Said the blonde hottie with the whip to the drop-dead gorgeous brunette with the spanked bum: “Do you mind if I spread your ass-cheeks apart?”
Said the brunete with the bunghole fetish to the blonde with the wet snatch: “As long as you don’t mind if I toss your salad.”
Original prose, written by yours truly. Bert the Pervert. Thank you for your kind applause.
I’ll be honest, I don’t know what the F is going on in these photos. The girl with the gigantic latex breasts is a little bit scary to me. And she has the other girl plenty scared, since she has one of those choke-balls installed, she has some kind of ventilation thing hooked up (is she about to gas her?), she has electrodes attached to her labia, etc. I’m no country bumpkin, but hey, I’ve just never seen anything like this before.
The nipple pinching continues with these two lesbians. Oww, doesn’t that hurt? She looks like she is going to tear that poor girl’s nipple right the hell off. These two latex fetish babes are playing doctor. I played doctor with my female cousin when I was young and there was some anal action going on involving a watercolor paint brush. But that’s a story for another day.
Lesbians come in all shapes in sizes. Kind of like breath mints. Of these two lesbos, one of them has large and very shapely boobs, the other… meh. I’ll let you decide which is which.
Boob to boob – that is how I like my lesbians. They can kiss each other, few things are more entertaining than watching two women slip each other the tongue. They can finger each other, that’s always erotic. They can ram each other with veiny plastic dildos. Ahhh, but boob to boob…
Sometimes, the only thing better than two lesbians wielding dildos is lesbian wedgie attack.
Jamie Lynn is one of those hot FTV girls that loves doing nasty stuff with toys and parading around in public with private things hanging out. She recently did a photo shoot with Carli where they were making out and licking each others tonsils. Sounds like my kind of woman!
The browneye is a such a special orifice. I’ve sniffed browneyes that were scrubbed clean only moments before, and they still had a funk. I’ve smelled some that even after a nite of work still smelled like cherry blossoms. Strippers have the best smelling chocolate starfish. It’s like a rule.
It’s okay if Milly Morris wants to be a lesbian. It’s okay if she wants to suckle on her girlfriends areola while slipping her hand down between her legs and sliding her finger up into her wet, wanting cavern. It’s okay because I know deep in the back of her mind, she is thinking “I really just want Bert The Pervert”…
If I were you, I would not click here to see videos of Melissa Midwest with her strap-on dildo and her lesbian hoochie mamma. Because if you do, you will get this perma-woodie that won’t go away until you spank it. And that’s no fun. Or is it?
We all wonder about lesbian love. Kissy kissy, girls. Don’t be shy, just pretend I’m not watching. If I were a lesbian, I’d seek out hot girls and ask them what kind of underwear they were wearing. Excuse me sweetie, are you wearing granny panties? A thong? A g-string? Of course, I do that now, so my lesbian behavior would closely mimic that of Bert your favorite pervert.
Mercy, I love lesbians. Heck, everybody loves lesbians. One time I met a gay guy who had no testicles, they had been cut off when he inadvertently zipped them off with an agressive pair of jeans. Even he told me… Bert, I really love lesbians. I’m hoping Lisen and Wicky find a dildo there in the couch cushions, but let’s stay tuned.
It’s true lesbian love when:
Snap! Wet lesbians probing with fingers and tongues. Note: if this doesn’t give you a hardon, you may be a) gay, b) dead, c) both.
We all knew hoped it would happen one day. Alison Angel licking the luscious body of another hot babe. Poking her with a dildo, fingering her G-spot, making her beg and plead and cum. The only thing that could be better is if she were doing that to me. Well, I mean no dildo action but you know just giving me the AA stuff.
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