All natural boobs that are 34 D will get my attention in a hurry. Sara Cutie has some milky white, all natural jugs that make my nose go sniff-sniff and my pecker go jump-jump.
Grab your boobs and flick your clit, Bert is back in town. I gotta choke my chicken, so I don’t have have time to entertain you fools. I don’t know about you guys, but this is enough to get me started:
Movies:
Big Boob’d Teen Shakes it
Big Pink Nipples
And lesbian photos, biatches:
I freaking love tanlines. They are a total sensory experience for me. Tanlines look great. I think they probably smell great. And wherever they are on a girl’s body, I always feel the need to lick them. Anyway, as you can tell from my diatribe, my favorite of the galleries below is the girl with the tanlines.
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Since it’s been almost a year, we’ll go ahead and wax eloquently about Paige Hilton and her edible nipples. I can’t say that I approve of the trucker hat, but it does take me back to that low point in my life where I paid an overweight 60 year old with frazzled and dirty orange hair $15 to give me a blowjob in the back of an ant infested Lincoln. Let me rephrase that. Paige gives me a hardon, it’s the hat that sort of disgusts me.
Mandi Collins is finally making my dreams come true and posing topless. Actually, by the time she takes her little g-string off and jumps in the shower in this gallery, you get a great view of her pussy from behind too. Here she shows her flat, raspberry colored nipples and her hefty, milky-white boobs… I’m off to the bathroom for some relief.
If I were a bug flying around in the air, and I spotted some cleavage like Jenna Jameson’s, I would definitely make a beeline for it and just bury my head in there. Jeanna is a pornstar an everything, so it’s not like you can do anything to her that hasn’t been done before. But I would love to take her out to dinner at my favorite restaurant (Arby’s) and stand her up on the table, and just jam my face in her boobies in front of everybody.
I went to the pool this weekend and it was like a gigantic dose of testosterone getting dumped into my system. There were hot teens running around in bikinis with their young perky boobs thrust out. There were milfs rolling around tanning with their nipples half falling out. I was about to ask one of the kids if I could borrow a pair of their googles so I could scope some of the action out underwater. Don’t you love how chicks kick and thrust and buck when they are in the water? I think I came close to drowning a couple of times as an adolescent sitting on the bottom of the local public swimming pool watching all of the girls swim above me. My favorite of the galleries below is the oriental chick that has her bush flashing about in the pond.
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