This is a loving tribute to that big-boobie pin-up star with the drop-dead gorgeous looks Anna Nicole Smith. She died today. She had been hit or miss lately in terms of looking hot. She blew up to about 250lbs and then crash-dieted down to a more respectable 160lbs (I still couldn’t see her ribs though). Anna Nicole’s huge soft boobs were the subject of adolescent wet dreams world wide there for awhile (maybe the early 90′s?). Bye-bye Anna, I’ll miss you. But I won’t miss your voice.
Yes, it’s more disgusting and dirty dildo action here on RegularPervert. I think I like the dildo concept so much because it’s much more palatable than the quasi-homosexual penis obsession. I mean, if you and I are aroused by watching a hot chick working a big dildo into her snatch, we are perverts. If we get off by watching her get pounded by a big dick (with a hairy guy attached on the end), we have to be careful or we may be gay. Vicki, our newest coochie-driller from FTV, chooses a modest 14″ dong only after she warms herself up with a red vibrator that looks thicker than my wrist.
Cassandra tried the same big monster back in Novemeber, and was successful. Come to think of it, Tiffanie did the same thing, and had to take a long vacation after the endeavour.
I might as well remind you what Alison Angel’s boobs look like…
Maybe you’ve seen the photos of Alison Angel fingering her own ass. Alison is not really a porn star in that she doesn’t hump guys on film. She does occasionally get the groove on with girls, but her lesbian stuff has been mostly softcore (fingering and kissing and some occasional toy play). At any rate, for various reasons she has also chosen not to do anal stuff in the past. Is that changing? Might we be treated to the sight of Alison Angel with a big dildo or buttplug in her ass? One can only hope so. We’ll see what the future brings from our blonde goddess.
MC-Nudes has about a blue bazillion babes on it’s website. And as the title suggests, they are all naked. And trust me, they are hot. Carol Goldnerova is trying to pass herself off on the MC-Nudes website as Katy, but she can’t fool me. I would recognize those boobies anywhere. If she had a mug of coffee in one hand and a big dildo in the other, I would encourage her to be my alarm clock. Uh, just for clarification, the coffee would be for me, the dildo would be for her.
Ashley from MyWifeAshley is a real cutie. Not only do I like her pretty little amateur body, I think she has a very cute smile. EDIT** I previously linked to a few photos of her doing her best to squeeze a big dildo into that little vajayjay, but she emailed me and asked me to show something else. No problem, Ashley, please marry me.
This big-boobie blonde plops down on the bearskin rug, spreads her ass cheeks apart, and tells you to go to town. Then you wake up, and you realize you are having a dream and you are humping the shotglass you went to bed with.
Wow, if these two chicks aren’t careful, they are going to give me a boner. Movies of two hot lesbians licking each other in a penthouse.
Hello there. My name is Koika, and I have puffy nipples. If you don’t mind, I’ll just lean over this giant boulder and put my big boobies right out where you can see them.
I swear Lia19 looks exactly like a girl who goes to my gym. I am not really certain that the girl at the gym has hard little nipples that poke out like Lia’s, but I’m willing to give them a free and proper evaluation.
Are her eyes pale blue or gray? Ahh, it doesn’t matter. Either way, watching Private Gwen on the floor with an anal dildo is possibly the most life-changing event that will occur to me today. Other than my boss coming in here and giving me my goals 3 weeks late while being oblivious to the porno explosion on my screen. Um, yeah, we’re going to need you to work on Saturday Ms. Gwen.
Hey Alison, are your nipples on fire, Sweetie? I’m just wondering, cuz when you pour water on them like that it’s like, heh-heh, cool Beavis. I’m nearly speechless, nearly incapacitated and totally brainwashed sitting here looking at these nipples. Let me tell you, I would suckle these nipples every day. They are perfect! All natural boobs guys, come on, how often do you see that? I would marry Alison Angel even if I wasn’t allowed to have sex with her.
Julia is a skinny blonde with nice big boobs. I would take a girl like this to AppleBees and fill her up with cheap wine and maybe a few Long Islands. Then I would take her back to my place and see just how squeaky clean she got those boobs while skinnydipping nude in the river.
Jeezum, not just anybody can get away with a Sunday hat and dress like Iveta can. I think part of her ability is assoicated with the fact that she jerks it up when she has no panties on and shows off her bunghole.
Jeezum, not just anybody can get away with a Sunday hat and dress like Iveta can. I think part of her ability is assoicated with the fact that she jerks it up when she has no panties on and shows off her bunghole.
Her name is KissKristin and she is most certainly kissable. In particular, I am captivated by the photo of her petting her pudenda. I would probably start by kissing her thighs. And then I would kiss her tummy. And then I would kiss the tip of each finger where it wraps around her little muff. I won’t tell you what I would do after that, but I bet you can guess.
