If Jenny Reid gets any hotter, I will have to walk around with my dong wrapped in Kleenex.  Pulling her panties up into the crack of her ass puts some kind of kinked up voodoo spell on me that puts me in a seriously wankworthy mood.  A hot Asian chick walked up to me in the mall the other day and was trying to sell me some kind of vacation package.  I thought it was a sad sign that I’m getting really old when a teenager thinks I look old enough to have disposable income to devote to vacations.  I digress.  This asian girl looked a lot like Jenny Reid, only with bigger boobs and her hair wasn’t as sexy.