Mmm. Oh yeah, baby. Squeeze your boobies. Flop them around and lick your nipples. Pinch them. Pull your skirt up and show me your vadge. Turn around. Show me your g-string. Pull it into your ass and tease your bunghole with a little friction. Now come over here and fellate me.

These are the things I would tell Denise Milani. And probably more. She would like be because I’m perverted and I have money. Well, not that much, but I make up for any money I lack by the extra dose of perversion I give.