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10:52am - I was late to work this morning because I was actually getting laid. How do you explain that to your boss?

2:50pm - We had server problems all morning. Switched to a new hose an uploaded this entire website and BAM! problem fixed. Uh, at least I hope.

2:51pm - I may be slightly in love with Milly Morris. You guys probably already know this, since I wiggled our collective wanks at her back on Page 20. And on Page 21. How about Milly getting a lesbian groove on? Does that get your attention?

3:16pm - Jesse Jane is 120lbs of blonde hotness. She is like a viagra substitute!

3:46pm - Some women are like fine wines, they get better with age. The best thing about a milf is the challenge. Many younger women are insecure or unsure of themselves, even if they are hot. An older hot woman doesn't need you, they are happy without you. Hence the challenge. Click the photo for the milf gallery.

9:17pm - Mercy, Anna sure does have some big boobs.

9:21pm - While we're at it, might as well drool on Veronica:

8:17am:

Hot blonde...

Hot Jitka from PBM...

8:42am - Lizzie from FTV has some serious cans:

1:00pm - Wicked hot girl posing with ass out and boobs up on the whole fur thing...

2:40pm - I myself wouldn't mind sitting on a Sybian. Not to take it up the rump like some of you fairies, but to rub my junk all over some female phali. Do they make a male Sybian? Plug me right in buster. This chick looks like she is going to orgasm all over her Sybian!

10:01pm - Big boobs is often the name of the game around my jockstrap. Give me a whiff of the rack on Kara from Karas Handfulls, and the bulge begins expan-SHON.

10:13pm - SusieTease teases me with those boobs, and tease me with that butt, and teases me with the idea of my BertUnit sliding right between her lips. I like the bikini, Susie!

10:41pm - Anette Dawn's body is nearly incomprehensible. You and I will never nail a chick with a body like this. You and I will never even go to a strip club and see a body like this.

4:01pm -
Yum, yum, time for fun
Clara Cutie, pose in the sun.
Grab your boobs and smack your buns
Bert the Pervert is gonna watch -
here he comes!

9:41pm - Fuh-reakin HUGE picture of Jessica Alba. If you are on 56k, you are going to bash your brains out on your computer monitor waiting to get a glimpse of that sweaty, sunbaked ass lol!

9:44pm - What the heck. Let's throw in Jessica Simpson.

10:39pm - Kandie has some blatantly fake boobs. Believe me now and hear me later, girlieman, these things I know because knowing is what I know. Anyway, they're fake, so what. She bought them to please me. For that, I will give her a free fornication. That's right, free. Kandie, here is your free fornication coupon, redeemable at any time. Glad I could reward you. Tell all your friends.

8:52pm - We will now pause for some Jodi Cassidy station identification. Enjoy the thong, perverts.

9:12pm - A little chubby? Perhaps. You would forget all about that with those ginormous boobs dancing around on your head. One swift swat on your check with those nips and you would cry your undying love.

4:14pm - Let's all enjoy a little mammary action from Ms. Bailey Boobies. These are natural, right? I don't mind the fact that she's a few years older. As long as she knocks me around and makes me beg...

9:58pm - It has taken me a long time to put up this link, but I keep having to stop and stroke my bone. Yes, Sophie Howard does that to me. If you like Sophie, stand the F in line. I get her first. Go to Sophie's Page and stroke your own if you wish...

10:36pm - A few more high-definition porn movies for you (amateur wife)...

9:47am - Hellllloooo Fiona. We are so glad you don't mind Alison rubbing your rump. You don't mind if we watch Alison rub your rump do you? Good! Also, do you mind sucking on each others nipples? We're sort of perverted that way.

10:15am - I'm a big fan of pokies. If you have pokie nipples, set them free ladies! Some nice celeb pokies at Nipmaster Blog... (Spears, Connelly, Milano).

10:18pm - Raylene Richards, aka Zuzanna, aka hottie on my lap. Welcome to Bert the Pervert's house. Quack like a duck or daddy will spank you!

10:43pm - Trisha from FTV rocks it:

2:32pm - Oh yeah. Talking about perfect breasts! Check out Mandy from SkyModel. She is looking hotter than an anal jalapeno.

2:46pm - Have a Tomb Raider fetish? She might be a little skinny, but perhaps you'd like to see Lucy Clarckson's crotch? I can oblige you.

8:52pm - Hot MCNudes chicks...

4:01pm - Ahhhh, it's Friday.

4:10pm - Lea from Femjoy is looking way hot. She's posing as a student studying for an exam here, but happens to be doing so completely naked. She is cute, and her boobs have that "suck on my nipples" look, don't you think? Also, very trim, nicely styled muff you have there, Lea. Bert the Pervert gives you 4 F'ing stars, bay-beh.

While we're at it,Valentia from Femjoy has got that creamy, spotless skin that makes us all stop and stare. Hello, pointy nips, I like you alawt. I would hitch a ride on that rumpus and take quite a trip I think.

12:15pm - Every now and then, I like to deviate from the norm. This keeps things fresh and my johnson up in the air. I'm not usually into punk chicks, but Shelby Sweet is an exception today. I call her punk because she has her hair dyed a dark black, has her lip pierced, tattoos, etc. She has beautiful blue eyes and very nice porcelain colored skin. This is the type of girl you and I could score with. She would be sweating it up with us between the sheets, and she would all of a sudded get a wild urge and rip her fingernails into your back. Ouch!

2:45pm - Are you thinking "Big Tit Blonde"? Cause that's what I'm thinking. I think I like the perverted story at the bottom of the page as much as I like the dirty photos! Everybody loves a nice rack.

10:01pm - Achtung all peckers. Stand at attention please. A new Lara Croft has emerged. A young hottie named Karima Adebibe is going to be the new Tomb Raider. She is 20, and she is hot. I dare say those boobs are bigger than Angelina Jolie's. Unvelievable. Click for 10 or 15 pics.

1:40pm - Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day, let's celebrate a chick that is known for breaking hearts. Yes, I'm talking about Molly Heartbreaker. With Molly, there's plenty to celebrate. Wow, what a body.

2:09pm - This young lady decided to give the gift of her large breasts to the young guy with the big stick.

2:25pm - This young lady apparently needed a bit more textbook money?

1:05pm - I like the way Mandee Taylor (member of the famous Taylor Twins) shucks her shirt up and just pops those bra-beautified racksters right out. I wonder if anybody was outside watching her do this on the balcony? Too bad it wasn't me...

10:20pm - Hot dang, deputy dawg. Clara is a green-eyed teen we'd all like to cozy up to. It's really hot the way she lets her boobs kind of topple right out of this green tank top. Oh, ClaraCutie, what you do to us. Digidy check yoself bee-fo you wreck yoself:

10:54pm - Okay, go ahead, be a pervert. Nobody's watching. You like fitness chicks. You would let them wrap their muscular veiny legs around your neck and squeeze your head until it popped like a riper grape. All the while, you would be playing pocket pool while staring at their enlarged clitasaurus. You don't have to admit it. I know...

7:17pm - Let me tell you, when I saw this photo set, my eyes bugged out. Maybe I didn't realize it, but I must have a thing for librarians. Maybe I just like the whole posing naked in the library thing? Melanie from OnlyMelanie certainly has something to do with it. Is she gorgeous or what?

7:51pm - More of Malvi from Femjoy. This chick wiggles my wang. I hope she is not getting sand in her nether regions. When you get sand in your nether regions, you itch for hours and it can cause chafing.

10:51pm - You may find yourself aroused by LittleLiza. That's okay. That's a normal reaction to this stimulus. It is basically a medical condition that affects most red-blooded males (and approximately 37% of females). So don't feel bad.