Because I am a pervert, I have no qualms about sitting here writing this at work. Or even sitting at my desk and taking a picture of my crotch. So here you go, munch on this.

You clicked on that didn't you...? I knew you were a pervert, why would you want to look at a picture of my crotch?

One of our astute readers had some comments about the tattoo issue we discussed in Wednesday's update. He pointed out the fact that almost all of the tattoos that go back there have a general geometric shape or outline that mimics an arrow. Ever seen the arrow point upward? I didn't think so. It's always pointing down at the booty. Even if at an unconscious level, this invites the man, encourages him. As if it were a sign reading "ENTER HERE". Or "AUTHORIZED ENTRY". Or "PROCEED WITH PIPE LAYAGE". Almost a feung shui type of thing. The kind reader who wrote in actually did not mention feung shui, but perhaps he does not speak Japanese fluently like yours truly. HIROSHIMA! KEEMOSABEE! See what I mean? I'm not bad. Speaking of Japanese, here is a little Asian hunny:

Between really getting nookie and pleasuring myself (as Stern puts it), I wonder how many orgasms I've had in my lifetime? I'm guessing 900. My equation could be a little off, but a guess is a guess. I ran across this little cutie last night, and I most certainly did rub one off. Had to finish last night's update one handed. So thank you dear, Orgasm_Total=901.

CRAAAAAZY BOOBS!

Speaking of psycho girls and hot newscasters, whatdya know, we've got a phycho newscaster. This one is from way back in the early 90's. I saw reports that this girl tore this guy's house up, then pissed on his bed. Then she decided that wasn't enough, and built a charcoal fire on his mattress, halfway burned his house down. He was a lawyer. Oops, big mistake. If ANYBODY has pictures of Karen Coulon, send 'em in!

I was on Reunion.com the other day trying to find this chick from my highschool. She was a gymnastics chick and cheerleader. Kinda ugly back then, but she had sorta morphed into a hottie by the time we graduated (good smile, nice boobs, great body). I remember watching her cut backflips all the way across the floor, and sprouting one of those teenage woodies. Bunches of people on there from our class, but not her. Gymnastics chicks:

Imagine a 2000lb car with 500hp, big brakes, and sophisticated suspension. Let's buy one! It only comes as a kit car, so we'll have to build it ourselves, but that'll be half the fun.Ultima GTR

I was blessed with some doggie-style action last night. There is something about looking down and seeing the bootie getting worked. Makes you want to grunt like a man doesn't it? If you're a doggie-style pervert, let me year you say HOOAH! Is that why so many chicks these days get tattoos on their lower backs? To provide a little more scenery for all the studs doing the hump back there? Some girls with hot butts for you:

Holy crap!

Anna Kournikova, what more can I say...in da news

Almost summer time. Some people have an interesting way of doing yardwork.

I got laid again last night, and I feel less “urge” today. Sometimes, devoted readers, that is not the case. But I ain’t eighteen any more, so cut me some slack.

Actually, back when I was 18, I was dating this psycho girl. No offense, Psycho Girl, I’ve got a few screws loose myself. I remember one time we were at her apartment, and she jumped my bones as I was coming out of the shower. We ended up sitting on the commode (with the lid down) and doing it. Psycho Girl was scrambling around trying to get some traction I guess, and she ripped the toilet paper holder completely off the wall. I remember thinking at the time, wow she just ripped that right out of the wall, this is gonna be one to tell the grandkids about. Sorry, perverts, if I had a picture of her I’d post it. She was hot. Actually, maybe I wouldn’t. Well, okay, I’d black her eyes out and you’d never recognize her.

In the news today:

When Porno Was Chic

Woman Breastfeeds Tigers

Katie Lohmann at a premiere

Speaking of news, we are chin-deep in hot newscasters these days. I’m sure, being perverts, that you all have noticed. Who is the one chick on Fox News with the legs? I’m sure she doesn’t shop off a rack, but if she does she must take every skirt she buys and cut half the length off.