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Sugar thongs sounds...sweet. Har-har.

Sedrf bikini shots:

Fantastic, amazing, magnificent boobs. Chantelle from Matt's Models:

Anna from Anna's Assets. Her ass, man, I'm tellin' ya...

Alisa Kiss with her pussy cat outfit on:

You know one of the best parts about authoring your own blog? You can put whatever the F you want on it.

Awesome CG.

Fountain of Wayne's Stacy's Mom? Yep, I can put that on my fuckin blog too:
Stacy can I come over
after school (after school)
We can hang around
by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back
from her business trip (business trip)
Is she there
or is she trying to give me the slip (give me the slip)

Perhaps, if you are lucky, I will also post Lenka, a super hot blonde from PureBeautyMag with her perfect, A++ boobs and her totally kissable ass hangin right out chere.

If I post Koika from MetArt, I might have to do so one-handed. This is because something about staring at those nips and those hips and those secret spots between her legs and her ass makes me take one hand right off the old keyboard if you know what I mean, VERN.

Don't worry, I ain't gonna lie. I would beg her. I would plead: PLEASE LET ME DO ANYTHING TO YOU. Now, once I got her in a compromising position, I would spank her, stick my thumb in her butt, and make her tell me what a dirty ho' she is... but that's a given. You guys KNOW I love mirror shots. Thanks ron69 for mailing these to me.

How about a blonde with perky breasts? Will that satisfy you tonight? Try Audrey from MeetAudrey...

No, didn't satisfy you? Ok, let's go bruneete. Biiiig boobs. Brooke from PlanetBrooke...

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Skinny girls, big boobs, gotta luv it. They don't have to look malnourished, but what can I say, if I can see a few ribs under the big rack so much the better. Thank you for starving yourself Lilly from DirtyLilly.com:

In case you haven't noticed, I'm am totally horny over Alison Angel. Close your eyes and imagine Alison stripping down and showing her beatuful large breasticles and her pretty face and her stupendous ass and her arousing mound out in public by a car. Now look at this gallery.

I'm all about the car booty tonight. Here's Princess Blueyez grinding on herself in some SUV.

As my friend Hulk Hogan says, Ooooh yeah. Anna from Anna's Assets in red lingerie. Think G-string, oiled up boobs, blonde hair.

Yo dawg, that is a freaking RACK!

Talking about seeing the cornholio wrinkles... this is one major anal tease from Brandy of Brandy's Box:

Come on, don't F'ing lie to me. You would hit this stuff. This is like the latin girl that lives in the trailer next door. She will either grow up to be a fat mother of 8 or will have a short-lived career as as stripper. Carla from La Zona Modelos:

And, you would also nail Selena Spice. She would clamber on top of you, bounce those gigantic gazongos around in your face, flip that crazy latino black hair around, and you would give it one big mighty spooge.

I must be a brunette man today, first the latinos, now Eufrat from Mc-Nudes. That is some breast candy right there, gents. I'd wear alllll of it out lol.

Holy SHITE! Check out these big photos of little miss pole vaulter. Those shorts are so far up her ass she's probably sneezing spandex...

I remember when I was in high school, I use to fantasize about this sweet little chick we'll call Jackie. Jackie had red curly hair, and very pale, white, alabaster, spotless skin. She had green eyes. My dream was a little perverted. I mean, it didn't involved goats, but it wasn't whitebread missionary regular stuff. I longed to tie her up and blindfold her and then have my way with her. The blindfold was very important for some reason. Maybe if she didn't know who I was, even if she knew exactly what I was doing, I could do it without being ashamed of being so perverted. There you are, fellow perverts, insight into the very bowels of my psyche.

You may find Wild Eva attractive. At the very least I think you will find her butt nearly impossible to ignore. Eva, we know you are just 19, but we would like to do nasty things with your butt. Just for a night or two. Is that ok? Do you mind?

Blonde climbing on the rocks.

Victoria Zdrok shows off a nice shiny rack...

Jenna from Jenna's Wish is a cute little brunette with quite a body.

Princess Blueyez and Next Door Nikki doing the lesbian thing together. Yep.

Seanna Teen...You can see the wrinkles of the chocolate starfish, the brown eye, the hershey highway...

If I went to this hotel, and saw a chick that looked like Ashely, I would not stop, I would not pass go, I would immediately ask her for a date or buy her some flowers or wash her car or lick her feet or any damn thing she wanted me to do. Play With Ashley:

Business trip...

Xenia from MetArt, wow what a hottie.
Xenia

Peaches from MC-Nudes. Now those my dear friends are some hooters, lol.

Many of you may or may not know I have a thing for Heidi Honey. I have decided that today, September 20th, is Heidi Honey day. Let us all celebrate by wishing upon a star that Heidi Honey was sitting beside us in a bar.
Heidi Honey in and out of a tub top
Heidi Honey in and out of some kind of business blouse looking thing - yessss sah! And... in and out of a pair of jeans and a cute little green G-string

Try not to spooge in your pants like me.... Alison Angel, ahhhhh

People have been singing about teenie-weenie bikinis for decades. I like 'em because I am no fag. You probably like 'em, cause you are probably not a fag. Kendall likes them because they allow her to show about 63.5% of her labia and still remain clothed.

I prefer cute women. Drop dead gorgeous women are fine, but I find my score percentage with cute chicks is much higher. Cute chicks must have at least one redeeming quality (in addition to cuteness) in order to make them outstanding. It's a fine line; too many redeeming qualities and they pass the threshold of cuteness into the realm of drop-deadness and bam, I stand no chance. Hometown Holly is cute, and has (whoa!) a nice rack. A little skinny, yes. A little too large of a nose, sure. Doable, brother, I say doable.

I guess some hotties can't help but flash skin at the Emmy's. Take for example:
Mira Sorvino

Tess Smith

Paula Abdul

I saw American Psycho last night, and it was F'ing horrible.

Cute brunette amateur...

Horny Hailey struts her stuff on the stairs. Remember Risky Business where Tom Cruise nailed the prostitute on the stairs? We should all be so lucky.

How about that apple butt on Amber Andrews. Holy crap Batman. We would all put our noses in that, and we would like it!

Selena Spice is very angry with you. She told you not to stick it in her hiney, and you have to go and stick it in her hiney. Do not be looking at my butt, she says. Do not be thinking about my butt, she says. And whatever you do, do not be sticking your tongque, fingers, or Pee-Pee in my butt. She says. Heh-heh, scowl all you want girl, we like the view.

How about some more of Anna's Assets? A few butt shots perhaps? Tell me, have you ever been with a girl that fingered her bunghole? I'm not trying to be perverted or anything (ha ha), there really are prim and proper chicks out there that do that. The good old chocolate starfish. Show us Anna.

Get nekkid on an elevator? Sounds good to us. Seanna Teen shows the goods.

Some crazy pointy nipples on Lina from Femjoy. These are some nice ones, seriously. For real, perv. Her hair looks a little like a beaver curled up on her head, but I CERTAINLY wouldn't let that stop me from hitting a homer.

Sex Tape in the News

Some nice girls drinking a lot of beer in the Other News

Tori Spelling splits up in News 3