Don’t club me or throw me in jail, but if you are a cop that looks like this you can certainly strip search me.  I’m not so sure about a *ahem* full body cavity search, but even that can be negotiated if you hypnotize me with those boobies.

Cops have never done a single thing for me. I’m not a hater, I’m just saying anytime a cop has been around I wish they weren’t, and anytime I needed one they are nowhere to be found. And what’s up with the dang beatings? Did you see the video recently of the cop shooting the unarmed dude in the subway? We don’t have to worry about Denise doing that. In fact, it might be just the opposite.

I might shoot her. But with a special kind of gun. And special bullets. They are gooey bullets!