Hey, we are equal opportunity perverts. We do occasionally talk about Latin babes. Ran across a new Latina model named Rosie Latina. Some photos:

I suppose I do have a bit of a theme going when it comes to water and sex and perversion. Let’s see here, there are a few posts, perhaps we should count:

1) Soapy Ass – March 25, 2006
2) Swimming Pool Sex Story – March 30, 2006
3) Masturbating in the Tub – April 22, 2006
4) Underwater Sex Tips – June 24, 2006
5) Naked Chicks in the Water – June 24, 2006
6) Naked Pool Girl – July 4, 2006
7) More Underwater Sex – August 13, 2006
8) Masturbation in the Shower – November 4, 2006
9) Naked by the Pool – December 8, 2006
10) Sex in the Hot Tub – March 21, 2007

What can I say, I’m slightly obsessed. Today I just want to post about Radka from Met-Art, and how she likes to grind her tender bare pussy over the waterjets in the pool. This, generally speaking, produces long, moaning orgasms, which her camera crew are kind enough to record in very high-quality video for faithful Met-Art members. Boing, boner.

Let’s watch Denise Milani getting topless on a boat… watch out, boobs that big can be dangerous!

How long can we go without some dildo action? Renna from FTV is freaking drop-dead gorgeous. She sets me off into a full purple snit. She warms herself up with that big red dildo, then continues masturbating with that lovely blue vibrator until she has two orgasms. They have two videos of her juicing that sextoy up. Do you think she would marry me, even though I am a brainless greek god that thinks of only one thing?

It takes a special kind of gal to her dildo revved up in the bed of a pickup truck.  And we like those special gals even more if they bring their girlie friends along and do it lesbian style.  Sweet Adri is not a stranger to our website, we’ve uh studied her before. Watching lesbians dildo could be fun, don’t knock it until you try it!

It has been a long time coming, but we finally have some kind of view of Denise Milani’s nipples. Sure, she isn’t completely naked, but it’ll do. That sheer bra can only hold out for so long before it just bursts from the sheer weight of those natural breasts. If Denise‘s waist got any smaller, she would be in a tie with Paris Hilton. She was definitely gifted with a model’s body and face. Actually, her boobs are just too damn big for anything but adult modelling, I just can’t see her on the runway or in a Wal-Mart circular.

Apparently I’m stuck back in the days of breastfeeding, because I can’t seem to get past boobs lately.  Perla from Errotica-Archives has enough boob action to make me want to suck down a gallon of milk.  Either that or create a pearl necklace with an extra dose of olive oil for lube.

If Denise Milani decided to jam those big-nippled boobs into my face and shake them while staring at me with her dark eyes and exotic smile, I am positive that I would be completely incapable of speech.  You know how when you were a young lad trying to delay the inevitible orgasmic explosion you would try to think about baseball or mailboxes or waterlogged kittens?  In this case, I would probably think about lesbians sword-fighting with dildos, or dirty girls irrigating buttcracks with garden hoses, or any damn thing besides the cleavage engulving my head.

Yes, my friends, that is the look or orgasmic ecstasy on Michaela’s face.  There is no reason for her not to be ecstatic since she is in some dude’s mansion, getting rugburn on her knees from some $100 per sq foot carpet, with her hair all sweaty and in a mess, and her vajayjay quacking like duck while a very large suction cup dong works it’s lubricated magic on her.  If I were there watching, I’d be happy too.  Hell, I’m pretty happy and I’m here watching!  Also, I just said vajayjay, please remind me to never do that again. If FTV catches me calling it that, they will ban me from their website.

Let me get back to a very important subject:

Can Michaela the FTV gal take on that huge dildo?

Obviously, if we are following the dildo chronicles on this website, there is a point to it.  Othewise it would be pure madness.  I’m crazy, but not that crazy.  Well, ok, I am that crazy, but I know my dongs. It’s a tight squeeze, but Michaela looks like she’ll be able to work the whole thing in!

The thing about having big boobs is that you are always bumping into things with your melons. You tend to drop food on the mammary parcel shelf while eating at the table. It’s impossible to give your uncle a hug without giving him the distinct impression that your bra is full of gigantic water balloons. You get to the point where you just treat your girls indiscriminately and with a rough hand. This is like what Piper does in this bikini photo set. I like how she squashes them, and watching her do it shows me just how soft and squeezable those bazongas are.

Alright, it’s more pictures of that hotty with the giant boobies Denise Milani.  This time she is frolicking with a friend in a limo.  I myself have frolicked with a friend in a limo, but to my chagrin I discovered that I had an embarassing case of whiskey-dick brought about by drinking the majority of a bottle of champgne.  I was at a wedding and offered to ride with one of the cute little bridesmaids back to her apartment to get somebody a change of clothes or some such shit.  In all reality, I was volunteering to get some stink-finger, or get my willy wanked, or if I played my cards right maybe even bumping uglies.  And then, bam, whisky-dick.  I do vaguely remember jamming my face up into that pretty little blonde’s naked crotch and thinking, wow it wasn’t just me it really was hot in the reception hall and Lil Ms smells sweaty.  At the time, I was unconcerned about the degenerate limo driver who was peeping over the partition watching me going down on the drunken nearly incoherent maiden with my naked hair ass stuck up in the air.  But I digress.  On to Ms. Milani.

Tiffany Preston is a hot brunette. She has a skinny body with nice ripe melons, and it’s clear that she tans in the nude. For a few movies of Tiffany getting it on and getting nasty try:
Getting Screwed by the Window
Lap Dance With Happy Ending
White Satin Panty Job

I guess it is a sign of old age that I mark the years going by through noticing the dildos getting bigger while the girls get smaller. Do you guys think that Michaela from FTV can fit this monster dildo in her little snatch?

Those of you who are porn experts definitely know who Denise Milani is. Although she has never blessed us with any totally nude shots, it’s only a matter of time. Besides, her body is sufficiently amazing that we gasp and tremble in awe, even when she is clothed. Big natural boobs like those… it’s like an ocean of sexuality washing over my senses. Especially my uh pelves. I gave Denise her own page, and you can see a gallery of shots of her totally busting out of pink lingeire.