According to this news report, men from India have dicks that are one to two inches shorter than most other men in the world.  This means they can’t wear rubbers because they tend to fall off.  Which leads to having tons of children.  Which leads to having four google trillion people crowded into one country.  Which leads to them leaving and coming over to America to watch our Indian porn, smoke our cigarettes, buy all of our used Mercedes, and (of course) open all of our gas stations and mini-marts.  I want to be careful not to antagonize or upset all of our Indian readers, but it looks like I really don’t have to worry about it.  Checking out our geo statistics, most of our perverted fans are from America and Europe, not a single Indian pervert.