was the Playboy Plamate of the Month in December of 2006.  But apparently, she has fallen from her high perch.  She was arrested in Charleston SC for trafficking cocaine.  She was busted by a maid who snooped around and found a kilo of coke in her hotel safe.  Kim was sharing the room of her hotel with her personal trainer, Otis Story.  Otis prefers to be called a personal trainer as opposed to a pimp, or a dealer.  Story happened to be driving a gold Cadillac Escalade.  The hoopty Caddy means “pimp”, but the giant brick of coke means “dealer”.  Kia is one hot black lady, I mean Playboy doesn’t photograph dogs.  But there were always a couple of problems… a) her name is Kia, which is a step lower than Suzuki and no more reliable than Chevy, b) you can take the girl out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the girl.

Kia Drayton Buns