Cute Chloe is suh-weet looking. That ass is definitely edible. If you’re into that kind of thing I mean. And if you’re not, maybe you should be. Think rimjob and squeals of delight. If nobody has ever done it to her before, she’s sure to react almost violently. If somebody has done it to her before, well she may moan and tell you don’t stop.
Little Liza is like whoa-hot. Looking at her makes you feel just a little bit naughty. She looks kind of young and innocent. Her tight little body makes me stare kinda like a fat kid walking by the donut shop. Am I supposed to touch? Is my gray hair too much? Does she like perverted older guys? Maybe she’s in high school, that would make it alright, right?
Mmm. Oh yeah, baby. Squeeze your boobies. Flop them around and lick your nipples. Pinch them. Pull your skirt up and show me your vadge. Turn around. Show me your g-string. Pull it into your ass and tease your bunghole with a little friction. Now come over here and fellate me.
These are the things I would tell Denise Milani. And probably more. She would like be because I’m perverted and I have money. Well, not that much, but I make up for any money I lack by the extra dose of perversion I give.
From Yahoo News:
Dr. Abdul Manan, a surgeon at the Nishtar hospital in Multan, points to an x-ray of a glass bottle lodged in a man’s lower abdomen November 21, 2007. A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos, Manan said. REUTERS/Asim Tanveer (PAKISTAN)
Wow, who is Kate Booth and where has she been all my life? This chick has some mega-gorgeous cans and her ass is tight enough to squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond. I think she might be british. British girls get a bad rap for having wacky teeth. Maybe orthodontists don’t know what they are doing in the UK.
Oooh, look the F out. Uncle Bert has found a new yummy little redheaded teen toy named Undress Jess. Where have you been hiding my whole life, sweety. I like your red hair and your curls, I like your cute little perky breastacles, and I really really like that suh-weet little muff…
We’ve had a few posts about that little hottie Cynthia Sin:
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It’s hard to stay away from her! I like that dark, obsidian hair. And surprisingly, I like the nipple piercings. I’m not sure what the scoop is in this photo set, but she doesn’t have her nipple hardware in place.
I’ve sort of waxed eloquently about the bunghole before, and I’m still sort of obsessed.
Wifey’s little black ridges sort of make up the perfect chocolate starfish. Maybe I would like it, maybe I wouldn’t. I would definitely rub a finger over it, and probably ease my thumb in there while doing her doggie-style.
Wifey’s husband does her doggie-style all the time. I know this because I check out their videos every chance I get. You have to respect a woman that can take a load in the eye and still not be distracted from masturbating…
As I have mentioned before, I get totally petrified wood from porno mirror shots (HERE on Page 21, HERE on Page 18, HERE on Page 17, HERE on Page 13, etc). I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Was I born this way or did I evolve into it?
We all know how I have an above-average appreciation for fit women. But we all know siz-packs don’t come on every chick, and sometimes we can’t afford to be that picky. Besides, chicks get bonus points for:
bit tits
pink nipples
ease of orgasm
etc
I’m not saying we should lower our standards. I’m just saying a few extra pounds can be overlooked if the chicks gorgeous and busty.
