When I say “Amanda and her big ass”, don’t worry.  I’m not talking about some fat lady, although if I were I’m sure some pervert locked in the back room of his mobile home somewhere would still be whacking off because he likes fat lady porn.  I’m just saying Amanda’s ass is larger than most model’s, kind of like a black girl only not that big.  If you think you can take it, check out the photos of her ass wiggling back and forth in those white panties while she jogs up the stairs.  Gives me a boner.

Holly is very cute, and her body is bordering on an A, maybe an A-plus.  Any hot chick that is willing to masturbate with sextoys while we watch automatically vaults to the very top of my hot list.  She has some ben-wa balls, and she romps on the sybian, then there’s some kind of crazy electric toothbrush looking thing.  Hawt, Holly, very hawt.

Hold on a minute. Did you say something about an exotic-looking hot babe in an open-cup bra that is red satin and trimmed in black lace? Did you mention some naughty black sheer stockings? You had me at hello, dude. Go back and say it again while I adjust the bulge in my britches.

Wow, look at the view of that ass. I would stick anything in there that Kendall Blaze asked me to. My finger. My face. My johnson. My big toe. I would sit very still and very quite and watch Kendall stick anything in there. A french fry. Another girl’s tongue. Maybe even a huge purple dildo.

Nice abs, Brittany. Do us all a favor. Stay skinny. Even if your mom is fat. Even if it is Christmas or the dead of winter and you are tempted to eat turkey and abstain from exercising. Do not pudge out.

Um, remember my previous perverted ramblings where I was talking about humping a chicks butt and then laying a patch across the top of her buttocks?  Well, this is what I was talking about:

I swear, most girls dig it. I think it makes them feel sexy that their butt is fine enough for you to rub on and spooge. Also, it makes them feel dirty and naughty enough that it is exciting, but without hassle of anal.

Deep, dark bungholes spread wide for your entry.  Are they a little furry, a little more pubic hair than what you prefer.  Never fear, just ignore.  The extra fur will trap the lube and help you glide in for a long ecstatic hump.  It helps that she is a redhead, a rare ass-virgin for your plundering.  Ahoy, Matee!

Please excuse my perverted thoughts. I need to get laid.

Yo.  I went to a new format/style for the good old regularpervert blog.  If you like it, yay.  If you don’t, go jump in a lake.  I’m till working some stuff out and tweaking a few things.  If you run across something that doesn’t work, email me.

Man, when I see a hot chick like Planet Mandy spreading her legs on the staircase, I can’t help but think about Risky Business and the scene where they had sex on the stairs.  Look at those magnificent golden globes.  Look at those soft, tan inner thighs.  I would love to nibble on her neck in the middle of a shopping mall.  Maybe I could get her to flash her boobs in the store?

I have tossed a salad in the shower before.  The girl liked it, too.  She proceeded to rip the damn towel rack off the wall.  Freya, who is European by the sound of her name, likes to play the “soap up and spread the buttcheeks in the shower” game.  She should be careful, because she may get more than just my face in her crack.

Mamma-mia.  I would tell you what I would do to PureDee’s ass, but it illeagal in many states.  Her body is just unbelievable.  I’m glad I’m never around a girl that hot, because I would just make a fool out of myself.

I went to see the new James Bond movie Casino Royale last night.  It was pretty good.  Plenty of hot chicks in it.  In fact, I’ve created my own page as a tribute to all the chicks…including Eva Green, Caterina Murino, and Ivana Milicevic.

Hot naked chicks in cowboy hats are great.  I’ve never had sex with a cowgirl, but I’ve done the nasty with country bumpkins.  One time I did it doggie-style with this chick that had a bicameral utereus, and boy she was tight.  Marketa has a very smooth looking ass.

Sometimes having a tanned naked woman in bed with you is overrated.  After all, most of the time the lights are out or your eyes are closed.  I don’t know about you, but when I’m trying to concentrate, I close my eyes and sometimes grit my teeth.  Mary at Met-Art would probably put me right into a trance.

In other news…

Former inmate claims she was assaulted in Sevier Co. Jail

December 21, 2006

By SONU WASU
6 News Reporter

SEVIER COUNTY (WATE) — A former inmate at the Sevier County Jail says she was brutally assaulted by five other inmates.  

Sheriff’s officials say Megan Hudson, Vandy Morin, Krystal Kawalski, Michelle May Gunter and Kandi Lee Arwood assaulted a woman inside the cell they were sharing.  

The victim says she was sleeping on a mat on the floor of the overcrowded jail when the five women sexually assaulted her.

“I’m freaking out. I don’t know what’s going on. I’m trying to fight, scream, I couldn’t because I’m gagged, trying to get loose,” the alleged victim says.

She was serving a 40 day sentence for shoplifting. That’s a misdemeanor crime. “I was there to pay my debt to society. For someone to take it upon theirself to hurt me, physically hurt me, scar me for the rest of my life…I’ll never get over this or forget it.”

The five women have now been separated. All are charged with rape. But sheriff’s officials say they do not believe the assault was sexual in nature. They say the women thought the victim was hiding drugs on her body. They wanted the drugs.

Now the victim and her family want justice and answers from the sheriff. “What are they going to do to prevent this from happening to someone else? Someone wasn’t doing their job properly,” says Brenda Kolata, a relative of the alleged victim.  

“I’m lucky. I can sit here and talk to you. God only knows what those women would have done next,” the former inmate says.

The family wants to know why a misdemeanor inmate was put in the same cell as violent inmates.

The sheriff says the jail is so overcrowded they don’t have an option.

All five women will be arraigned on the rape charges on January 5.