Mmm. Oh yeah, baby. Squeeze your boobies. Flop them around and lick your nipples. Pinch them. Pull your skirt up and show me your vadge. Turn around. Show me your g-string. Pull it into your ass and tease your bunghole with a little friction. Now come over here and fellate me.
These are the things I would tell Denise Milani. And probably more. She would like be because I’m perverted and I have money. Well, not that much, but I make up for any money I lack by the extra dose of perversion I give.
Wow, who is Kate Booth and where has she been all my life? This chick has some mega-gorgeous cans and her ass is tight enough to squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond.
Oooh, look the F out. Uncle Bert has found a new yummy little redheaded teen toy named Undress Jess. Where have you been hiding my whole life, sweety. I like your red hair and your curls, I like your cute little perky breastacles, and I really really like that suh-weet little muff…
I’ve sort of waxed eloquently about the bunghole before, and I’m still sort of obsessed.
Wifey’s little black ridges sort of make up the perfect chocolate starfish. Maybe I would like it, maybe I wouldn’t. I would definitely rub a finger over it, and probably ease my thumb in there while doing her doggie-style.
Wifey’s husband does her doggie-style all the time. I know this because I check out their videos every chance I get. You have to respect a woman that can take a load in the eye and still not be distracted from masturbating…
We all know how I have an above-average appreciation for fit women. But we all know siz-packs don’t come on every chick, and sometimes we can’t afford to be that picky. Besides, chicks get bonus points for:
bit tits
pink nipples
ease of orgasm
etc
I’m not saying we should lower our standards. I’m just saying a few extra pounds can be overlooked if the chicks gorgeous and busty.
You know what, as far as I know a little lesbian action never hurt anybody. Do lesbians every break each other’s hearts or give each other diseases or oops! pregnancies? Nope.
Once upon a time, when I was a wee lad, I would roll my eyes and shake my head and say to my friend “What a pisser” when he lamented about losing his baseball card, getting bitten by the neighbor’s dog, or crashing his bike. Now the term “pisser” has an entirely different meaning to me. The jury is still out on some of the ladies who claim to squirt some kind of cum juice. Marta makes no such claim. She digs around in her vagina with this big dildo until she tweaks her g-spot, then comes so hard she pisses in the floor. We need more sweet, slutty Latinas like Marta…
Great. I have about 12 minutes before I’m supposed to be at work, and now I’ve found a bunch more f’ing porn and I have no choice but to whack off. I’m sitting here rubbing off looking at this girl humping a big dildo machine. Yep, more Toyslove perversion. I’ve seen this movie in HD on their website, and this girl cums her brains out. I don’t know where they find those sex machines, maybe they have some kind of perverted inventor running around in a dungeon designing and building them just so girls can work themselves over in front of their cameras.
Heavens to Betsy, if I have to wait more second for Denise Milani to flash that nightgown up so that we can enjoy an upskirt view, I’m going to faint. Give us some crotch-shot cameltoe baby! She looks more tan than usual in these photos. I’m sure it’s a really tough life when you’re a model and you have to work on your tan in order to look acceptable for your next photo shoot. I’d like to see her tanlines, slurp!
Gawrsh Goofy, we’ve had a few posts about Jaime Hammer before but this set takes the cake! I did not realize Jaime was just 5′ tall. That is an awfully small lady to be taking a big unit like mine. Why, just the other day I walked through the locker room and the buys began to chant:
BIG UNIT BERT! BIG UNIT BERT!
I would definitely slip my funstick up between these funbags and generate a fabulous but sticky pearl necklace. Wet naked chicks always turn me on, especially if they are not fat, ugly, or stinky.
Hey, lesbians are great. I like to watch them, I like to think about them. Most guys (the ones that aren’t gay) have fantasies about lesbians. Lesbian teens are even better. Those innocent little licks. The exploration and orgasmic throes. Hmm, let’s see here, what about lesbian teens who like to play around with the bunghole? A little anal play is good for everybody. Lots of nerve endings in the anus. Uh, as these two have apparently discovered:
I don’t mind milfs, as most of you know. Older ladies have a special place in my heart, maybe I’m just making up for the fact that my mother was a sexy girlie. But we all know that things tend to sag, and boobies are at the top of the list. Abrianna from TotalSuperCuties is one teen that has no problem with boob sag. There are definitely some benefits to hanging with a younger crowd, and Abrianna shows us a couple of the perkier reasons to keep it up…
