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Monday January 22nd, 2007 7:42 pm

Julia Goes SkinnyDipping

Julia is a skinny blonde with nice big boobs.  I would take a girl like this to AppleBees and fill her up with cheap wine and maybe a few Long Islands.  Then I would take her back to my place and see just how squeaky clean she got those boobs while .

Monday January 22nd, 2007 12:09 pm

Mena Suvari Topless

We haven’t seen since American Beauty.  She has some serious peperonis doesn’t she…

Monday January 22nd, 2007 7:54 am

Eva Has Inverted Nipples

No matter how much she tweaks and tugs on them, I know for a fact that .  If she pinches them just right, out they poke like a lazy turtle’s head.  But they always end up sinking back into her lovely pink areolae, hiding there waiting for your suckle.

Sunday January 21st, 2007 11:34 pm

Iveta Loses the Dress

Jeezum, not just anybody can get away with a Sunday hat and dress like Iveta can.  I think part of her ability is assoicated with the fact that she jerks it up when she has no panties on and .

Sunday January 21st, 2007 11:34 pm

Iveta Loses the Dress

Jeezum, not just anybody can get away with a Sunday hat and dress like Iveta can.  I think part of her ability is assoicated with the fact that she jerks it up when she has no panties on and .

Sunday January 21st, 2007 7:48 pm

Sunday January 21st, 2007 7:30 pm

Seperate Page for the Blueyez Addiction

Screw it, let’s just give Princess Blueyez her own page.  Those melons are ripe, and ready to be picked.  She as if to say, “hump my chest Bert.  I know you are a pervert, and it’s okay.  Come to mamma and F my tits.”

Saturday January 20th, 2007 2:24 pm

Big Dicks vs Teeny Weenies

This guy wrote an enormous article about the debate of whether women prefer big dicks or little dicks.  This immediately makes me suspect a) he has a little dick, b) he is a or he wouldn’t be claiming to be so knowledgeable about what women want and need.  Excerpt:

A small dick is okay, women say, but not by itself. The majority of the female’s sexually excitable nerve endings are in the outer inch of her vagina, around the opening, so even a two-inch dick can get her off if used right. No matter what the size of your member, you’ve got to know how to use it, and how to complement it with other moves from your hands, mouth, body, and vocals, and words, if it happens to be less than massive, or even less than average.

Saturday January 20th, 2007 9:07 am

Kiss Kristin Loves Her Pudenda

Her name is  and she is most certainly kissable.  In particular, I am captivated by the photo of her petting her pudenda.  I would probably start by kissing her thighs. And then I would kiss her tummy. And then I would kiss the tip of each finger where it wraps around her little muff. I won’t tell you what I would do after that, but I bet you can guess.

Kiss Kristin Pudenda

Saturday January 20th, 2007 7:56 am

Sweet Adri and the Rubber Dildo

Sweet Adri has tastes similar to other women when it comes to dildo selection.  In these movies, we see that she has chosen to masturbate in the kitchen with a fairly small rubber dildo.  If she were to present herself as a girl who preferred , I would start to wonder if I could, you know, follow up an act like that.

Friday January 19th, 2007 8:35 pm

Euro Trash Girl

Have you guys heard that song “Euro Trash Girl” by Cracker? This makes me want to go on a safari to Europe to find just such a devoted (and hot) slut.

Friday January 19th, 2007 7:41 am

Melissa Midwest and the Million Dollar Porsche

If you’ve been dying to see getting naked, rubbing on each other with some real lesbian enthusiasm, and spanking their crotches all over some really awesome sports cars, you’re in luck.  Is that silver car a Porsche 959?  Seriously, who wouldn’t give their left nut for a car like that?  If Melissa said I could do her bareback doggy-style, or I could have the Porsche for 1 year… you know I’d grab those keys in a hearbeat and then try to pick up Melissa’s mom in my hot car.

Thursday January 18th, 2007 10:35 pm

Oriental Perversion

Maybe you have a perverted preference for Oriental snatch.  That’s okay with me.  But I bet any you land on smells just a little funny.  Why do Asian women smell funny?  Maybe they don’t.  Maybe it’s you that smells funny.  Maybe the little Chinese girls that run around in the massage parlors in China giving caucasian American tourists “happy endings” whisper amongst themselves about why white guys smell so funny.

Wednesday January 17th, 2007 11:49 pm

Tara and Her Shaved Coochie

Yes sir, and I am staring at it.  My momma told me it is not polite to stare, but… it’s a coochie.  And it’s shaved.  So I’m staring.

Wednesday January 17th, 2007 8:48 am

Petra and the All Natural D-cups

I think it is like a rule.  Any girl named Petra has to have big boobs.  This hot blonde looks like an .  When she bends over and looks at me between her legs, it makes me think… “hey big boy”.

Tuesday January 16th, 2007 11:28 pm

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz aka Loser

NEWS FLASH!  Jenna Jameson now has her own page on RegularPervert.com

Here are some recent photos of and her loser boyfriend Tito Ortiz.  These photos are taken so recently that I’m surprised we can’t see the big holes in Tito’s noggin put there when the Iceman Chuck Liddell showed him who his daddy was.  Why Jenna messes around with a wimp like Tito when she could have a Greek God of a man such as myself is a complete mystery.

In these photos, she looks like a) she might have been in the sun a bit too much, b) she might be getting a little old.  But it must be a trick of the lighting and just plain old bad pictures by the moron photographer who is apparently a cannabis smoking degenerate.

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