Somehow not seeing all of Denise Milani’s tits is even more erotic than having those nipples poking you right in the eye on a mega big LCD monitor. Not that I have a mega big LCD monitor. I have to get by looking at my porn on a gimpy ViewSonic 17GS with some gay looking parrots on the top. Don’t worry, I don’t feel gay when I see Denise’s big natty’s squeezed together. Cleavage like that makes me feel very hetero and very much like I need to send some whitefish flying across the desk. Oops, don’t goo up the keyboard.