We all know how I have an above-average appreciation for fit women. But we all know siz-packs don’t come on every chick, and sometimes we can’t afford to be that picky. Besides, chicks get bonus points for:
bit tits
pink nipples
ease of orgasm
etc
I’m not saying we should lower our standards. I’m just saying a few extra pounds can be overlooked if the chicks gorgeous and busty.
There’s something about having a skinny little 100lb blonde chick gyrating around on your lap with her soft wet velvet glove wrapped around your johnson that makes the whole world seem a little less crazy…
I really F’ing love Alison Angel. Those pink-nippled boobies have been tantalizing me now for a number of years. I think Alison may have made a couple of payments on that 350Z she owns just from the contributions I have made in the way of membership dues at her website. I love the way she shows up with so many of the FTV models now, and even after all these years she’s still dumping tons and tons of content onto her website at very regular intervals. If you like her boobs and/or her bunghole, you are going to like this gallery:
Movie of a blonde masturbating outdoors by a woodpile. One time I masturbated by a woodpile, but a) there were no cameras around, b) it was more disgusting than sexy, c) I got bitten by a brown recluse.
Boobies smell great, especially when surrounded by the fresh air of the great outdoors. Natali from Met-Art knows she has a big set of naturals, knows that she is still young enough for them to be perky, and knows that if she’s going to show them off, enjoy them, and make a little money off of them now is the time. Way to go Natali, now would you mind putting one of those pink nipples in my mouth?
Never mind the tight ass and the edible nipples, Kymberly from FTV is stunningly gorgeous. What you immediately notice about her are those blue eyes that stun you the moment you see them. She’s a cute, slim girl, with a sexuality that is shameless. She goes to a shopping center, and while in a store starts exposing her breasts in the public place, then tugging her jeans down to show her bubblebutt and crotch. At home, she strips naked, checks herself out in the mirror, and starts playing. She grabs a toy, and masturbates to a nice soft orgasm. She meets up with her friend for lunch, then puts on a hot black dress and heels. She starts dancing to some music, then seduces her friend as she gets completely naked. She pulls her bra to the side and starts sucking her inverted nipples! Going back to the stairway, she masturbates with a long pink sextoy until she has another orgasm. The next day, she’s in a short skirt, heading to the park. She teases us with an upskirt peek between her legs, and a toy swinging between them! She sits on a park bench and eases out a string of beads that was deep inside her vagina! Then she starts masturbating and has 3 orgasms in a row, leaving a sticky clear pussy juice flowing out of her. Later that night, we see her in pink lingerie, with extreme closeups of her privates, and her breasts. She tugs & pulls on her nipples, gets horny, and has another orgasm (possibly her strongest) with the help of a large dildo. Now THAT’S why FTV is known for extreme masturbation!
Whoa, man, Kaitlyn is super-cute. I like those big blue eyes, those juicy melons, and that creamy snatch. She works that vibrator like nobody’s business…
Ugh. Umph. Splat-splat. This is the sound I make as I look over the divisions and recesses of Carol Goldnerova’s amazing body. I am particularly enthralled by the dark, starfish legs of her bunghole, which clearly ache for my prodding member.
Hot dang. Yana from Met-Art has a set of all natural boobs that absolutely call to me. Those suckers sing to me in an angelic voice. If I had a chance, I would bury my nose in those suckers. If you’ve ever had a couple of pair of all-natural tits banging you in the forehead, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Hey, not that I’m complaining about fake boobs either.
Give me credit, I’ve posted about tanlines before.
Wifey Outside - April 11 2006
Renata the Blondie - May 10 2006
Tanlines - May 17 2006
I Am a Tanline Pervert - Sept 22 2006 (4 stars for this one!)
True Lesbian Love - Oct 9 2006
Tanlines for Breakfast - Jan 4 2007
Natali from Met-Art reminds us what tanlines are all about. Soft blonde hair caressing the upper slopes of her pale white, natural boobs, bracketed in stark contrast by her warm brown tan skin. Top it off with a pair of suckable pink nipples, and you are talking pot-o-gold here buster.
We have more Sybian action here on RegularPervert. Lexy is grinding and groaning, with just the right amount of lube, just the right Sybian dildo attachment, and just the right vibration speed. If she can’t get enough, you know we can’t get enough, so sit back and watch the show!
Apparently Kellie Pickler has had a boob job since her prom photo was taken. Just imagine her in that little party dress with the latest rack revision! By the way, is it spelled “Kelly” or “Kellie”?
Charlotte Church is fairly attractive. In other words, I would not kick her out of bed even on a busy night. The generic press shots are fine, but I get much more interested when the paparrazi bust out the long lenses and take candid photos of her asscrack in a bikini with her boyfriend in full fondle mode…
Lawks-a-mercy. Dixie from Dixies Delight is hot enough to melt the paint right off a barbecue grill. The way her nipples poke out of that fishnet bodystocking makes my dong hard and my ears red. Do you like that little G-string she has on? Holy crikey and jeminy crickets, I would lick her little peach until even her momma moaned in orgasmic ecstasy.
Did you know that Alison Angel is athletic? Well, me either. I think her natural body type tends towards the pudgy, which is fine by me, heck I would gladly lick her toilet bowl clean in exchange for a kind word or a wink from one of her perfect eyelids. But I think she struggles to keep her weight down, number one because she’s a model, and number two because her income depends on more people than just yours truly Bert the Pervert checking out her website. Many people take the two-pronged approach to weight management, and control both their diet and exercise. Personally, I only wish I had two prongs, the one prong I have never seems to be big enough, if you know what I mean. But here we see Alison exercising… she stretches and the next thing you know, BAM! one of those perfect boobs pops out.
