Julia is a skinny blonde with nice big boobs.  I would take a girl like this to AppleBees and fill her up with cheap wine and maybe a few Long Islands.  Then I would take her back to my place and see just how squeaky clean she got those boobs while skinnydipping nude in the river.

We haven’t seen Mena Suvari topless since American Beauty.  She has some serious peperonis doesn’t she…

No matter how much she tweaks and tugs on them, I know for a fact that Purrfect Eva has inverted nipples.  If she pinches them just right, out they poke like a lazy turtle’s head.  But they always end up sinking back into her lovely pink areolae, hiding there waiting for your suckle.

Jeezum, not just anybody can get away with a Sunday hat and dress like Iveta can.  I think part of her ability is assoicated with the fact that she jerks it up when she has no panties on and shows off her bunghole.

Jeezum, not just anybody can get away with a Sunday hat and dress like Iveta can.  I think part of her ability is assoicated with the fact that she jerks it up when she has no panties on and shows off her bunghole.

Screw it, let’s just give Princess Blueyez her own page.  Those melons are ripe, and ready to be picked.  She squeezes those tits together as if to say, “hump my chest Bert.  I know you are a pervert, and it’s okay.  Come to mamma and F my tits.”

This guy wrote an enormous article about the debate of whether women prefer big dicks or little dicks.  This immediately makes me suspect a) he has a little dick, b) he is a latent homosexual or he wouldn’t be claiming to be so knowledgeable about what women want and need.  Excerpt:

A small dick is okay, women say, but not by itself. The majority of the female’s sexually excitable nerve endings are in the outer inch of her vagina, around the opening, so even a two-inch dick can get her off if used right. No matter what the size of your member, you’ve got to know how to use it, and how to complement it with other moves from your hands, mouth, body, and vocals, and words, if it happens to be less than massive, or even less than average.

Her name is KissKristin and she is most certainly kissable.  In particular, I am captivated by the photo of her petting her pudenda.  I would probably start by kissing her thighs. And then I would kiss her tummy. And then I would kiss the tip of each finger where it wraps around her little muff. I won’t tell you what I would do after that, but I bet you can guess.

Sweet Adri has tastes similar to other women when it comes to dildo selection.  In these movies, we see that she has chosen to masturbate in the kitchen with a fairly small rubber dildo.  If she were to present herself as a girl who preferred huge rubber dildos, I would start to wonder if I could, you know, follow up an act like that.

Have you guys heard that song “Euro Trash Girl” by Cracker? This naked European Girl makes me want to go on a safari to Europe to find just such a devoted (and hot) slut.

If you’ve been dying to see movies of Melissa Midwest and Sweet Adri getting naked, rubbing on each other with some real lesbian enthusiasm, and spanking their crotches all over some really awesome sports cars, you’re in luck.  Is that silver car a Porsche 959?  Seriously, who wouldn’t give their left nut for a car like that?  If Melissa said I could do her bareback doggy-style, or I could have the Porsche for 1 year… you know I’d grab those keys in a hearbeat and then try to pick up Melissa’s mom in my hot car.

Maybe you have a perverted preference for Oriental snatch.  That’s okay with me.  But I bet any Asian babe you land on smells just a little funny.  Why do Asian women smell funny?  Maybe they don’t.  Maybe it’s you that smells funny.  Maybe the little Chinese girls that run around in the massage parlors in China giving caucasian American tourists “happy endings” whisper amongst themselves about why white guys smell so funny.

Yes sir, Tara has a shaved coochie and I am staring at it.  My momma told me it is not polite to stare, but… it’s a coochie.  And it’s shaved.  So I’m staring.

I think it is like a rule.  Any girl named Petra has to have big boobs.  This hot blonde looks like an all-natural D-cup.  When she bends over and looks at me between her legs, it makes me think… “hey big boy”.

NEWS FLASH!  Jenna Jameson now has her own page on RegularPervert.com

Here are some recent photos of Jenna Jameson and her loser boyfriend Tito Ortiz.  These photos are taken so recently that I’m surprised we can’t see the big holes in Tito’s noggin put there when the Iceman Chuck Liddell showed him who his daddy was.  Why Jenna messes around with a wimp like Tito when she could have a Greek God of a man such as myself is a complete mystery.

In these photos, she looks like a) she might have been in the sun a bit too much, b) she might be getting a little old.  But it must be a trick of the lighting and just plain old bad pictures by the moron photographer who is apparently a cannabis smoking degenerate.