I did not realize that paralyzed women can have orgasms.  I think it is important to learn something new every day.  Especially when it comes to women’s vaginas.  One time I got drunk in a bar with a gynecologist, and swore that he had to squeeze his eyes shut and fantasize about oral in order to get off while having sex with his wife.  The moral of the story is, don’t learn too much about vaginas, and if you do, you might as well be an OB/GYN and get paid well for the pain it causes you.

If Jenny Reid gets any hotter, I will have to walk around with my dong wrapped in Kleenex.  Pulling her panties up into the crack of her ass puts some kind of kinked up voodoo spell on me that puts me in a seriously wankworthy mood.  A hot Asian chick walked up to me in the mall the other day and was trying to sell me some kind of vacation package.  I thought it was a sad sign that I’m getting really old when a teenager thinks I look old enough to have disposable income to devote to vacations.  I digress.  This asian girl looked a lot like Jenny Reid, only with bigger boobs and her hair wasn’t as sexy.

In terms of entering a true state of erotic bliss, few things can compare with a couple of good movies of Shay Lauren.  We’ve talked about Shay’s big boobies before, but I could talk about those suckers until I’m blue in the face.  Or blue in the crotch.  She has been around awhile, it’s not like she is new on the porn scene.  She was formerly a Penthouse gal.

Not only are these photos gigantic (1330×2000), they show off the seriously long and seriously spread legs of Monika Vesela.  I’d lik all the way up to the sweet spot.

Ashley from MyWifeAshley is a real cutie.  Not only do I like her pretty little amateur body, I think she has a very cute smile.  EDIT** I previously linked to a few photos of her doing her best to squeeze a big dildo into that little vajayjay, but she emailed me and asked me to show something else.  No problem, Ashley, please marry me.

This big-boobie blonde plops down on the bearskin rug, spreads her ass cheeks apart, and tells you to go to town.  Then you wake up, and you realize you are having a dream and you are humping the shotglass you went to bed with.

Wow, if these two chicks aren’t careful, they are going to give me a boner. Movies of two hot lesbians licking each other in a penthouse.

Mandy has one hell of a hardbody.  I like chicks with some meat on their bones.. but I also like it when I can see their ribs.  Means they are hungry - for me.

The cooter of Kendall Blaze looks like a nice, soft, warm place to be.  Problem is, once you get in there, you just can’t rest.  You gotta get into a frenzy, look for the cooter friction, pump it until you groan.  This is what redheads do to people.

Hello there.  My name is Koika, and I have puffy nipples.  If you don’t mind, I’ll just lean over this giant boulder and put my big boobies right out where you can see them.

I swear Lia19 looks exactly like a girl who goes to my gym.  I am not really certain that the girl at the gym has hard little nipples that poke out like Lia’s, but I’m willing to give them a free and proper evaluation.

Are her eyes pale blue or gray?  Ahh, it doesn’t matter.  Either way, watching Private Gwen on the floor with an anal dildo is possibly the most life-changing event that will occur to me today.  Other than my boss coming in here and giving me my goals 3 weeks late while being oblivious to the porno explosion on my screen.  Um, yeah, we’re going to need you to work on Saturday Ms. Gwen.

Hey Alison, are your nipples on fire, Sweetie?  I’m just wondering, cuz when you pour water on them like that it’s like, heh-heh, cool Beavis.  I’m nearly speechless, nearly incapacitated and totally brainwashed sitting here looking at these nipples.  Let me tell you, I would suckle these nipples every day.  They are perfect!  All natural boobs guys, come on, how often do you see that?  I would marry Alison Angel even if I wasn’t allowed to have sex with her.

The spanking thing doesn’t seem to be doing anything for me, but the video of Harmony 18 getting her ass cheeks spread… cool.  I am very surprised that the guy jams his finger into her rumpus with no lube.  I would think that would hurt her, which would in turn make her mad, which would in turn lead to her donkey kicking the guy right in the nutsak.  Also, is she masturbating with an electric toothbrush aka TB Dildo?

Polina sure knows how to tie a toga. Makes her look very Greek or Roman or something doesn’t it? Well, maybe not greek. She has red hair, and she doesn’t have a thick bush, so there’s no way she could be Greek. This sort of takes me back to Latin class in high school when we had a Toga party. One of the cheerleaders wore her toga over her little cheerleader skirt and I got sent to the principal because I developed a large lump in my crotch and started shaking and stammering incoherently.

Yessiree Bob, Princess Blueyez is known for her gonzo ass. I have lusted after the mythical gonzo ass since I was a wee little tot. I remember the first time I walked through Wal-Mart and saw a pair of thong panties hanging on a rack. When we got home, I immediately snuck into my mom’s room and started digging through her panty drawer. Do women really wear those panties that go in their butt-crack? Does that hurt? Does it smell funny?