I am sitting on the beach right now and my laptop will just barely reach a wireless signal from some little coffee shop right up the road. You guys are lucky I'm so dedicated. My girl is laying on a towel looking over at me very suspiciously. Needless to say, this update will be very brief.

We've got some hot FTV girls doing the lesbo thing:

We got some big amateur hooters.

And we got some seriously cute chickadee:

Time to go play in the sand...

This stuff is wacky. I want to know who invented this sex toy "The Samurai". I'm sure it's a man. There aren't too many women out there filing for patents on new sex toys. This thing looks somewhat dangerous. But dangerous in an erotic sort of way...

Now let's think about this. You are an incredibly hot brunette. You have a gorgeous face and an A++ body. The photographer tells you he wants to take your photo on a crane? SAY NO! The man is a psycho. Malvi from Femjoy, you are lucky to still be alive lol.

While we're on the subject of Femjoy, how about Aida from Femjoy? Blonde, blue eyes, skinny with big boobs. Check, check, check - she fits the bill. Hit it.

Oh my. I am definitely yanking my yinkle over this one. Next Door Nikki and Princess Blueyez getting the lesob machine revved up.

She's been in the news lately, and you've gotta admit, she looks pretty F'ing hot for a 43 year old. I'm talking about Demi Moore. Demi marries Ashton? Nawwwww...

Julia Louis-Dreyfus called in to Howard Stern's show this morning. She didn't really play along with his usual sex banter. But she's still waaaay hot. Man, who would watch Seinfeld if Elaine wasn't on it with those boobs and that crazy hair. Yes, we would bang you Julia, and you would laugh about it. Check out the pic of her in the red dress with pokies. They don't call it the Golden Globes for nuthin.

Heavens to Betsy. Look at this dear woman. Her name is Dasha. Dasha at MetArt is like crack cocaine to the horny hordes visiting regularpervert. Ya'll enjoy, you're already hooked so why worry about it. Hey, don't spooge on the keyboard, trust me it's hard to get out.

We all like pointy boobs. We have been trained to like pointy boobs as babies. It's in our genetic code. Don't worry, I, Darius Bigstick, the webmaster of regularpervert.com, will give you pointy boobs.

Hey man, a face is just a face but a body, now that's something you can lay down on. That's what I always say. Especially if I am looking at Juli from Femjoy...

With an ass like this, Lucie from Femjoy is guaranteed to end up on regularpervert!

While we're on the Femjoy kick, all I can say is HOLY GOAT TURDS. Look at these two...

More Alison Angel...

I saw the Adam Sandler movie The Longest Yard the other night. Courtney Cox in The Longest Yard...all I can say is wow. Where did Courtney Cox get those massive mammories from? They didn't use to be that big.

Here's a link to her LARGE performance in the movie.

LizAshely from LizAshleynude.com... hubba hubba look at the body suit wedgie.

Added some galleries to the Gallery Post.

Some random hot cuties:

Abrian in a white bikini (Abriana.com)

Karen (from KarenDreams.com) shows a beautiful view of nature... and her ass.

Amanda (from TotalSuperCuties.com) shows some big, enormous, impossible to ignore boobs.

This amateur has boobs so fine, it makes me whine, and drink wine, and sing all the time.

Been out of town, no updatie the pervert page.

A few quickies for tonight...
Dawn Avril from DawnAvril.com:

And Karen from KarenPalms.com

How about a chick with nice boobies, dirty blonde hair, and a plan for humping? Jaime Lynn can help us:

Amateurs. From me, to you. Well, this chick's boyfriend or whoever helped, but it's still a gift from your head pervert.

Goddam, they send me all over the F'ing place. I am updating my page on the plane at like 20k feet. Do you guys know how much this is gonna cost me? Also, you should see the way the lady beside me is looking at me.

Brandy from Brandy's Box... she might as well go ahead and stick that finger in that bunghole.

Anna from Anna's Assets. Yessiree, Bob. That will put the wood in the woodrow. Uh, are those handcuffs?

Tonight we will have an interrupted, two-part update. Yes, I'm going to pleasure myself to fantasies of Next Door Nikki. If I had hit it every time I'd said "I'd hit it", I'd already be tired of hitting it by now. But I haven't, so leave me alone.

Speaking of hitting it, there's really no hitting this. It's more like... she'd be hitting you. Go visit Goddess Heather and you'll see what I mean, lol.

Oh, shit Wilbur. Me and Peter would be allll up in that. Adele Stephens...

If you have not checked out Alison Angel's website, you should. She has got a 10mb video on there that will get your charlie talking on his CB.

Grrr, Poolside Giovanni. Wow, her breasts kind of take the life right out of me. I stand a chance of going into a frenzy when I see a rack like this, but today being MOnday, I'm just stunned into silence.

They are big, they are droopy, and you know what? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE! That is because you are a total pervert. You are such a pervert that you look at Bettie Ballhaus and you can think of nothing but gigantic wet nipples boucing and sliding all over you.

How bout a new chick? Somebody cute, blonde, and not shy? Oh yeah, we want to see a big rack too. Just what we ordered - Sara from Saracutie.com.

Monica Mendez will start us off this Sundaty - got to get a little big-boobed latino in our blood:

Maybe it's the bikini, but there's something about Taylor Mathews that makes me want to get it on with her in the pool. We would float around and I would hit it so hard we'd both get water up our nose. Personally, I like the photo of her ass with the tag sticking out the bottoms the best.

Sometimes you gotta watch out for the bull.

Kate and Raven sitting in a tree, h-u-m-p-i-n-g...

Yee-hawww, some random girlies.