There is a pic in this set of Kara pulling her pants on out in the parking lot by her car. I think it is pic # 15. Go look at it. If your dick does not stand at attention, there is something wrong with you. I know some of you guys (and girls?) like hardcore action, but the softcore stuff often leaves enough to the imagination to encourage you to look at the details. What an Fing body!

Great. I have about 12 minutes before I’m supposed to be at work, and now I’ve found a bunch more f’ing porn and I have no choice but to whack off. I’m sitting here rubbing off looking at this girl humping a big dildo machine. Yep, more Toyslove perversion. I’ve seen this movie in HD on their website, and this girl cums her brains out. I don’t know where they find those sex machines, maybe they have some kind of perverted inventor running around in a dungeon designing and building them just so girls can work themselves over in front of their cameras.

Dildos fascinate me. I went back through a few pages and collected posts about dildos so that I could create The Dildo Page. Wow, we have posted about tons of hot women using lots of long dildos. In fact, I just quit after 27 links because I got tired of typing. These have run the gamut from raunchy to glamourous. Many have been from FTV, some from my favorite toy site, and some from…who knows where.

Might as well look at another dirty girl humping a dong, am I right? Simora started out stripping in the pool for all to see. I’m all about watching chicks strip naked in public. That takes some guts, doesn’t it? Maybe if I had the body of a Greek God (mine looks more like a Scottish God), I would feel comfortable taking off my clothes in public. Simora ends up getting horny and jacking around with a dildo inside…

How long can we go without some dildo action? Renna from FTV is freaking drop-dead gorgeous. She sets me off into a full purple snit. She warms herself up with that big red dildo, then continues masturbating with that lovely blue vibrator until she has two orgasms. They have two videos of her juicing that sextoy up. Do you think she would marry me, even though I am a brainless greek god that thinks of only one thing?

Never mind the tight ass and the edible nipples, Kymberly from FTV is stunningly gorgeous. What you immediately notice about her are those blue eyes that stun you the moment you see them. She’s a cute, slim girl, with a sexuality that is shameless. She goes to a shopping center, and while in a store starts exposing her breasts in the public place, then tugging her jeans down to show her bubblebutt and crotch. At home, she strips naked, checks herself out in the mirror, and starts playing. She grabs a toy, and masturbates to a nice soft orgasm. She meets up with her friend for lunch, then puts on a hot black dress and heels. She starts dancing to some music, then seduces her friend as she gets completely naked. She pulls her bra to the side and starts sucking her inverted nipples! Going back to the stairway, she masturbates with a long pink sextoy until she has another orgasm. The next day, she’s in a short skirt, heading to the park. She teases us with an upskirt peek between her legs, and a toy swinging between them! She sits on a park bench and eases out a string of beads that was deep inside her vagina! Then she starts masturbating and has 3 orgasms in a row, leaving a sticky clear pussy juice flowing out of her. Later that night, we see her in pink lingerie, with extreme closeups of her privates, and her breasts. She tugs & pulls on her nipples, gets horny, and has another orgasm (possibly her strongest) with the help of a large dildo. Now THAT’S why FTV is known for extreme masturbation!

Attention everyone, it is Free Movie Friday here on the blog. This involves getting the box of kleenex handy and sitting down bare-ass naked to wank off to hot chicks groaning and moaning to our delight.

	We’ll start out with pretty little Alison Angel. She has a little masturbation action of her own going on. This is what you call “rubbing one off.” I like how she looks with her feet in the air. Notice how she has a towel under her ass. She’s a messy girl and she knows it. Sexy!
	Lia19 has some of the best dang nipples. Those things would feel great jammed up in you nose or wrapped around your shaft. Imagine this hunny in a sexy dress sitting across from you at a restaurant rubbing her boobs. I’d deep-rod it.
	This starlet just couldn’t wait to spread her legs and bust out the dildo. That chair looks like it could support the wait of two kinksters, the little blonde plus yours truly, Bert the sexmachine Pervert.

The door banged open and a tall, curvy female barged in. I happened to be laying on my bed masturbating with my didlo. At the sight of this gorgeous female, I whipped my dildo out of my crotch and attempted to cover my body.

She walked in and closed the door behind her. She explained that her name was Beatrice and she was our new roommate. With no embarassment she told me that she could hear my moans from the next room and was getting really turned on. I then noticed her sheer top. She turned towards me and put one leg up on the bed. I could see up her short skirt to her pretty pink kitty, perfectly trimmed.

Beatrice pulled the pillow from my arms and sighed at my natural D-cup breasts. She pulled her top off over her head, and licking a finger, she started to rub her dark nipples making them stand at attention. Beatrice spread her legs further apart and started rubbing her clit. My privates tingled as I watched this girl I didnt know masturbate right in front of me. I began to pant and my heat increased.

Beatrice stood up and peeled her skirt off of her body. She grabbed my ankles and pulled me across the bed, then crawled up between my legs, running her hands up my thighs before exploring my shaven pussy with her fingertips. Her face lowered into my pudenda, and I could feel her lips and tongue start massaging my lovebutton.
I grabed my breasts and pulled at my nipples, excitment washing over me.

I pushed Beatrice over onto her back and straddled her face. She pulled me down even harder, and I reached around to cup her breasts. I spit on my fingers and started to massage her sweet pussy. I leaned over her body and moved my fingers into her lovecanal. Beatrice was moist and warm and I pumped my fingers harder and faster into her. All of a sudden Beatrice flipped me back over! She reached down beside the bed and pulled out the double ended didlo I had been using. She looked at me and smiled. I spread my legs as if on command and pulled my pink wet pussy lips apart.

Beatrice slowly put one end into me, but then started turning it as she pumped it. She lay with her legs entwined with mine and slipped the other end of the dildo into her. She moved and ground her body, pushing the whole thing into us. I arched my back in pleasure and moaned loudly. I could feel myself begin to orgasm and I pulled on the blankets as I came, my whole body spasming.

Beatrice pulled the dildo out and stood above me, vilently rubbing her clit until she was coming. Her juices slowly dripped out of her and onto my boobs. As we lay there exhausted, Beatrice bent over and kissed me, her tongue wet in my mouth. She stood up and went to walk out the door. I propped myself up to watch her go. Then she turned around.
“Coming?” she asked.
I looked at her confused.
Beatrice simply smiled and said “Round two in the shower.”

All I’m trying to say is… people are F’d up.

I am married to a woman I truly love, but our sex life has become a mes. We watched an cable TV show about women strapping on dildos and nailing their husbands. That inspired my wife to buy a strap-on dildo. Once would have been bearable, but for the last year she only wants me to orgasm by jerking while she does me with the strap-on. She literally rubs off while using the strap-on. She refuses to go to counseling and says I am being prude. Do you think she is warped?
-Sore Rectum in Chicago

I’m going to assume you are being serious, dude, and not jerking me around being a straight guy with fem-dom fantasy. Your wife has far-out sex control issues, and you being a serious wuss. Unless you’re handcuffed to the bed, your wife can’t be an ass pirate if you don’t let her. I get the impression you’ve been saying, “If you would please stop fucking my ass I would appreciate it.” When what you need to say is, “Your are nuts you ho.” The next time she jumps into the bedroom wearing her strap-on, get out of bed and walk out the door.

Yes, my friends, that is the look or orgasmic ecstasy on Michaela’s face.  There is no reason for her not to be ecstatic since she is in some dude’s mansion, getting rugburn on her knees from some $100 per sq foot carpet, with her hair all sweaty and in a mess, and her vajayjay quacking like duck while a very large suction cup dong works it’s lubricated magic on her.  If I were there watching, I’d be happy too.  Hell, I’m pretty happy and I’m here watching!  Also, I just said vajayjay, please remind me to never do that again. If FTV catches me calling it that, they will ban me from their website.

It all started when they went to a “passion party,” which is where a bunch of ladies get together at a friend’s house to look at, talk about, and purchase sextoys.  Generally, the lady that hosts the party is a distributor, and makes a commission off of sales to her friends.The first time they got together, there were many rosy cheeks and a good bit of embarrassment.  Nine of the 12 girls went home with something.  The purchases ranged from a $12 doodle pad shaped like a penis, to a $120 “double penetrator.”

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Let me get back to a very important subject:

Can Michaela the FTV gal take on that huge dildo?

Obviously, if we are following the dildo chronicles on this website, there is a point to it.  Othewise it would be pure madness.  I’m crazy, but not that crazy.  Well, ok, I am that crazy, but I know my dongs. It’s a tight squeeze, but Michaela looks like she’ll be able to work the whole thing in!

Dude, of course Michaela is going to jam that super huge dildo all the way in. She is from FTV, that’s what they do there. I mean, look at that thing. Michaela is not a big girl. Measure that thing with respect to her small hips and body, it’s going to be so deep inside her that it will be well above her belly button. She will wince. She will moan and squeeze her eyes shut. But in the end, she will whisper ooooohhh yeahhhhh, fill me up baby.

Michaela is still eyeballing that big dildo. She isn’t sure it will fit, but she knows she wants to try. She thinks it will feel so good to be stretched to the limit and filled completely up by a dong that looks so realistic. Of course, she could just swing by my place and get some o the real stuff.

I guess it is a sign of old age that I mark the years going by through noticing the dildos getting bigger while the girls get smaller. Do you guys think that Michaela from FTV can fit this monster dildo in her little snatch?

Tabetha appears to have some talent at working the dildos…