Dita von Teese likes to tease everybody with that perfect feaking body. I’d naile it but… Marilyn Manson beat me to it. I might be able to tolerate sloppy seconds, but not from Manson. Ugh, gives me the shivers thinking about it. Don’t mind me while I stroke it to Dita…
They look like they are doing some serious deep-rodding:
And then, exhausted from multiple screaming orgasms from the mean gigantic dildo, the lesbians fall asleep on one another…
In the spirit of a hot-ass summer, many of the galleries I’ve spotlighted today involve water. And hot naked wet women. If you’ve ever had sex underwater, you know just how exhillarating that can be. Also, an underwater orgasm typically sends a white jellyfish swimming through the watter that is both entertaining and a bit disgusting.
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You haven’t heard from me all day because I’ve been busy in the bathroom masturbating with a bar of Ivory Soap and a laptop with 16.2gb of photos and vidoes of Jessica Alba. She makes me that horny. If I had a choice between humping a wet and spread Jenna Jameson or shaking my shoookie to Jessica Alba, I’d pick Jess. Here’s why: Read the rest of this entry »
Movie of a blonde masturbating outdoors by a woodpile. One time I masturbated by a woodpile, but a) there were no cameras around, b) it was more disgusting than sexy, c) I got bitten by a brown recluse.
I’ve hooked myself up over the past few years with more than a few movies and pics of Bianca Beauchamp. That’s because she’s hot, and I dig her. Also, she has big nipples. Doesn’t Linkin Park sing about big nipples? Maybe not. Anyway, here’s another collection. I think I may lover her. I would definitely give her a little warpaint on her pretty face.
The best thing about Lia19 is her perfect little natural boobs. A bit on the smallish side, but those nips and that perk more than make up for it. She looks like a girl that would get turned on and just boff your brains out. I don’t have that much brainpower to start with, but I’d be willing to give up the rest.
I don’t know what she’s doing, but I can tell you I would like to do it with her. Raise your hand if you’ve ever done it upside down. Kind of reminds me of those gravity boot things popular in the 80′s. You would like strap these things onto your feet and hang from a pole and just lay chilly.
Like a nuclear powered (“nucular” if you’re President Bush) Energizer Bunny Rabbit, Denise Milani‘s big natural boobs just don’t ever stop. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, Denise grabs a busty, nearly-lesbian friend and does a photo shoot and tapes nearly a gigabyte of High-Definition video of them playing around together. Even though I’m a pervert and Denise is classified as “soft-core”, I am not ashamed to admit that I’m a member of her website. As a member, I have access to her jounal/diary entries, and I can’t wait to see what she writes about this little big-boobied friend.
I suppose I do have a bit of a theme going when it comes to water and sex and perversion. Let’s see here, there are a few posts, perhaps we should count:
1) Soapy Ass – March 25, 2006
2) Swimming Pool Sex Story – March 30, 2006
3) Masturbating in the Tub – April 22, 2006
4) Underwater Sex Tips – June 24, 2006
5) Naked Chicks in the Water – June 24, 2006
6) Naked Pool Girl – July 4, 2006
7) More Underwater Sex – August 13, 2006
8) Masturbation in the Shower – November 4, 2006
9) Naked by the Pool – December 8, 2006
10) Sex in the Hot Tub – March 21, 2007
What can I say, I’m slightly obsessed. Today I just want to post about Radka from Met-Art, and how she likes to grind her tender bare pussy over the waterjets in the pool. This, generally speaking, produces long, moaning orgasms, which her camera crew are kind enough to record in very high-quality video for faithful Met-Art members. Boing, boner.
Let’s watch Denise Milani getting topless on a boat… watch out, boobs that big can be dangerous!
It’s that one pose that is getting me. Darya has a body that isn’t particularly athletic, isn’t perfect or swoon-inducing. But all the same, I totally want to deep-rod her. And that one pose where she is on her back with her pelvis thrust up into the air…it’s killing me. I so want to put my mouth on her vulva.
Uhh, I don’t know what the question is, but if it involves Nicole Vaidisova, the answer is yes.
This gallery shows Irishka smooching some girl with a hairy cooch. I don’t mind hairy coochies as long as they are attached to petite girls with large mogambos. It also helps if lesbianism is involved. These two lick each other’s tonsils and also play stink finger, which is enough to give me a raging hard-on. So yes, I had to whack it. It’s not really rare for Irishka from Met-Art to inspire my masturbation…Irishka Post #2, Irishka Post #1.
So I was easedropping on these two dudes in the gym today, and overheard one them talking about a Realdoll. These are those famous life-size latex dolls that look real and are anatomically correct if you know what I mean. The guy that was saying he had one was this old duffer who swore it was for a bachelor party for one of his friends. Yeah, right. He says yep, got her in the car right now, and she is sexy. Being the pervert that I am, I introduce myself and traipse out to the parking lot to check out the doll with them. I am ashamed to admit, she was hot. Perky boobs, sexy face, ready and wet. What more could I want? Unfortunately, they cost like $3500 US. So I came home and did the next best thing to buying one. I found a Realdoll website where they show guys humping the dolls. I have apparently sunk to a new low.
