As you all know, I’m kind of partial to girls who masturbate with big dildos. Not necessarily wide dildos (wouldn’t wnat to stretch that precious pudenda out), I like long ones. FTV pretty much has a lock on hot, fresh chicks and extreme masturbation. We aren’t talking porn stars here, these are gorgeous models who, for one reason or another, haven’t made it to the big time, and are willing to step into nude modelling usually for the first time. Most of the girls I see on the FTV website are new to me, and believe me I know my way around today’s porn. Check out their website, and I guarantee you’ll be a member for more than a month or two – it’s like that potato chip commercial (bet you can’t eat just one).

If variety is the spice of life, a variety of hot chicks is the spice of our sex lives.

I persoanlly would not mind sleeping with a different chick every night. Or maybe a couple of different chicks. At the same time. I’ve decide I am pretty much addicted to females. Photos of females. Thoughts of females. Smells of females. Humping females. You name it.

After pining away for LoveRenee over a year now, she has up and decided to change her name to Ashton Von.  Let me tell you, I do not give a flip what she calls herself.  She could change her name to Shakira Teniqua, and I would still lust after those bozongas.  I like the fact that she is not afraid to take photos of herself with her boyfriend.  I’m sure her current boyfriend will disappear quickly just as soon as she meets me, Bert the Pervert, the Chief Resident Stud. The Love Renee repository…

Who here likes vintage porn, raise your hand. Uh, Mr. Smith in Lancaster, that is NOT your hand. Personally, I can’t get enough of the big natural boobs in retro style photos like this. I’ve browsed around RetroRaunch pretty frequently, and those girl-next-door types never fail to give a terminal woodrow.

Not only are these photos gigantic (1330×2000), they show off the seriously long and seriously spread legs of Monika Vesela.  I’d lik all the way up to the sweet spot.

Is this Asian Girl about to eat this hot pink condom?

This blonde is drop-dead gorgeous.  I like the way that crazy latex blouse squashes her boobs around.  And I like the way her boobs look when she finally sets them free.  Uh, and then a little later in the photo gallery I like the anal beads.  Don’t click if you ain’t a pervert.

I’ll be honest, I don’t know what the F is going on in these photos.  The girl with the gigantic latex breasts is a little bit scary to me.  And she has the other girl plenty scared, since she has one of those choke-balls installed, she has some kind of ventilation thing hooked up (is she about to gas her?), she has electrodes attached to her labia, etc.  I’m no country bumpkin, but hey, I’ve just never seen anything like this before.

I was only mildly interested in this set of latex babe photos when I saw that she had some dude in a gas mask in stockade and was forcing her boobs in his face.

Then is saw the photo where the girl has the guy locked up and defenseless, and she bends over and forces him to sniff her ass. Now seriously, enjoying ass-sniffing pics is not polite, proper, or morall acceptable, but it gives me a hard-on every time. How many times have you guys been giving some hottie a 69, and given her bunghole a little sniff. Even accidentally, that counts too.

Previous ass-sniffing posts include:
Crack Sniffer
Kendall Reveals the Perfect Butt
Two Lesbians and the Browneye
Pink Ass
Ass Sniff Test

Hot naked chicks in cowboy hats are great.  I’ve never had sex with a cowgirl, but I’ve done the nasty with country bumpkins.  One time I did it doggie-style with this chick that had a bicameral utereus, and boy she was tight.  Marketa has a very smooth looking ass.

Jana Cova is one of those porn stars who have been around awhile and still look good.  Think about it, the average half-life of a porno chick has to be just a few years.  They are bound to do drugs and party and spend their money like there’s no tomorrow, then poof they are washed up.

Fine, I admit it.  I whacked off while watching these videos of this girl named Lexy doing all kinds of perverted things to herself on toyslove.  Yes,those boobs are basically perfect.  I noticed.  Yes, one of the movies is of Lexy using a pussy pump.  Not particularly erotic, but too interesting and fascinating to tear my eyes away.  Didos, machines, perverted babes, I dig it.

 

Wow, where does FTV come up with these girls?  They are willing to stuff giant dildos in their yaya’s, dildos that are as big as my arm.  This perverted little blonde may never be the same again.  Kind of like the girls who sleep with me.  They are forever ruined changed.

I might have to wait until she is old and wrinkly, but I hope to one day marry Bianca Beauchamp.  She is gorgeous, has very nice hooters, and has a great smile.

Naked girls on horses are always a little freaky. I mean, this chick is hot, and I love how the sunlight shines down on her boobs and casts these enormous nipple-filled shadows. But she is naked on a horse. Ever smelled a horse? They don’t smell like strawberries or women’s perfume. And a twitty-twat that’s been hunching up on some horse’s back probably ain’t going to smell like that either.

Check out the gallery of Mealanie humping three monster dildos. Those FTV girls are really something. Most of their video and photo shoots deal either with masturbation or public nudity (or both). Which is right up my alley. I am not uncomfortable tell you I spend a few bucks on memberships to porn websites, hey a guy’s gotta get his groove on. My membership to FTV is one that I generally keep current. It’s not just the fresh content, although they do update constantly with tons of pictures and perverted videos. It’s not just the subject matter, although my bulge doesn’t get any bigger than when I see some chick working some 14″ dong into her. It’s the overall quality. The quality of the babes (they are invariable hot), the quality of the video and photos (crystal clear and shot with some talent), and the quality of the website (zero login problems, fast download speeds, very well organized). Now I just need a bigger hard drive!