This news story suggests that women may be aroused by the smell of male sweat.  Which means my theory that some women are attracted to the smell of my farts is not so far-fetched after all.  I had a girlfriend one time and all of her friends called her by her nickname – fartsniffer.  Anyway.  All of this is not terribly surprising to me.  I am aroused by the smell of a girl’s bunghole.  Obviously, I am not as perverted as I previously thought.  Excertp:

A chemical in male sweat can boost mood, brain activity and sexual arousal in heterosexual women, according to a new study released just in time for Valentine’s Day….

So the story goes, Jennifer Aniston was really naked during the filming of that one scene in the “Breakup” with Vince Vaughn.  The shot was edited for widescreen as per the agreement, and Jen’s boobies were cut out of the shot.  Supposedly, some film editor saw his opportunity to make a buck (or $50k) and swiped some of the footage off the cutting room floor, giving perverts like you and I the chance to see Jennifer Aniston’s nipples in all their uncovered glory.  We’ve been horny and desperate for years after watching her bounce around in Friends with her pokies and perkies.  Finally, we get to see those juicy nipples and natural breasts naked.  The film company has distributed a statement saying anyone in posession of these photos should return them to the studio, and displaying them will result in immediate legal action.  But you know, if there’s one set of nipples worth going to jail for, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s.

We have discussed Amanda’s big ass before, and we’ve written prose about her braless. But now we’ve found Amanda spreading her legs in the kitchen. Don’t risk visiting Amanda’s website, you may become addicted…

These two cute lesbians prove that a little bunghole licking never hurt anybody.

Who here likes vintage porn, raise your hand. Uh, Mr. Smith in Lancaster, that is NOT your hand. Personally, I can’t get enough of the big natural boobs in retro style photos like this. I’ve browsed around RetroRaunch pretty frequently, and those girl-next-door types never fail to give a terminal woodrow.

This is a loving tribute to that big-boobie pin-up star with the drop-dead gorgeous looks Anna Nicole Smith. She died today. She had been hit or miss lately in terms of looking hot. She blew up to about 250lbs and then crash-dieted down to a more respectable 160lbs (I still couldn’t see her ribs though). Anna Nicole’s huge soft boobs were the subject of adolescent wet dreams world wide there for awhile (maybe the early 90′s?).  Bye-bye Anna, I’ll miss you.  But I won’t miss your voice.

MeganQT not only has the hottest damn ass in the country, she also knows how to pose in just such a way to drive us completely insane.

Yes, it’s more disgusting and dirty dildo action here on RegularPervert.  I think I like the dildo concept so much because it’s much more palatable than the quasi-homosexual penis obsession.  I mean, if you and I are aroused by watching a hot chick working a big dildo into her snatch, we are perverts.  If we get off by watching her get pounded by a big dick (with a hairy guy attached on the end), we have to be careful or we may be gay.  Vicki, our newest coochie-driller from FTV, chooses a modest 14″ dong only after she warms herself up with a red vibrator that looks thicker than my wrist.

Cassandra tried the same big monster back in Novemeber, and was successful. Come to think of it, Tiffanie did the same thing, and had to take a long vacation after the endeavour.

I might as well remind you what Alison Angel’s boobs look like…

I am pretty much stopped in my tracks by this video gallery of Sweet Adri on the porch steps.  Who cares that she is gorgeous.  Who cares that her breasts are so perfect and cry out for me to nibble and nuzzle and suckle.  I am fixated on her ass, and on that thong that she has stuck between her ass cheeks.

Previous Sweet Adri posts: Sweet Adri and the Rubber Dildo, With Melissa Midwest

Cassia Riley is most certainly not afraid to spread those legs.  If I had a pretty little bunghole like that, I would too.

A few movies of Cassia getting dirty and nasty…

Goodness, Wifey is aging quite well.  If all milfs looked like this, the world would be a much better place.  We have seen her boobs a few times in the past, but she is looking extra hot in this crazy, cut-up, black mini-dress.  Do you think she will get naked outdoors?

Maybe you’ve seen the photos of Alison Angel fingering her own ass.  Alison is not really a porn star in that she doesn’t hump guys on film.  She does occasionally get the groove on with girls, but her lesbian stuff has been mostly softcore (fingering and kissing and some occasional toy play).  At any rate, for various reasons she has also chosen not to do anal stuff in the past.  Is that changing?  Might we be treated to the sight of Alison Angel with a big dildo or buttplug in her ass?  One can only hope so.  We’ll see what the future brings from our blonde goddess.

MC-Nudes has about a blue bazillion babes on it’s website.  And as the title suggests, they are all naked.  And trust me, they are hot.  Carol Goldnerova is trying to pass herself off on the MC-Nudes website as Katy, but she can’t fool me.  I would recognize those boobies anywhere.  If she had a mug of coffee in one hand and a big dildo in the other, I would encourage her to be my alarm clock.  Uh, just for clarification, the coffee would be for me, the dildo would be for her.