What makes me horny today?  Mostly, today I am fantasizing about panties.  This may be because last night I was walking through the clothing section of the local K-Mart, and this chick came sauntering out of one of the dressing rooms wearing a bra, panties, garter belt, and nothing else.  Her garter belt was not hooked into any stockings – the garters were loose and flapping as she walked – but I’ll forgive her.  When she saw me, she stopped, looked me over, decided I was harmless (am I?), and continued around a rack to (I hope) bend over in front of a mirror and check out her ass.  As you can imagine, this left an idelible impression on me.  I would have chased after this girl and asked her for a handjob an autograph, but my significant other was not far behind me.