Jeanne Tripplehorn has stayed busy since she did her nude scenes in Basic Instinct. Some of you readers are probably too young to have seen her in that movie, but may have caught her in The Firm or Waterworld. She’s been doing a bunch of TV stuff in Big Love, and I still have big love for her boobies. I got a good look at those in BI, as well as a sniff of her snatch. It was bushy, nuff said. Well, okay, let’s elaborate. Can’t leave a hairy muff alone. If you were Jeanne and you knew you were going to be naked on the big screen with a stud like Michael Douglas, wouldn’t you trim that bush?

She got naked in Waterworld too, but I could only find a gimpy thumbnail of that one.

She is now 48 years old – no spring chicken. At one point she was engaged to Ben Stiller (that’s wacky). I think she needs to find her a man named Donald Doublehorn, and then hyphenate her last name…