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Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother

Albertville, Ala. — Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.  

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It’s a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

“From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,” said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.

Authorities say Helms’ mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

“During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son,” said Smith.

That’s when, according to the police report, the mother “tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished.”

“It’s totally sick is what it is,” said Smith.

Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.

Smith says it’s hard to wrap your mind around.

“Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It’s just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public,” said Smith.

Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.

Is it time for me to create a post solely about being a bunhole licker?  Some people may be a little squeamish about a little rimming action, but for those of you completely in love with asses, it really can’t be avoided.  Some people call it analingus, but that’s a bit too scientific for me.  I guess that’s a blend of “anal cunilingus”?  We’ve all gone down on women before, even you female readers.  It’s inevitable that you end up with your chin in their bunghole, and really it’s only a hop, skip, and a jump away to get that tongue flicking over the bunghole as well.  Here are some tips scavenged from the net lol: Read the rest of this entry »

She has porcelain skin, a perfect body, and flaming red hair.  Sign me right up.  I’d slip between those thighs.

Here’s a story about wet dreams and orgasms from Lyn’s blog.  She obviously needs to get laid more.  I’d be willing to help her out, but my services are professional and they are expensive and I don’t take credit cards.  Lyn is going to see her story on my website and she is going to fall right of her chair.  But she will probably get wet and more than a little horny thinking about Bert the pervert reading all her personal thoughts and sitting in my chair getting wet and more than a little horny thinking about the muscular twitches that were the aftershocks of her orgasms.

Wet dreams are probably one of my favorite kinds of dreams to have. Well, those dreams where I’m flying are pretty cool too!

 Wait…we interrupt this blog for an important announcement:

 Now hear this! If your name is Kaitlyn and you are my niece, you are not allowed to read this! There are some things that your aunt does or talks about that you don’t need to be reading or hearing about yet!!

 We now resume to your story already in progress:

 For most people, wet dreams are pesky and unfulfilling. Personally, I find that they are very enjoyable due to the nature of which they are in. They are dreams! I can dream about any man or any situation that leaves me fulfilled and satisfied!

 It has been awhile since I’ve been sexually active Read the rest of this entry »

Koika is going to stretch the popularity of those puffy nipples just as far as they will go.  If that means posing with her cousin’s best friend’s roommate, so be it.  I don’t mind.  I like looking at little Ms. Koika’s puffies.  Call me a weirdo.

I want to give you guys a few random hotties because I’m a great guy and that’s what I do: great (perverted) things.  If all chicks were this hot, wouldn’t the world be a better place?

Everybody likes a good Dildo story.  Here’s a crazy one for you:

 Man charged in dildo assault

A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo. The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault.”It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max,” he told the court. “I didn’t hit her with anything other than a dildo.”He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. “She doesn’t tolerate much because of anorexia,” he said, adding that he was sorry “for what happened” and demanding he be released.

He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.

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This story is just too F’d up to ignore.

A python sits on a road after swallowing a pregnant ewe in the village of Kampung Jabor, about 200 km (124 miles) east of Kuala Lumpur, on September 5, 2006. The six-metre reptile weighing 90 kg (198.5 lbs) was too laden to move, making it easy for firemen to capture it, said a local daily newspaper. Picture taken September 5, 2006.

Oh wow, Yanna has what some would call perfect legs.  I like muscular legs that have a little hamstring that is popping out in the back.  You perverts that hang around with athletic women know what I’m talking about.

Hop in the car, honey.  We are about to get naked and nasty.  Do you mind if I play with your bunghole?  What if I let you drive my TransAm?

Weather Channel babes are awesome…

Alexandra Steele, Stephanie Abrams, Kristina Abernathy

Woot.  Found a nice set of puffy nips underneath a wet T-shirt.  I’m thinking jo mamma approves, and jo daddy shakes the one-eyed snake in anticipation of the main event.

A year ago, we looked like this…

http://www.regularpervert.com/page13.html 

Happy freaking birthday to us. [Us? I mean me. Do I have a frog in my pocket?] I must be getting old.

A very hot photo of Jewel from FTV…pointy boobs :)

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She is hot, and she is nekkid outdoors.  That automatically gives her an A+.  Any chick that approaches me in the forest while wearing no clothes gets nailed.

If she wants to unleash those boobs and squash them together for my viewing pleasre, I’m okay with that.  Really I am.