Hot naked chicks in cowboy hats are great.  I’ve never had sex with a cowgirl, but I’ve done the nasty with country bumpkins.  One time I did it doggie-style with this chick that had a bicameral utereus, and boy she was tight.  Marketa has a very smooth looking ass.

Sometimes having a tanned naked woman in bed with you is overrated.  After all, most of the time the lights are out or your eyes are closed.  I don’t know about you, but when I’m trying to concentrate, I close my eyes and sometimes grit my teeth.  Mary at Met-Art would probably put me right into a trance.

In other news…

Former inmate claims she was assaulted in Sevier Co. Jail

December 21, 2006

By SONU WASU
6 News Reporter

SEVIER COUNTY (WATE) — A former inmate at the Sevier County Jail says she was brutally assaulted by five other inmates.  

Sheriff’s officials say Megan Hudson, Vandy Morin, Krystal Kawalski, Michelle May Gunter and Kandi Lee Arwood assaulted a woman inside the cell they were sharing.  

The victim says she was sleeping on a mat on the floor of the overcrowded jail when the five women sexually assaulted her.

“I’m freaking out. I don’t know what’s going on. I’m trying to fight, scream, I couldn’t because I’m gagged, trying to get loose,” the alleged victim says.

She was serving a 40 day sentence for shoplifting. That’s a misdemeanor crime. “I was there to pay my debt to society. For someone to take it upon theirself to hurt me, physically hurt me, scar me for the rest of my life…I’ll never get over this or forget it.”

The five women have now been separated. All are charged with rape. But sheriff’s officials say they do not believe the assault was sexual in nature. They say the women thought the victim was hiding drugs on her body. They wanted the drugs.

Now the victim and her family want justice and answers from the sheriff. “What are they going to do to prevent this from happening to someone else? Someone wasn’t doing their job properly,” says Brenda Kolata, a relative of the alleged victim.  

“I’m lucky. I can sit here and talk to you. God only knows what those women would have done next,” the former inmate says.

The family wants to know why a misdemeanor inmate was put in the same cell as violent inmates.

The sheriff says the jail is so overcrowded they don’t have an option.

All five women will be arraigned on the rape charges on January 5.

In the news today…

 Parasite ‘turns women into sex kittens’By Jane Bunce
December 26, 2006 05:27pm
A COMMON parasite can increase a women’s attractiveness to the opposite sex but also make men more stupid, an Australian researcher says.

About 40 per cent of the world’s population is infected with Toxoplasma gondii, including about eight million Australians.

Human infection generally occurs when people eat raw or undercooked meat that has cysts containing the parasite, or accidentally ingest some of the parasite’s eggs excreted by an infected cat.

The parasite is known to be dangerous to pregnant women as it can cause disability or abortion of the unborn child, and can also kill people whose immune systems are weakened.

Until recently it was thought to be an insignificant disease in healthy people, Sydney University of Technology infectious disease researcher Nicky Boulter said, but new research has revealed its mind-altering properties.

“Interestingly, the effect of infection is different between men and women,” Dr Boulter writes in the latest issue of Australasian Science magazine.

“Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women.

“On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.

“In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens”.

Dr Boulter said the recent Czech Republic research was not conclusive, but was backed up by animal studies that found infection also changes the behaviour of mice.

The mice were more likely to take risks that increased their chance of being eaten by cats, which would allow the parasite to continue its life cycle.

Rodents treated with drugs that killed the parasites reversed their behaviour, Dr Boulter said.

Another study showed people who were infected but not showing symptoms were 2.7 times more likely than uninfected people to be involved in a car accident as a driver or pedestrian, while other research has linked the parasite to higher incidences of schizophrenia.

“The increasing body of evidence connecting Toxoplasma infection with changes in personality and mental state, combined with the extremely high incidence of human infection in both developing and developed countries, warrants increased government funding and research, in particular to find safe and effective treatments or vaccines,” Dr Boulter said.

One year ago, I was talking about Denise Richards, some major cameltoe on Heidi Klum, some bouncing anime boobs, and Lea from Femjoy.  Aren’t you glad we’ve been around that long?

Woot-woot big man.  This nip is for you.  It generates a warm fuzzy feeling in our hearts laps and inspires us to sing sweet perverted carols.  Abrianna‘s gnarly nips are attractive enough to gnaw on for sure.

Tyler is hilarious.  I wish he were a chick and I would ask him out.

The chicks are fug and he’s not that big, so I don’t know what the hell he was bragging about.  Then again, I have matinee idol good looks and I’m hung like a black rhino.  I can’t even buy condoms off the shelf.  I have to have them custom made.  I trace my dork on a piece of paper and then mail it in and they make a mold.  It’s about a 3 week process, but I fill the time by doing crunches and working in the garden.  Call me ladies!

Huge natural boobs. They are unmatched in their appearance, and subject of much folklore in the porn kingdom. This young lady has been blessed with a magnificent rack. Her nipples are large and protrude like the tip of my thumb. And the heft of her boobs is like the gravity of a medium-sized planet.

A brunette with a nice handful looks great when she holds them herself:

According to this news report, men from India have dicks that are one to two inches shorter than most other men in the world.  This means they can’t wear rubbers because they tend to fall off.  Which leads to having tons of children.  Which leads to having four google trillion people crowded into one country.  Which leads to them leaving and coming over to America to watch our Indian porn, smoke our cigarettes, buy all of our used Mercedes, and (of course) open all of our gas stations and mini-marts.  I want to be careful not to antagonize or upset all of our Indian readers, but it looks like I really don’t have to worry about it.  Checking out our geo statistics, most of our perverted fans are from America and Europe, not a single Indian pervert.

I am tired of all the hoopla surrounding global warming.  I am disgusted by the uninformed (or misinformed) politicians spouting their rhetoric.  And I guess I’m a little surprised by the new-age hippies and their fascination with the bad (or at least incomplete) science used to justify moronic viewpoints.

So this will be my essay on global warming.  Don’t worry, I plan on spicing it up a bit for those of you who aren’t scientists, environmentalists, or upcoming presidential candidates.  For instance: these chicks obviously aren’t that worried about an impending enviromental catastrophe…

Global warming is real, and it’s here, right?  Nobody disputes the planet is getting warmer and that it’s our fault - those are known facts aren’t they?

Actually, if you digg for the data, it shows that average temperatures in the United States have risen only 1/3 of a degree in the last 30 years.  But temperatures actually decreased during the previous 30 years.  Termperatures are currently almost the exact same as they were in the 1930′s.  See the data for yourself at the United States Climatology Network – http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/ushcn/ushcn.html
Reference: D.R. Easterling in United States Historical Climatology Network Monthly Temperature and Precipitation Data, 1996.

There is a phenomenon called the urban heat island effect (UHIE) which involves areas around cities having warmer air temperatures than more rural areas.  As populations expand and move from the cities into the suburbs, temperature recording stations are more affected by the UHIE.  Many published data sets for worldwide temperature records are adjusted for this effect, but studies question the accuracy of the adjustment factors. Reference R. Bohm in Urban Bias in Temperature Time Series, Climatic Change 1998.

But what about the melting glaciers, and the increasingly quick disappearance of the formerly frozen continent of Antarctica you ask? The glaciers are melting because Cassie is so hot that anything not wrapped in asbestos doesn’t stand a chance. Ha ha, just kidding.

Some glaciers are melting. And some are getting larger. According to data for Punta Arenas (the city closest to Antartica), average temperatures there fell by 0.6 degrees from 1888 to 2004. Reference GISS/Nasa http://www.giss.nasa.gov. And of course there is the study by Joughin that shows the West Antarctic ice shelf is increasing in size by 26.8 gigatons per year. Reference Joughin in Positive Mass Balance of the Ross Ice Streams, Science 2002. In 2004, a guy named Chylek did a study which showed glaciers in Greenland have grown substantially in size since 1970. Reference P. Chylek in Global Warming and the Greenland Ice Sheet, Climatic Change 2004.

The bottom line is, we can’t be sure the warming trend we’ve seen in some studies is caused by humans. Get your facts straight, and make up your own mind. While you’re at it, gaze upon the beautiful and curvy figures of Bianca Beauchamp and Alison Angel, and quit getting so worked up about global warming hoopla.

An article was posted on cnn.com about female orgasms.

In case you were wondering, most females need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm.  The clitoris looks like this:

As a side note, for a variety of reasons you can usually find big clits on fitness chicks and female bodybuilders like these:

I’m not so sure that a bigger clit means more pleasure for the woman.  It’s probably analagous to a guy having a bigger penis.  It’s probably more related to how many nerve endings are in there and how sensitive the organ is as opposed to size.

I, Bert the RegularPervert, have slept with chicks with a variety of orgasmic tendencies.  I had a girlfriend in college who was vaginally orgasmic, and let me tell you that’s a blast.  She had a success rate of maybe 90%.  She really liked being on top, which is odd since there’s really no friction on or stimulation of the clitoral hood in that position.  Come to think of it, the very first girl I slept with had lots of luck in that position too.  Looking back though, she was probably a faker and I was too green to discern the difference.

I was once engaged to a girl who absolutely positively could not come vaginally.  Even going down on her and giving her cunnilingus only had about a 25-50% success rate.  It took almost 6 months to figure out that if I snaked a finger around to tease her anus while I licked her.  Girls, make it easy on your guys and just tell them what gets you off!  What the hell, a link to anal play.

Do you remember the first time you fingered a girl? So slick and wet and (hopefully) tight. I did my first finger job on the downstairs couch while I was supposed to be at work. The chick was lying there moaning and I had my hand up her little shorty shorts and I remember having a raging hard-on. The sunlight was streaming through the windows and I couldn’t wait to sniff my fingers. Even then I was a pervert.

After reading this news story, I am slightly less optimistic for the future of the human race.

This dude named Marcelino Castro is a forty-two year old janitor who is married (presumably to a female), but has what can only be decribed as an unbearably intense fetish for large dildos.  When he ordered one from a sextoy shop, the fun began… Read the rest of this entry »

Here’s a movie of hot blonde Marketa.  If you have high-speed internet, and surely all us perverts do, click the “HDV Quality” link to see her in high definition and full screen.  Those are some sweet looking nipples.

Yep, I started a new page on Alison Angel just so I could keep up with all the recent posts I’ve made on her.

Alison’s Page