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Wednesday April 18th, 2007 3:55 pm

Raven Riley Rubs the Junk – Again

The best thing about is that she always seems freaking horny. A close second is the fact that she looks really hot. That is a sweet little body. Tapping that ass would be a heckuva pleasure. Looking at her bent over, spreading her ass cheeks, and rubbing her junk in this video is enough to make me moan.

Tuesday April 3rd, 2007 9:43 pm

Paige Hilton and the Trucker Hat

Since it’s been almost a year, we’ll go ahead and wax eloquently about Paige Hilton and her edible nipples. I can’t say that I approve of the trucker hat, but it does take me back to that low point in my life where I paid an overweight 60 year old with frazzled and dirty orange hair $15 to give me a blowjob in the back of an ant infested Lincoln. Let me rephrase that. Paige gives me a hardon, it’s the hat that sort of disgusts me.

Paige Hilton's Ass

Thursday March 1st, 2007 11:20 pm

Dixie Whistles and I Get Horny

Lawks-a-mercy. Dixie from Dixies Delight is hot enough to melt the paint right off a barbecue grill. The way her makes my dong hard and my ears red. Do you like that little G-string she has on? Holy crikey and jeminy crickets, I would lick her little peach until even her momma moaned in orgasmic ecstasy.

Sunday February 25th, 2007 11:22 pm

Lindsey Marshal Finally Does It

Lindsey Marshal from TotalSuperCuties is a former cheerleader from Canada.  I say former, because she is now doing nude modelling, and from the looks of her website, she is going to do lots of business and that cheerleading will be a thing of the past for her.  She is a cute little redhead and it’s pretty evident after watching some of the movies and webcam chat archives she has some serious spunk. I think she got nude for the very first time in this gallery.

Lindsey Marshal Photo

**Edit**Okay, I have to go back and edit this. Lindsey used to be Lucie Marshal. She is the Raptors chick that got fired off the NBA cheerleading squad when news of her website hit the papers.

Lucie Marshal Cheerleader Photo

VANCOUVER, March 16 /PRNewswire/ — Nineteen-year-old Canadian dancer Lucie Marshal has been fired for appearing in website photos deemed inappropriate by her employer, NBA basketball team the Toronto Raptors according to Tony Edwards, a representative of Avenue Blue Entertainment.
Marshal, who has been a dancer since the age of…

Lucie still loves Raps
Dancer they dumped has ‘no hard feelings’
By SARAH GREEN, TORONTO SUN
Lucie Marshal has “no hard feelings” after losing her job as a Raptors cheerleader. But the 19-year-old dancer and DJ said she’s overwhelmed by the media attention since she was fired Monday by the team she still loves.

Saturday February 24th, 2007 1:19 pm

Princess Blueyez In Her Dormroom

Yowza, it is another installment in our Princess Blueyez collection.  Does she make a fine college student or what?  I particularly like this shot of her spreading her legs on the computer chair.  I can’t look at her crotch hanging out like that without wanting to eat it.  Princess, would you mind stopping by my place for a quick roll in the hay?

Spreading Her Legs

Ahhh, dormroom sex, that really takes me back in the day. Apparently people are still doing it.

Friday February 23rd, 2007 9:43 am

Jenny Reid Sit on My Pole

I’m not really sure what I would do with a petite little hot Asian girl like because I’ve never had one before.  She sort of reminds me of that Vietnamese girl in the Rambo movie, the one with the little Buddah necklace.  Now she was hot.  Not such a good actress, but hey whatya gonna do.  I would imagine that Jenny would look mighty fantastic sitting on my pole and bouncing up and down.  Actuatlly, I can imagine a lot of dirty things in my head related to Jenny and that perfect ass and those natural perky boobies.

Jenny Reid Pulls Her Panties Down

You may also want to check out:
Jenny Reid Loves the Crack of Her Ass
Jenny the Smoking Hot Asian Girl

Monday February 19th, 2007 12:23 pm

Ashton Von Versus LoveRenee

After pining away for LoveRenee over a year now, she has up and decided to change her name to .  Let me tell you, I do not give a flip what she calls herself.  She could change her name to Shakira Teniqua, and I would still lust after those bozongas.  I like the fact that she is not afraid to take photos of herself with her boyfriend.  I’m sure her current boyfriend will disappear quickly just as soon as she meets me, Bert the Pervert, the Chief Resident Stud. The Love Renee repository

Ashton Von Perfect Cleavage

Monday February 19th, 2007 9:52 am

Mandi Collins Has Pale Boobs

That girl-next-door type typically drives me crazy.  sets me on fire with that pale skin, her skinny little body, and those jumbo boobies.  What are those, C-cups?  Natural boobs are best when they are young and perky, and Mandi sure does deliver.

Mandi Collins C-cupsMandi in G-string

Saturday February 17th, 2007 11:47 am

Candids on the Couch

So I did my best to hook up with this chick Katya at the club last night.  She was about 22, so I was trying to hide my gray hair.  I bought her enough booze to kill a small herd of elephants, any more and I was going to have to go to the ATM (or the poorhouse).  I pried little Katya away from her friends and convinced her that she should allow me to buy her a cab ride home.  I of course rode home with her, but she didn’t seem surprised when I plopped into the cab beside her.  Might’ve had something to do with the slurred speech, droopy eyes, and flammable breath.  We got to her appartment, and she made it abundantly clear I could stay, and we could cuddle, but she wasn’t going to put out.  I thought I was going to have to rub one off in her bathroom.  Once she threw on her nightgown and passed out in front of the TV on the couch, I decided to snap some photos of her with the digital camera she had laying on bar.  Then I conveniently jammed the memory card into my wallet before I gave up and called another cab.  If you’re lucky, I’ll post some of the other F’d up photos I found on the memory card!  You can see my hairy ass knee in a couple of the shots – my apologies.  Hey, if I was a photographer I would be a damn good looking one.

Saturday February 10th, 2007 10:04 am

Amanda Spreads Her Tender Legs

We have discussed Amanda’s big ass before, and we’ve written prose about her braless. But now we’ve found . Don’t risk visiting Amanda’s website, you may become addicted…

Monday February 5th, 2007 8:31 am

Sweet Adri – Thong Up Her Ass

I am pretty much stopped in my tracks by this video gallery of Sweet Adri on the porch steps.  Who cares that she is gorgeous.  Who cares that her breasts are so perfect and cry out for me to nibble and nuzzle and suckle.  I am fixated on her ass, and on that .

Sweet Adri Thong

Previous Sweet Adri posts: Sweet Adri and the Rubber Dildo, With Melissa Midwest

Monday January 29th, 2007 7:02 pm

Jenny Reid Loves the Crack of Her Ass

If Jenny Reid gets any hotter, I will have to walk around with my dong wrapped in Kleenex.  Pulling her panties up into the crack of her ass puts some kind of kinked up voodoo spell on me that puts me in a seriously wankworthy mood.  A hot Asian chick walked up to me in the mall the other day and was trying to sell me some kind of vacation package.  I thought it was a sad sign that I’m getting really old when a teenager thinks I look old enough to have disposable income to devote to vacations.  I digress.  This asian girl looked a lot like Jenny Reid, only with bigger boobs and her hair wasn’t as sexy.

Sunday January 28th, 2007 11:36 pm

Ashley Shows an Amateur Body

Ashley from MyWifeAshley is a real cutie.  Not only do I like her pretty little amateur body, I think she has a very cute smile.  EDIT** I previously linked to a few photos of her doing her best to squeeze a , but she emailed me and asked me to show something else.  No problem, Ashley, please marry me.

Saturday January 27th, 2007 11:11 pm

Mandy Loves Her Hardbody

Mandy has one .  I like chicks with some meat on their bones.. but I also like it when I can see their ribs.  Means they are hungry – for me.

Friday January 26th, 2007 6:43 pm

Soft Cooter

The cooter of looks like a nice, soft, warm place to be.  Problem is, once you get in there, you just can’t rest.  You gotta get into a frenzy, look for the cooter friction, pump it until you groan.  This is what redheads do to people.

Kendall Blaze

Wednesday January 24th, 2007 11:31 pm

Spreading the Ass Cheeks of Harmony18

The spanking thing doesn’t seem to be doing anything for me, but the … cool.  I am very surprised that the guy jams his finger into her rumpus with no lube.  I would think that would hurt her, which would in turn make her mad, which would in turn lead to her donkey kicking the guy right in the nutsak.  Also, is she masturbating with an electric toothbrush aka TB Dildo?

harmony 18

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