Let me get back to a very important subject:

Can Michaela the FTV gal take on that huge dildo?

Obviously, if we are following the dildo chronicles on this website, there is a point to it.  Othewise it would be pure madness.  I’m crazy, but not that crazy.  Well, ok, I am that crazy, but I know my dongs. It’s a tight squeeze, but Michaela looks like she’ll be able to work the whole thing in!