I grew up sneaking peeks at chicks in Playboy, hiding Victoria’s Secret and Fredericks of Hollywood catalogues from my mom.  So when I see a chick like Candy Loving, I am all set for sex.  Natural boobs and lovely tanlines…

Holy crap. Teen lesbians. Spread legs. And felt up boobies. It gets better than this, but only after I step through the screen and make my hairy presence known.

Lo and behold the all natural boobs on Irishka from Met-art. Those are some pasty white, big-nippled, funbags with emphasis on fun. She has that diconnected hoighty-toity look that makes me think that she thinks she is too good to get naked, sweaty, and spooged on. I would etertain the thought of teaching her differently. After she experienced a man like Bert the Pervert, she would never be the same.

I swear Met-Art consistently has some of the hottest chics on the entire planet. Every time I go surfing for porn, I end up running accross some Met-Art babe that is just too gorgeous to ignore. And there are so damn many of them! Where do they find so many hot babes? They up date their website with not just a couple of times a week, but just about every day. And not with just a couple of cuties, we’re talking about 6 or 8 chicks, lesbians, dildo gals, you name it. Anyway, enjoy the fruits of my labor…

Tabetha appears to have some talent at working the dildos…

Hey, trust me, you don’t want to move to Wisconsin unless your nuts have shriveled up and fallen off and you no longer have any sexual urges.  Otherwise, you may end up having sex with a dead deer… news story:

SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn. He was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it. He was sentenced to 18 months in jail and two years of extended supervision on that charge as well as six years of probation for taking and driving a vehicle without the owner’s consent.

Hot dang.  Yana from Met-Art has a set of all natural boobs that absolutely call to me.  Those suckers sing to me in an angelic voice.  If I had a chance, I would bury my nose in those suckers.  If you’ve ever had a couple of pair of all-natural tits banging you in the forehead, you know exactly what I’m talking about.  Hey, not that I’m complaining about fake boobs either.

Just when you thought you were safe sitting there surfing your porn and keeping your hand out of your lap, BAM up pops Nikki getting naked in the hot tub.  We’ve talked about sex underwater before, and I’m not sure sex in the hot tub qualifies since you don’t need a snorkel or a scuba tank.  But since Nikki would probably ball you to the point where you would be out of breath, might be the same thing.

Give me credit, I’ve posted about tanlines before.
Wifey Outside - April 11 2006
Renata the Blondie - May 10 2006
Tanlines - May 17 2006
I Am a Tanline Pervert - Sept 22 2006 (4 stars for this one!)
True Lesbian Love - Oct 9 2006
Tanlines for Breakfast - Jan 4 2007
Natali from Met-Art reminds us what tanlines are all about. Soft blonde hair caressing the upper slopes of her pale white, natural boobs, bracketed in stark contrast by her warm brown tan skin. Top it off with a pair of suckable pink nipples, and you are talking pot-o-gold here buster.

If you’ve ever done a 69, you know it can be pleasurable. Getting oral from a babe as a general rule feels great no matter what position you’re in. But the best part about the 69 is access. That’s right. You have complete access to her asscrack. You can poke and prod and look and explore. She’s too busy down there with her head in your lap to really figure out exactly what you’re doing. And if you’ve never gotten your nose right up in a woman’s asscrack… well, you’ve never lived, son.

Mandi Collins is still getting me all hot and bothered.  I posted about her before. Here she is getting completely naked except for her stockings… please pardon me while I go choke the chicken (dayum her body is amazing).

So I was at the gym today, and in hobbles this semi-attractive lady and hops on the recumbant bike in front of me. When I say semi-attractive, I mean ugly. She had a very nice body, and she was wearing a tank top with a regular bra on (no sports bra). I could tell she was not wearing a sports bra because there was quite a bit of shake, shimmy, and dance under her top. When she plops down, it was very clear that she was wearing a little tiny white g-string because about 4″ of it was hanging out of her shorts. It was so obvious that as she sat down, the girl sitting on the bike next to her swivelled her head and rolled her eyes as if to say, “Great, another slut in a g-string.” One of these days I will have an operation to turn me into a wannabe SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN and I’ll have a camera implanted in my eyeball so I can provide photos to you guys of life-changing events like these.

Here is a video of everyone’s favorite milf Wifey having sex with her husband and then taking a load in the face.  Not to be too graphic about it, but really that load is so gosh-darn big it pretty much coats her entire head.  I let loose with a load like that one time after I had been locked up in jail for two weeks with a cellmate who was borderline schizophrenic, refused to go to sleep, and gave me no privacy at all.

As you all know, I’m kind of partial to girls who masturbate with big dildos. Not necessarily wide dildos (wouldn’t wnat to stretch that precious pudenda out), I like long ones. FTV pretty much has a lock on hot, fresh chicks and extreme masturbation. We aren’t talking porn stars here, these are gorgeous models who, for one reason or another, haven’t made it to the big time, and are willing to step into nude modelling usually for the first time. Most of the girls I see on the FTV website are new to me, and believe me I know my way around today’s porn. Check out their website, and I guarantee you’ll be a member for more than a month or two - it’s like that potato chip commercial (bet you can’t eat just one).

Selena Spice is looking hot these days.  I don’t know if she has a good cosmetic  surgeon or what.  I think she goes to him about once per month and says, “I want my boobs bigger, my butt bigger, and my waist smaller.”

We have more Sybian action here on RegularPervert. Lexy is grinding and groaning, with just the right amount of lube, just the right Sybian dildo attachment, and just the right vibration speed. If she can’t get enough, you know we can’t get enough, so sit back and watch the show!