stuns me again. That girl has a body that I would love to show off. I would take her to the mall and parade her around in a little slut outfit. All the moms would shake thier heads and all the dads would stare and all the teenage boys would go home and wank....

11:05am - The server has been down for an unknown length of time. Thanks to everybody for their patience.

3:35pm - When a chick with a hot body spreads her cheeks for the camera, perverts like you and I stop and take notice. Mandy from FTV qualifies.

10:29pm - Tally-ho, look out and jump back, Bert the pervert spies a rack! Lana Brooke is busting out of everything...

11:20am - Hey, they don't call her Busty Bri for nuthin:

1:25pm - One of the cool things about the internet is that you can just go get whatever you want. Want some info about our old pal Gary Condit? Do a search, maybe you'll end up at Time Magazine's story. Want some edible panties? 302 calories, and they could be yours. 302 calories? (Damn, that's like 2 miles on the treadmill.) Another option, of course, is to go out and find some naked pictures of Jeanne Tripplehorn. I'm not sure why Jeanne (the chick from Basic Instinct) popped into my mind this morning, but she did indeed visit my synapses. And I did indeed find some naked pictures of her. And I did indeed post them below. See THAT'S why you come to regularperver.com. Because I, Bert the Pervert, deliver the F'ing goods. Tripplehorn fans UNITE!

3:58pm - "Hello Mr. Sailor Man. My name is Brooke Taylor and I am lost at sea. I cannot seem to find my way home, so I will just lounge around on this boat all day and quite possibly remove my clothing and rub myself. Will you rescue me? Does it bother you if I masturbate while you watch?" Let it rip, Brooke.

10:25pm - You know what I say, screw paying for parking. I'm taking this lady's approach.

10:15am - Heh, wacky. I've never seen anything like this before. The movie is of two chicks boxing/fighting trying to rip each other's bras off. CLICK

11:00am - Check out Jessica at NW Teen Beauties. A little strip poker anyone? How about a good baby oil rubdown? Now that's the definition of an amateur model, slurp.

3:08pm - Admit it, at some point you've masturbated to the glossy images of the SI swimsuit edition. We've all done it, there is no shame. If you want a little action from SI's Daniella Sarahyba, click the pic below and check out SI's movie...

10:27pm - Let's go waaaay back to March of 1962. Meet Pamela Anne Gordon. Of course those are natural boobs, they didn't even have fake ones in 62. Those things are nuts aren't they??

5:25pm - Yo, I'm back. Judging by the enormous amount of emails you've been sending, I've been missed in a big way!

5:45pm - While I was out of town for Thanksgiving, I went to see Derailed. Jennifer Aniston is looking pretty old in the movie. But damn, we're all getting old, right? I am sure she is still heartbroken that our our wild man Brad Pitt cheated on her. I would make her feel better. I would soothe her, and rub her shoulders, and let her ride me like a wild hairy boar. We salute you and your nearly 40-year old perkies, Jen:

Aneta's body really turns me on.

6:00pm - Laura at FemJoy shows off some nice golden orbs:

6:06pm - Starla is like the dirty little goth chick down the street that you would hit if you were absolutely sure that a) you wouldn't catch anything from her, b) her big mean looking brother wouldn't find out.

7:53pm - By the way, I finally updated the gallery post page. I know it's been awhile. About 99% of the stuff people send in is crap, so it takes me awhile to wade through the junk. If you have a gallery you want posted, send it using the form on the gallery post page, or email it to me.

11:06am - Ginger Jolie has been around for a couple of years. I think she was originally discovered on Matt's Models. Here's some movies for ya:

12:15pm - Lesbians. Lesbians? Okay, who ordered the lesbians? If you like lesbians, raise your hand. Vera and Nastya at MetArt:

12:18pm - Photo from Britney's Bedroom...what a butt!

12:45pm - Ashleigh can't come to the phone right now, she's lookin kinda tied up. Can I take a message?

12:47pm - Clara at TotalSuperCuties.com - GALLERY

12:48pm - Kaye at TotalSuperCuties - GALLERY

8:03am - Next Door Nikki in lingerie, yum.

4:35pm - Cool. Big boobs. Hard to pass up big boobs. Thanks, Busty Barbi!

10:27pm - We gotta do the fitness thing, ya'll know these fitness chicks get me worked up. GoddessHeather carries it a little too far, but what the F...
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10:34pm - And some random fitness beauties from TrueBodies:

11:12am - Niki Marie has a hot little brown body for us:

12:31pm - Pssst. Hey you. Come ovah heah. It's me, Bert the Pervert. What if I told you I know where you could find some extremely arousing pics and videos of teens that were very fresh, very low mileage? Hey, have I ever steered you wrong? How bout Cally a cute redhead...

12:32pm - How 'bout Keegan, she cute enough for you? You'd better run to North West Teen Beauties and knock on their door bro.

10:44pm - In the news: Verena Vlajo is a chick from Austria doing the Cyber Games competition. Whoa, girl - those are some nice boobs!

11:10pm - Zia from FTV is enough to make the wolves howl. She's got that chocolate starfish going too. You know you luv it...

10:38am - Just so you know, I spent all last night and all this morning have sex like a wild man. And no, I don't mean with myself. A good looking stud like me gets laid with actual honesttogod hot women.

10:39am - If Brandy from Brandys-Box stuck that ass in yo face, you would weep like a ninny:

11:15am - Holly from HometownHolly has one of those bodies that makes me want to bust out the measuring tape. Look at her big rack and her tiny waist and her nice hips. Freaking yummy. Nice tush Holly.

1:26pm - More of the busty beauty Natt Chanapa. You guys are driving me crazy for this chick :)

1:47pm - Holy crap, a chick fight.

2:14pm - Alison makes me slobber. Man, I can't imagine having a girlfriend with a body like that. Eventually, you would get tired of her and want something new, but dayum can you imagine the long perverted road that "eventually" would be?

1:49pm - PlanetKatie has got the nicest little brown butt, don't you think?

1:53pm - Chicks in glasses have never really turned my head. I know there are guys out there that just dig the whole glasses thing and can't get enough, but I'm not into it. That's not to say hot chicks wearing glasses don't raise my bone. What the F, check out LoveLeia...

2:00pm - Mercy, Corinna from FemJoy is amazing. Stop the heart, roll the scrotum. She looks a little like Pokahantas with the braids, but you ain't gonna notice her hair:

2:03pm - Wootwoot! Stana from purebeautymag, lawksamercy!

I'll do whatever you want, ma'am.

10:53pm - Damn, worked like 20 hrs today. Never fear, we can always find solace, relaxation, and horny times on the internet.

10:58pm - Maybe you haven't heard of her before, I hadn't. Introducing Rachel Ricci. Check out the way she reaches back and cracks that butt open. Yesssss. You guys know how I love that.

11:05pm - Let's try another new Ricci girl... RobinRicci.

11:10pm - Some sepia toned stuff of Nicole from MCNudes. The sepia always makes the models look dirty if you ask me. Dirty as in needing to be cleaned, not dirty as in perverted. Hey, you know, that's okay. The girls are going to need to be cleaned after they stay with me for awhile anyway.

8:55pm - Let's try some more tasty treats from Bianca, shall we?

9:05pm - We might as well visit Janine again too. Those nips on Janine are sort of raspy looking. If she scrubbed them upside your head a couple of times, you'd probably know it. Just don't chip a tooth.

9:24pm - Calling all amateurs. If you play music and strip in your room while your webcam is running, and you think your younger brother will NOT find it and mail it in... you are wrong :)
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