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So I’m loving this Bryci chick.  She has those sultry brunette looks and some wanderlust eyes.  I’m not sure exactly what “wanderlust” eyes means, but I had to say something cause I was sitting her thinking about her.

I have been waiting for awhile to see Karla Spice naked. Turns out she has some really delicious nipples. Who woulda thunk it?

Jeanne Tripplehorn has stayed busy since she did her nude scenes in Basic Instinct. Some of you readers are probably too young to have seen her in that movie, but may have caught her in The Firm or Waterworld. She’s been doing a bunch of TV stuff in Big Love, and I still have big love for her boobies. I got a good look at those in BI, as well as a sniff of her snatch. It was bushy, nuff said. Well, okay, let’s elaborate. Can’t leave a hairy muff alone. If you were Jeanne and you knew you were going to be naked on the big screen with a stud like Michael Douglas, wouldn’t you trim that bush?

She got naked in Waterworld too, but I could only find a gimpy thumbnail of that one.

I know I might seem like I’m obsessed, which is fine. Cause I am. I admit it - I’m obsessed with Misty Anderson’s ass. Even though she’s skinny, Misty has some serious curves. Perky c-cup boobies, tiny waist, full hips and ass. Her butt, wow. I know I’ve posted about it before and maybe you’re tired of hearing it. But I’m not tired of seeing it.

Misty Andersons Ass

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Don’t club me or throw me in jail, but if you are a cop that looks like this you can certainly strip search me.  I’m not so sure about a *ahem* full body cavity search, but even that can be negotiated if you hypnotize me with those boobies.

Cops have never done a single thing for me. I’m not a hater, I’m just saying anytime a cop has been around I wish they weren’t, and anytime I needed one they are nowhere to be found. And what’s up with the dang beatings? Did you see the video recently of the cop shooting the unarmed dude in the subway? We don’t have to worry about Denise doing that. In fact, it might be just the opposite.

I might shoot her. But with a special kind of gun. And special bullets. They are gooey bullets!

Wifey sure knows how to drain her husband dry. She pumps him with a big mouth O for awhile before he looses a load on her chest. It took me awhile to figure out what a half-n-half is. That’s when a chick gives you oral *and* a handjob at the same time to bring you to climax. I think Wifey may have invented this…

http://wifey-wifeysworld.info/wifey-hubby-video-update.html

Alright, call it an obsession. She doesn’t mind. I belong to her website. Everytime Misty bends over and takes it like a champ, I can’t help but stare at her pretty wrinkly bunghole. I bet it even smells good.
http://www.misty-anderson.info/misty-anderson-lingerie-pics.html

I’ll tell ya, chubby pale boobs have a special place in my heart.  Iga, or Eva, or whatever the hell her name is, has one hell of a body.  Nice nipples on those boobs, too.  Nice boobs with terrible nipples end up only being like… average.
http://www.evawyrwal.info/iga-wyrwal-nuditas.html

No, I’m not talking about the month of September.  I’m talking about September Carrino, who boobs are beautiful enough to deserve some kind of trophy.  I actually have a special trophy to give her, I just need to figure out where to hook up!

An amateur hunny doing a little selfshooting. You gotta love college dorm rooms. Especially when they have hot naked chicks in them who are proud to show off their boobies and bodies.