Okay, shut up. So she's got a little pudge. You'd still hit it, and you'd even tell your friends about it.

You guys know how I love mirror shots.

Doctor, please help me. I think I have a boob addiction.

Page 3 girl Keeley (unbelievable boobs):

Whew, thank goodness it's the weekend.

Here, go check out Ashley:

Man, it's hard to get enough of this girl, especially when she squeezes her boobs together like that. Luvin it...

Lilly's boobs are cool.

Petra Verkaik is old school and super hot. It must be boob day today. Ex-squeeze me while I go rub one off thinking of Petra's massive mounds.

Listen up, lady. If you have boobs, and you wear a bra, and you hang your nipples out of that bra while you are in my vicinity, be prepared to be ravaged. Ever seen the tasmanian devil whirl through a garden or a house or a giant concrete enclosure? This is pretty much what will happen to you should you incite my sexual rampage with your nipples poking out a bra like this:

Nice butt :)

Nice everything :)

Jenea Stone, where the F did you come from? Now those are some big boobies. Come ovah heah...

The SEDRF website freaking kills me dude...

In the news:
Chinese nips don't look bad.
Thai nips look just as good.
Lesbian cleavage? Hey, we're okay with that.
Tyra Banks fat? Hey, we even like looking at fake fat african american boobies.

Give Kori Kitten a try. Something about her complexion and her hair that I really like.

I'm really digging the little sundress and the big boobs on Charlotte from FTV. I would be willing to go with her to Wal-Mart on a Friday night and shop for cheap lingerie.

Little Ms. Linda Newton. Where have you been hiding lately, hmmm? Say, do me a favor Linda. Could you try to perk your breasts up? They don't look like they are pointing straight up, might just be few degrees off.

Okay, it's hump day...

If you want you can scrog Anna19 on a hot rock. Just be careful: rock burn is much worse than carpet burn.

Yo, when you see the boobs, and they are unfettered and braless and swaying and bouncy, there is a boob chemical in your brain that squirts out and makes you forget things. Like the fact that it's Wednesday. Or what hemisphere you live in. Or what your middle name is. That's okay, it just means you're a man and you're normal. Ps, don't worry, you can't run out of boob chemical. Try it with Amanda from TotalSuperCuties...

By the way, let me explain to you what a pervert I am. Depending on what time you're reading this, you may be able to see a POD (picture of the day) from Ashleigh up near the top of the page above the dateline. If it's the picture I'm looking at/lusting over, she's got some kind of pink strip of clothing and she is totally yanking it into the crack of her ass. Want to know how perverted I am? If nothing else, like if she would let me bend her over and feed her the longrod, I would at least sniff that pink thing once she yanked it out. Yes, I would sniff it. I bed it would smell like Asheliegh ASS, which in my perverse world would smell EXCELLENT.

You'll find me in the field, feeling up her build. I ain't out there havin fun, girl I'll give you one. Straight up shot, you know what you got, with a regularpervert rhyme then I'll drop you on a dime. Yo, word to da leg muscles Jenna.

Daniela Hantuchova has ALWAYS got pokies. Man, her nips must stay hard 24 hrs a day. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I bet it makes it really challenging for the network camera guys, because their producers are always yelling at them to keep her nips out of the shot.

Brandy always gets me all super-horny, then I have to sit around being desperate all day long. I don't know why I look at pictures of you, Brandy. It just makes me miserable. And why are you always touching and teasing your bunghole. That's no fair. Tease your bunghole all you want, but don't send me pictures of you teasing your bunghole because it drives me to moan and drink and crave.

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It's been awhile since I posted anything from Lovely Anne. What is wrong with me, am I mentally deficient? Anne, don't listen to what anybody says about being too skinny. Those big boobs prove that you are NOT too skinny. I love the photo of you stretched up with the towel on your tippy-toes showing your ribs. When I see a chick with a nice rack and her ribs hanging out, I think 1) nice rack, 2) her ribs are plainly visible, therefore this girl is starving herself to look better for me, therefore this chick really wants me. So keep up the good work.

Apparently, Nicole is a frequent reader of regularpervert, and was so engrossed by our fantastique writing and one-of-a-kind media presentations. Thank you, Nicole, for your photos. You don't mind if I give your email address out to all our horny perverts do you??

Ashleigh... what. An. Ass.

Happy F'ing Halloween. Who gives a crap about Halloween? Why should we "celebrate" Halloween? Bah humbug. The only thing that has ever excited me about Halloween is Geena Davis. Let me explain. Once upon a time, she was in this movie called Transylvania 6-500. In the movie, she played this extremely horny vampire. The whole damn movie she ran around with this costume on that allowed her boobs to totally spill out. I couldn't tell you how many times I wanked it watching those boobs. Because I love you, I've uploaded a file of one of the scenes for your viewing pleasure. Geena honey, we salute you, and we'd hit it.

Princess Kara is waaaaay hot. I suppose I've told you before how much I like brunettes. If I were going to go out and rent a ho' right now Kara, after looking at your pics, I'd rent one that looked just like you. I know you're proud!

Oooh, man. Bri has got me rubbing the unit. I bet her hair smells grrrreat.