I used to work with a girl that was a lingerie queen. She was always wearing slinky lingerie, and she didn't mind telling me about it. We had this thing going, but then she started dating somebody and the nookie got turned off. But she would still tell me what she bought and what she was wearing, and occasionally she'd give me a little peek. Anyway, Mandy Michaels remotely reminds me of the girl from the office. Here she is in some black velvet lingerie that makes my lovebone ache.

You are going to want to take a look at this picture lol...

This set of photos is UNVELIEVABLE. Corinna is gorgeous, the setting is perfect. Makes me want to go camping, hump, and breathe fresh air!

Everybody luuuuuvs FITNESS CHICKS.

Goddam boys, this is the hottest chick I've seen all week. Anna from MetArt. Whooo-wee, I luuuuv her funbags.

Iva has pasty white skin that looks cool to the touch, but her cooter makes me say yipeee.

Boink Lisa if you want:

Natalie, shake your pointy tits and work your shit for our Friday night crowd -

Go ahead, bust out your lesbians. I know what to do with lesbians. I can handle them. I will go:
Ungh!
Agh!
Grrr!
(boink-boink)
Ooooo...
OW!
Yeahhhhh.

Gosh golly jeepers. We all know Misty puts lead in my pencil. Watching her strip down naked in the forest is almost as stimulating as watching her sing row-row your boat with my hot dog in her mouth.

Ashley. My, my, my. We would expect to see you humping around with Bon Jovi or Fred Durst or somebody. If you don't want the celebs, if you just want a cool guy like me, we understand. Come on over tomorrow night at 9. Wear a skirt. With no underwear. You will not need a bra under your blouse, because you will be my dirty little ho for the evening. 9 sharp.

I know why you're here. You know why you're here. Luckily, the goverment and your momma do NOT know why you're here. You're hered to see some of my 19 zillion Gb of amateurs aren't you? K. Here they are. I give them up for you, my lovelies. My perverts. Good thing I'm F'ing looney tunes.

I really like the pointy nips on Katcha Novak at PureBeautyMag.

We may also want to inspect the nether regions of model Joan White. I need to get a T-shirt made up that says exactly that. OFFICIAL INSPECTOR OF NETHER REGIONS. Maybe a badge too. I think I'd be good at it!

And if you've been a regular follower of regularpervert.com, you know I'm totally in love with Stani from PBM. Here she is humping up on a gorgeous red sports car. Some boobies were meant to be stared at my friends.

I must be getting old and losing my verility. I swear I noticed this girl's perfect hair as much as her perfect body. Sorry, Elena, you know I love allll of you.

I'm a little late making the update today because I was busy getting the groove on in a hot tub. I would reccommend against this. By the time we did the preliminary stuff and finished getting busy, my body temperature must've been like 169 degrees. That's degrees F, I'm American, F that Celsius shit.

I'm all about slipping it to little innocent looking blondies with big boobs and puffy nips. You and I need to meet Audrey.

I'm thinking Heidi would make you beg. But shoot man, there's nothing wrong with begging for a little platinum plated poontang.

I was hopping around the damn gym on one foot or the other half the evening scratching my legs. I mowed the grass and got eaten up by bugs or something and now I have the evidence and the misery. Luna is going to have to be carefull too. Laying around on the grass like this she's liable to get a cricket in the cooze or a beetle in the bunghole.

AndiPink? I would hit it in the car, I wit hit it from afar, I would hit it covered in tar, I would hit it on the bar, I would hit it and make par!

Amateurs always make my heart grow fonder...

You may wish to poke Jennifer beneath her little schoolgirl skirt.

Or perhaps, like me, you prefer to push aside the flimsy little sheer G-string Loren has on, and part the pink.

Close your eyes (after you look at the huge pics) and imagine yourself softly placing your nose in this cutie's crack. I'd do it.

To answer the 43 emails I got on the topic, yes the weather was nice on the beach yesterday, and yes I did get sunburned. Only my feet though.

Gotta start a new page today. If you're looking for last week's posts (and others), go to the archives page.

Momma always told me that girls who wear lots of eye makup are trashy. Bingo, that's exactly what I like. Let's trash the place up with Martina Warren:

Mellisa Wolfe is another unbearably hot DDGirl.

As many of you already know, I have a special place in my heart for newscasters. Here's some hot Russian chick that crosses my eyes: