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Saturday October 14th, 2006 9:32 am

Fitness Freak

This wild looking lady appears to be quite the , yet she is smoking a cigarette in some of the photos.  What the F?  She has apparently forgotten those cigarettes are liable to give her cancer, and make her teeth yellow decreasing the chances that I will ask her out on a second date.  Are those some washboard abs or what?

Sunday August 13th, 2006 8:50 am

Naughty Faith

I wonder if God will be upset with me if I post a topic on a Sunday entitled ““?  Faith has an incrediable ass doesn’t she?  There have got to be some pictures around somewhere of her naked…

Monday July 3rd, 2006 8:45 pm

Maria Sharapova Cameltoe

One more photo of before I leave her alone tonight.  In this photo, we shall explore every tiny crevase and every little fold of her labia.  THAT is quite a , ladies and gentlemen.

Monday July 3rd, 2006 4:40 pm

Maria Sharapova

If I’ve told once, I’ve told her a thousand times… do NOT wear granny panties when you are planning on working out, getting sweaty, and pointing your ass at my camera.

Monday July 3rd, 2006 8:39 am

Rachel McLish

I’ve been known to go gaga over hot fitness chicks, and is no exception.  Rachel was born in Texas on June 21 1958, which makes her slightly older than the big-busted teenage hotties I sometimes long for.  She won the first-ever IFBB Ms. Olympia Contest in 1980.  She won a second title in 1982.  She starred in a movie in 1985 called Pumping Iron II:  The Women, which I haven’t seen but may rent from Netflix.  She retired from women’s bodybuilding in 1984 after placing third in the Ms.  Olympia, but starred in a few more movies like “Raven Hawk”.  It’s rumored that she lives in Palm Springs with her husband Ron Samuels who is a producer.  I would gladly serve Ron a glass of roofies to knock him out so I could steal his hot little muscular wife.  She and I would get along so well, don’t you think?  Here’s about a zillion photos of Rachel:





Thursday June 15th, 2006 10:09 pm

Fitness Babes for Our Fitness Fetish

I like squeezing those ripe fitness melons and seeing sweaty spandex hitting the floor.  have a special place in my heart, and I’m always trying to insure I have a special place in their .  Here’s another batch for you guys that love chicks with some beef!

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Tuesday June 6th, 2006 10:25 pm

Maria Sharapova

is an excellent source of fitness babe ass.  I mean, everybody that watches women’s tennis is eager to see a little upskirt or sweaty see-through nipple action.  Usually Maria obliges.  You gotta love a girl like that, even if she is worth millions and would never even let me carry her bag through the airport.

Friday May 5th, 2006 3:59 pm

Corina Curves

Look, sometimes the qualifications are a little bit nebulous.  But in this case, I think we can clearly classify as a perverted milf! lol

Thursday May 4th, 2006 10:37 pm

Jessica Biel

has some unvelievable arms.  She could get me in a headlock and pop my noggin like a ripe grape.  If I were to arm wrestle Jessica Biel, I would win, but I would probably give myself a winning.  And it would be extremely difficult and possibly painful to get a hernia arm wrestling her and then try and have sex with her.  So the whole thing is no good, just forget it.

Wednesday May 3rd, 2006 2:33 pm

Serena Williams

scares me.  As I watch her play and hear her talk during interviews, it’s all good.  No worries.  But then when I see photos of her, and I see how her body looks and think about what she could do to me, I tremble.  I shake like a leaf.  Seriously, that is some professional grade poontang.  If she put that thing on you, you’d be lucky not to stroke out.  I’m sure she has a boyfriend, but I don’t know who he is.  I bet he’s a little toothpick looking thing that always let’s her ride on top.

Monday May 1st, 2006 9:18 am

Feminine Fitness Babes

Who says and aren’t feminine.  Yowza, these chicks kills me.  As a general rule, anytime I’m in a room with one of these chicks I act completely cool but can think of nothing else but their fine, pefectly fit bodies and their athletic ability.  And their flexibility.  Ever seen one of these girls do a split on stage?  It’s not to be missed. Thanks TrueBodies for the pics!

Saturday April 29th, 2006 1:09 pm

Track and Field Babes

Trust me, if you don’t do anything else today, you are going to want to click on that third picture.  It is big.  It is amazing.  That who is supremely fit and whoa-babe hot blows up to the size of a huge watermellon on your screen, and you get to see her running her fingers into the to dust the sand off from her previous endeavor.  Too bad her shorts are so tight.  Too bad she has a wedgie.

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Saturday April 29th, 2006 12:43 pm

Wrestling Chicks – Torrie Wilson

Here’s another .  This girl has got some really mean looking legs.  Those quads do not belong to some fitness queen, she got those doing some hardcore bodybuilding somewhere.  Imagine how much grunting and grimacing and sweating would be needed to build legs like that.  Mmm, makes me horny thinking about Torrie in sweaty spandex.

Some Torrie Wilson photos:
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Saturday April 29th, 2006 12:34 pm

Wrestling Babes

The good thing about is that they are hot.  The bad thing about them is you have to watch wrestling to check them out.  I am indeed a loser and complete trailer trash, but I’m not so bad that I watch wrestling.

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Wednesday April 26th, 2006 9:04 pm

Fitness Chicks at the Convention

These are some photos of more at some convention.  I dig fitness babes (as you probably know by now).  Veiny arms?  No sweat.  Wide shoulders?  I can deal with it.  Just give me a chick with ripped abs, muscular legs, neverending energy.

Note that these are high quality, large photos – 1424×4144 and maybe 0.5mb each.

More fitness chick posts

Tuesday April 25th, 2006 8:58 am

Goddess Val

Val was titillated to find good ole Bert The Pervert linking to her…

Val’s comment…

I was planning on trying to do something to help raise mankind above the mists of hunger, the fog of uneducated existence, the very peninsula of token apathy… but then I got distracted by Val’s photos and here I sit drooling and incapable of motion.

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