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As a guy, I hate to have my nipples pinched.  Ladies:  stay off my Fing nipples.  Don’t bite them, don’t pinch them, don’t suck on them, just pretend like they aren’t even there, okay?  Maybe some guys like having their nipples tweaked, but they are probably latent homosexuals.  Okay, I won’t go that far, let’s just say I don’t like it and if other queer-bait butt-pirates guys do, that’s fine.

There’s this girl on myspace called IMSexkitten.  She says she’s 34 and married and has a kid, but we all need to be careful about believing everything we hear on the internet.  She apparently likes to blog about sex stuff.  Which is a good match, because I am a hornball and like reading about sex stuff.  She wrote this post about nipple pinching, and I quote:

I’m standing in front of the bathroom vanity getting ready for work. I see your reflection in the Mirror, you are standing there watching me. I meet your gaze in the mirror ” good morning lover” I say and smile at you “Good morning to you” you reply as you step up behind me and wrap your arms around my waist pulling me back against you, burying your face in my hair, then nuzzling my neck sending chills up my spine. Your hands untie my robe and let it fall open as your hands cup my breast; your thumb and finger pinching and teasing my nipples until they are hard erect peaks. Your mouth is nibbling and kissing my neck, the combination making me weak in the knees, I lean back into you I can feel your rock hard c*** as it presses into my back side. That wanting you ache starting to build between my legs and I can feel myself getting wet there as one of your hands trails down over my stomach to cup my p**** and presses me even harder against you. Your fingers delve between my lips there dipping into the wetness then searching for my clit. I gasp as you make contact with it and start teasing it sending little shocks of pleasure through my body. Your mouth on my neck, your hand caressing my breast and the other between my legs. All these sensations are making it hard to stand.  “Come on baby” you whisper in my ear ” go with it and cum for me baby you know what I want” and your fingers pick up the pace on my clit and you nip my neck with your teeth”OMG!” I say through clenched teeth as I cum against your hand letting the waves of pleasure wash over my body. and letting you hold me there. I love that you know my body so well. “Now you know what I want” you say as you pick me up and carry me to the bed and lay me down, climbing on with me Your lips and mouth are hot against my skin and a moan escapes me as your mouth covers my nipple and you suck and nibble on one then the other. Then kissing all the way down until you reach my p**** kneeling between my legs and pushing them further apart where you have a clear view, you then slowly lick all the juice you find there, then start working on my clit again, this time with teeth and tongue, driving me back up again but stopping just before I cum again, You’re poised over me, looking in my eyes, you plunge into me. It feels so wonderful to have you fill me up so completely that way. I move my hips with yours to meet each plunge you take as my fingers dig into your arms I can feel your body tense then shudder as you explode into me, your mouth covering mine in a crushing kiss as the waves of delight cover us both. Then you collapse on top of me, we lay like that a moment catching our breath, then you roll over and get up, holding out your hand to me you ask ” Can I interest you in a shower”  “only if you scrub my back” I smile and answer. Looks like we are both going to be late for work today.

Hey SexKitten, reading your blog entry some wood in my life today.