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Thursday November 29th, 2007 8:03 am

Zoey Zane

Well according to news reports, teen model Zoey Zane may be dead. Which is a shame, because she looks pretty hot naked. I don’t want to be disrespectful of the (possibly) dead, but I like naked women and you do too if you’re cruising this website. Unfortunately, Zoey (aka Emily Sander) has a very protective family who shut down her website as soon as they found a few gallons of blood in a hotel room. Zoey, we hope you’re okay, come back soon with more lesbian action…

Zoey Zane Pic

Tuesday November 27th, 2007 10:19 pm

Lick the Nips

Mmm. Oh yeah, baby. Squeeze your boobies. Flop them around and lick your nipples. Pinch them. Pull your skirt up and show me your vadge. Turn around. Show me your g-string. Pull it into your ass and tease your bunghole with a little friction. Now come over here and fellate me.

These are the things I would tell Denise Milani. And probably more. She would like be because I’m perverted and I have money. Well, not that much, but I make up for any money I lack by the extra dose of perversion I give.

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Monday November 26th, 2007 8:58 pm

Pepsi Bottle in the Anus

From Yahoo News:

Dr. Abdul Manan, a surgeon at the Nishtar hospital in Multan, points to an x-ray of a glass bottle lodged in a man’s lower abdomen November 21, 2007. A 60-year-old man came to the hospital to have the Pepsi bottle removed, which he said armed thieves had inserted in his anus before robbing him of two buffalos, Manan said. REUTERS/Asim Tanveer (PAKISTAN)

Thursday November 15th, 2007 3:17 pm

Kate Booth is Frickin Hot

Wow, who is Kate Booth and where has she been all my life? This chick has some mega-gorgeous cans and her ass is tight enough to squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond.

Kate Booth Pic

Wednesday November 7th, 2007 10:12 pm

Undress Jess Meet Mr Wood

Oooh, look the F out. Uncle Bert has found a new yummy little redheaded teen toy named Undress Jess. Where have you been hiding my whole life, sweety. I like your red hair and your curls, I like your cute little perky breastacles, and I really really like that suh-weet little muff…

Undress Jess Picture

Monday November 5th, 2007 10:35 pm

I’ve sort of waxed eloquently about the bunghole before, and I’m still sort of obsessed.

Wifey’s little black ridges sort of make up the perfect chocolate starfish. Maybe I would like it, maybe I wouldn’t. I would definitely rub a finger over it, and probably ease my thumb in there while doing her doggie-style.

Wifey’s husband does her doggie-style all the time. I know this because I check out their videos every chance I get. You have to respect a woman that can take a load in the eye and still not be distracted from masturbating…

Wifey from Wifeysworld

Sunday November 4th, 2007 10:32 pm

A Few Extra - Who Cares

We all know how I have an above-average appreciation for fit women. But we all know siz-packs don’t come on every chick, and sometimes we can’t afford to be that picky. Besides, chicks get bonus points for:
bit tits
pink nipples
ease of orgasm
etc
I’m not saying we should lower our standards. I’m just saying a few extra pounds can be overlooked if the chicks gorgeous and busty.

Thursday November 1st, 2007 10:41 pm

Lesbian Action

You know what, as far as I know a little lesbian action never hurt anybody. Do lesbians every break each other’s hearts or give each other diseases or oops! pregnancies? Nope.

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