I remember as a kid whacking off with my mom’s Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogues. Victoria’s Secret was almost as good. I must have some kind of mental disorder, because I still whack off more than anybody I know. If I get laid three times in one day by the world’s hottest, most perverted blonde, the next day it’s guaranteed – I’m still going to masturbate.

I can’t decide, but I think I like the “Iga” gallery the best. The lesbians come in a close second. If the one lesbian bends over any farther, her friend is going to fall right into her bunghole.