I watched Fast and Furious 2 this weekend (yes, my weekend was that worthless) and got a big hardon for Asian chicks. I’m sure everybody has seen my previous tributes to the busty diva Yoko Matsugane:
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I will follow those up (uh, one year later) with a delicious video. I would very much like to see her naked in my bathroom doing her hair. Just thought I would tell you that.

This guy gets the “rough treatment” from his hair stylist.  Why don’t the hot hair cut ladies ever give me this kind of action?

I’m not really sure what I would do with a petite little hot Asian girl like Jenny Reid because I’ve never had one before.  She sort of reminds me of that Vietnamese girl in the Rambo movie, the one with the little Buddah necklace.  Now she was hot.  Not such a good actress, but hey whatya gonna do.  I would imagine that Jenny would look mighty fantastic sitting on my pole and bouncing up and down.  Actuatlly, I can imagine a lot of dirty things in my head related to Jenny and that perfect ass and those natural perky boobies.

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If Jenny Reid gets any hotter, I will have to walk around with my dong wrapped in Kleenex.  Pulling her panties up into the crack of her ass puts some kind of kinked up voodoo spell on me that puts me in a seriously wankworthy mood.  A hot Asian chick walked up to me in the mall the other day and was trying to sell me some kind of vacation package.  I thought it was a sad sign that I’m getting really old when a teenager thinks I look old enough to have disposable income to devote to vacations.  I digress.  This asian girl looked a lot like Jenny Reid, only with bigger boobs and her hair wasn’t as sexy.

Maybe you have a perverted preference for Oriental snatch.  That’s okay with me.  But I bet any Asian babe you land on smells just a little funny.  Why do Asian women smell funny?  Maybe they don’t.  Maybe it’s you that smells funny.  Maybe the little Chinese girls that run around in the massage parlors in China giving caucasian American tourists “happy endings” whisper amongst themselves about why white guys smell so funny.

Is this Asian Girl about to eat this hot pink condom?

She is a hot Asian babe.  She has big boobs.  She wears thongs and winks while she rubs her crotch and swishes around the house half naked with her perfume filling the rooms.  She makes you groan and moan and play with your junk while nobody is looking.  Admit it, you like Teenage Asia and ya can’t get enough.

Jenny Reid is so smoking hot.  Her boobs are a little smaller than some of the women I feature here on the blog, but seriously a gorgeous Asian like this could be basically boobless and I would still hang my mouth (and my zipper) open in amazement.

Whoa.  This babe is hot.  I’m going to immediately start chocking my chicken.  That ass is one of the finest I’ve seen in awhile, and believe me I look at lots o asses.  Is she Asian?  Asian babes are hot, I don’t discriminate, but they give me woodies at least as often as caucasian chicks.

How about a little Asian stuff?  We have to be equal opportunity pornographers, that is our artistic requirement.

If a busty asian babe whacked you upside your head with her enourmous boobs, would you cry, ask her not to do that again, or be a motor-boating fool?  Rio Natsume could do some serious damage:

You are in trouble now mister…

Thank you guys for your feedback.  I would be happy to provide you with more photos of everyone’s favorite busty Asian Yoko Matsugane:

Dayum, I don’t know about ya’ll, but I know just what to do with a cute Asian chick with huge boobs.  In fact, prepares yourselves for a crazy truth, but looking at these photos of busty asian Yoko Mastugane, I have just sprung today’s first woodrow, and it’s freaking 9:24pm.  17 Photos of Yoko:

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I can’t help but think Me Love You LongTime every time I see some smiling Asian chick with big boobs.  Does this make me racist?  Probably just makes me a pervert.  The chick qualifies with the smile and the bust.  I am sure those are fake, but an asian with fake boobs sitting on my face is better than an asian with real boobs not sitting on my face.

Here’s a hardcore gallery of a hot Asian Babe getting nailed on a sofa.  Personally, I have never boned an Asian babe on a sofa, but I would be willing to try it once.  Maybe twice if the first time didn’t last long enough or if she seemed particularly disease free.