I’ve been watching Carli for awhile now. In the way an old disgusting pervert watches nubile young women while thinking dirty thoughts. I really like how her boobs jut right out in the sunshine. Carli, Carli, you so fine:
I just love the way Denise has those short shorts stuffed up into the crack of her ass. Now if we could just convince her to climb on a bike and get that bike seat up in there… I’d sniff it when she climbs off. Yep, I’m a perv.
Wow, Zarema has some crazy boobs. These things are by far the winners of the BEST BOOBS OF 2008 so far. Big, soft, natural, upturned/perky. Lllllovely pink nipples, just llllovely!
Mmm. Oh yeah, baby. Squeeze your boobies. Flop them around and lick your nipples. Pinch them. Pull your skirt up and show me your vadge. Turn around. Show me your g-string. Pull it into your ass and tease your bunghole with a little friction. Now come over here and fellate me.
These are the things I would tell Denise Milani. And probably more. She would like be because I’m perverted and I have money. Well, not that much, but I make up for any money I lack by the extra dose of perversion I give.
Wow, who is Kate Booth and where has she been all my life? This chick has some mega-gorgeous cans and her ass is tight enough to squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond.
Heavens to Betsy, if I have to wait more second for Denise Milani to flash that nightgown up so that we can enjoy an upskirt view, I’m going to faint. Give us some crotch-shot cameltoe baby! She looks more tan than usual in these photos. I’m sure it’s a really tough life when you’re a model and you have to work on your tan in order to look acceptable for your next photo shoot. I’d like to see her tanlines, slurp!
Gawrsh Goofy, we’ve had a few posts about Jaime Hammer before but this set takes the cake! I did not realize Jaime was just 5′ tall. That is an awfully small lady to be taking a big unit like mine. Why, just the other day I walked through the locker room and the buys began to chant:
BIG UNIT BERT! BIG UNIT BERT!
I would definitely slip my funstick up between these funbags and generate a fabulous but sticky pearl necklace. Wet naked chicks always turn me on, especially if they are not fat, ugly, or stinky.
I don’t mind milfs, as most of you know. Older ladies have a special place in my heart, maybe I’m just making up for the fact that my mother was a sexy girlie. But we all know that things tend to sag, and boobies are at the top of the list. Abrianna from TotalSuperCuties is one teen that has no problem with boob sag. There are definitely some benefits to hanging with a younger crowd, and Abrianna shows us a couple of the perkier reasons to keep it up…
Somehow not seeing all of Denise Milani’s tits is even more erotic than having those nipples poking you right in the eye on a mega big LCD monitor. Not that I have a mega big LCD monitor. I have to get by looking at my porn on a gimpy ViewSonic 17GS with some gay looking parrots on the top. Don’t worry, I don’t feel gay when I see Denise’s big natty’s squeezed together. Cleavage like that makes me feel very hetero and very much like I need to send some whitefish flying across the desk. Oops, don’t goo up the keyboard.
I have waited years… okay - months - to get a good view of Denise Milani’s nipples. Those things cap a set of boobs so big a man could keep himself busy for quite a while just fondling and kissing them! Perfect! Anyway, I’m thinking I can get up in there and see the outline of her areolae…
Dita von Teese likes to tease everybody with that perfect feaking body. I’d naile it but… Marilyn Manson beat me to it. I might be able to tolerate sloppy seconds, but not from Manson. Ugh, gives me the shivers thinking about it. Don’t mind me while I stroke it to Dita…
Movie of a blonde masturbating outdoors by a woodpile. One time I masturbated by a woodpile, but a) there were no cameras around, b) it was more disgusting than sexy, c) I got bitten by a brown recluse.
I’ve hooked myself up over the past few years with more than a few movies and pics of Bianca Beauchamp. That’s because she’s hot, and I dig her. Also, she has big nipples. Doesn’t Linkin Park sing about big nipples? Maybe not. Anyway, here’s another collection. I think I may lover her. I would definitely give her a little warpaint on her pretty face.
