I actually got laid in a McDonald’s bathroom today.  I took this girl to lunch and she has been teasing me off an on ever since I sent her a dildo as a Christmas gift in the mail.  It was sort of a joke, but she has been harassing me about giving me a haircut and rubbing her boobs in my face for a big tip, so I figured what the hell.  The sextoy must’ve worked some magic, because this girl was playing the slut to a T.  She shimmied out of her panties and hung them around my rearview mirror on the way to the Golden Arches.  They were sexy panties too.  Uh, no skid marks.  We had some dirty bathroom sex in the ladies room, and it made me feel dirty.  There was an immediate sense of shame after I orgasmed, partly because I was disgusted with myself that I would sink to a new low in such a nasty environment, partly because I took no interest at all in her pleasure.  I just humped like a rabbit on crack and shot my load with to concern about getting her off.  She seemed to like it, she left me three voicemails on my cellphone this afternoon.  I will not call her back for awhile.  Next time I want to have <a rel=”tag”>sex in the pool</a> with her just to make up for the bathroom incident.  I will turn her back to the wall and let one of the waterjets shoot up her bunghole.  Speaking of the “dark nexus of a woman’s being”, check out photo number 5 below, may favorite from today’s perverted stash.