I can’t fucking win. I try to be a nice guy, and BAM I get nailed for it. Lady grabs me going into the gym to workout and asks me if I can help change her flat tire. I go out in the rain to change her tire, and do my best not to stare at her big, fake, but very interesting-looking boobs that are behind a white that is slowly turning transparent. I was only semi-sucessful. At the staring thing, I’m not dumb enough to screw a spare tire up. I almost get done when her Ahole big hairy boyfriend shows up and jumps out of his redneck Ford pickup truck and tells me I’m doing it wrong. What the F, man? Then he yells at the lady to go put some clothes on because she’s half naked and I’m a stranger and I’m staring at her tits. This dude turns to me and says (get this…) “YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE.” I took the tire iron …




and tossed it as far back into the woods as I could and jumped in my car. He was hooting and hollering and jumping up and down. I cracked my window as I rolled out and told the Ms. she had an A-hole boyfriend. She looked embarrassed and waved to me. Then I drove home and jerked off.