Are her eyes pale blue or gray?  Ahh, it doesn’t matter.  Either way, watching Private Gwen on the floor with an anal dildo is possibly the most life-changing event that will occur to me today.  Other than my boss coming in here and giving me my goals 3 weeks late while being oblivious to the porno explosion on my screen.  Um, yeah, we’re going to need you to work on Saturday Ms. Gwen.