Hey, we are equal opportunity perverts. We do occasionally talk about Latin babes. Ran across a new Latina model named Rosie Latina. Some photos:

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Hey, we are equal opportunity perverts. We do occasionally talk about Latin babes. Ran across a new Latina model named Rosie Latina. Some photos:

I have been almost completely asexual today. What’s a pervert to do? A guy like me can’t go the whole day and not thing about deep-rodding. So let’s do this. It’s been awhile since we talked about Cynthia Sin, but she is back on the prowl again. This time she has a blonde friend in tow, and it looks like she likes to lick labia and probe with dildos. Also, she has a nice chocolate starfish. And if you like freaky muscular milfs, there’s a new section added to the website.
This girl is allowed to cook me pancakes tomorrow morning:
G-string action:
I really F’ing love Alison Angel. Those pink-nippled boobies have been tantalizing me now for a number of years. I think Alison may have made a couple of payments on that 350Z she owns just from the contributions I have made in the way of membership dues at her website. I love the way she shows up with so many of the FTV models now, and even after all these years she’s still dumping tons and tons of content onto her website at very regular intervals. If you like her boobs and/or her bunghole, you are going to like this gallery:

I can’t fucking win. I try to be a nice guy, and BAM I get nailed for it. Lady grabs me going into the gym to workout and asks me if I can help change her flat tire. I go out in the rain to change her tire, and do my best not to stare at her big, fake, but very interesting-looking boobs that are behind a white sports bra that is slowly turning transparent. I was only semi-sucessful. At the staring thing, I’m not dumb enough to screw a spare tire up. I almost get done when her Ahole big hairy boyfriend shows up and jumps out of his redneck Ford pickup truck and tells me I’m doing it wrong. What the F, man? Then he yells at the lady to go put some clothes on because she’s half naked and I’m a stranger and I’m staring at her tits. This dude turns to me and says (get this…) “YOU HAVE A LOT OF NERVE.” I took the tire iron …
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Occasionally, I get the urge to hump up on a milf. Cougars like Wifey are real gems. She has a perfect body, huge natural boobs, an enormous collection of dildos, and she likes sex.
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Uh, ummm, very enjoyable fitness chick flexing in her g-string and lingerie. Did I mention the perfect globes of her buttocks?
Apparently some of my obsession with LoveRenee — aka Ashon Von — abated. I haven’t posted about her since the middle of February. She has been sort of quiet lately. I spend the majority of my income on porn sites, and I have certainly padded Renee’s pockets over the years. She used to email me every now and then, but I think she got a little freaked out that time during her webcam show when I accidentally spooged in my power strip and damn near electrocuted myself. Here she is coming close to showing us her pretty little bunghole…

I remember as a kid whacking off with my mom’s Frederick’s of Hollywood catalogues. Victoria’s Secret was almost as good. I must have some kind of mental disorder, because I still whack off more than anybody I know. If I get laid three times in one day by the world’s hottest, most perverted blonde, the next day it’s guaranteed - I’m still going to masturbate.
I can’t decide, but I think I like the “Iga” gallery the best. The lesbians come in a close second. If the one lesbian bends over any farther, her friend is going to fall right into her bunghole.
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Dildos fascinate me. I went back through a few pages and collected posts about dildos so that I could create The Dildo Page. Wow, we have posted about tons of hot women using lots of long dildos. In fact, I just quit after 27 links because I got tired of typing. These have run the gamut from raunchy to glamourous. Many have been from FTV, some from my favorite toy site, and some from…who knows where.
Might as well look at another dirty girl humping a dong, am I right? Simora started out stripping in the pool for all to see. I’m all about watching chicks strip naked in public. That takes some guts, doesn’t it? Maybe if I had the body of a Greek God (mine looks more like a Scottish God), I would feel comfortable taking off my clothes in public. Simora ends up getting horny and jacking around with a dildo inside…

What makes me horny today? Mostly, today I am fantasizing about panties. This may be because last night I was walking through the clothing section of the local K-Mart, and this chick came sauntering out of one of the dressing rooms wearing a bra, panties, garter belt, and nothing else. Her garter belt was not hooked into any stockings - the garters were loose and flapping as she walked - but I’ll forgive her. When she saw me, she stopped, looked me over, decided I was harmless (am I?), and continued around a rack to (I hope) bend over in front of a mirror and check out her ass. As you can imagine, this left an idelible impression on me. I would have chased after this girl and asked her for a handjob an autograph, but my significant other was not far behind me.

I am pretty sure this is a picture of Britney Spears getting fingered by a gay dude she only recently met in a hottub while topless. So, uh, sweet.
I have waited years… okay - months - to get a good view of Denise Milani’s nipples. Those things cap a set of boobs so big a man could keep himself busy for quite a while just fondling and kissing them! Perfect! Anyway, I’m thinking I can get up in there and see the outline of her areolae…

Kyra and Mia munch rugs. There is some serious asscheek spreading going on in here. A cheerleader who is a bit too busty for her own good. I’m not much for doing laundry, but I’m suddenly very interested in learning how to fold a bra. Even a few milfs in heat make a room hot enough for a porn start to sweat in. And lastly… I’ve seen fewer cameltoes in an Iraqi zoo!

Smack that ass. Tell to get down on all fours, face down ass up. If you get tired, tell her to use a toy, maybe even one that looks like a ninja weapon? Grab a bite to eat to reinvigorate yourself, but keep in mind the dinner table is not just for meals. Make her dance a little and shake that thong. Some women jiggle more than others. If she is really naughty, get your girlfriend to flash her stuff in public.
Up until a few days ago, the only reason I could think of to watch golf was how fantastic it looks on my HD television. But that was until I was aware of Natalie Gulbis. Every sport has it’s share of hotties, but golf has always lagged behind. While I’m shaking my wang to the latest beach volleyball player, the golf channel is still rolling out the same old hairy-legged lesbos. I would definitely pay hard earned money to see Natalie Gulbis naked. I would pay to see her boxing or skiing or rubbing one off too. I wouldn’t pay to go on a date with her though, I’d end up with blue balls. More photos after the jump…

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It is the official “See the Cute Skinny Girl Get Naked Night.” And look and you, pervert. What a lucky guy. First off we have Megan Summers. She enjoys dildo action in the swimming pool, warm lingering kisses by the fire, and hot lesbian action with her boyfriend of the moment busy filming the juicy stuff.

