If variety is the spice of life, a variety of hot chicks is the spice of our sex lives.

I persoanlly would not mind sleeping with a different chick every night. Or maybe a couple of different chicks. At the same time. I’ve decide I am pretty much addicted to females. Photos of females. Thoughts of females. Smells of females. Humping females. You name it.

This guy gets the “rough treatment” from his hair stylist.  Why don’t the hot hair cut ladies ever give me this kind of action?

All you crazy perverts out there know that Jessica Alba has an ass that just taunts my python.  We have:

Jessica Alba Loves Her Ass

Jessica Alba Nipples

And now we have this mind-boggling view of her wet hiney with a bikini wedgie. The ass faires certainly waved their wands when she was born, I can tell you that right now varmit.

Behold: the Alba Ass.

Sex in the news… Book on Women’s Sex Hookups Draws Fire.

 True, she regrets that “dating has gone completely by the boards,” replaced by group outings that lead to casual encounters. True, she regrets that oral sex “isn’t even considered sex anymore.” But she isn’t saying girls should not have sex; just that they should have it in the context of a meaningful connection: “I am saying that girls should have choices.”

Jeezum crow, look at them boobies boys.  Silicone is for shleps, I’m all about nuzzling up to some pink silver dollar nipples that have never seen a scalpel.  And Tamara from 18Magazine certainly delivers.

This chick Dana “performed” for ToysLove, and she really has my motor running.  When I say perform, it’s not like a pornstar thing.  These guys from this website go out and find average chicks (uh, make that hot average chicks) and convince them to experiment with weird and perverted sextoys.  The photos of her big jugs (and mercy, those nipples are truly dangerous) are great, but I downloaded a 390mb movie of her cracking orgasms off like rifle shots, and riding this big mechanical dildo doggie-style.

Jeff sent in a few photos and asked that we post them.  This is a chick he picked up in the grocery store and gave her a ride back to her house where, in fine perverted fashion, he proceeded to take some dirty pictures of her.  He was rather vague on the details about what exactly they did while they were home alone together, but we are using our imagination.  With that little thong, those natural breasts, well let us hope for the best.

Leelee Sobieski has some magnifcent boobs doesn’t she? It’s easy to forget or not notice that when she runs around all the time in junky sweatshirts that she buys at WalMart. But stick her in a skin tight dress that is open and shows her cleavage… yowza!

Apparently Kellie Pickler has had a boob job since her prom photo was taken.  Just imagine her in that little party dress with the latest rack revision!  By the way, is it spelled “Kelly” or “Kellie”?

Charlotte Church is fairly attractive.  In other words, I would not kick her out of bed even on a busy night.  The generic press shots are fine, but I get much more interested when the paparrazi bust out the long lenses and take candid photos of her asscrack in a bikini with her boyfriend in full fondle mode…

Anotenella Barba is the 20 year old American Idol contenstant that is most famous not for her singing but for the hot photos of her that have been circulated on the net.  They not only include the nipple action you see here, but also some blowjob pics.  Antonella, you can be my idol anytime.

Luisa from FTV is rockin with  the big booty.  I can handle myself when she is just stripping outside in public and spreading her legs, but when she busts out the dildo and jams it in her sweet spot, bam I head for woodrow city.

Lawks-a-mercy. Dixie from Dixies Delight is hot enough to melt the paint right off a barbecue grill. The way her nipples poke out of that fishnet bodystocking makes my dong hard and my ears red. Do you like that little G-string she has on? Holy crikey and jeminy crickets, I would lick her little peach until even her momma moaned in orgasmic ecstasy.